Member Article:You Can't Make This Shit Up! Post Your Comment

OlHippie1949 67 M
1  Article
Don't like So so Good Very Good Excellent

What do you think?

 

You Can't Make This Shit Up!

9/2/2014

Like my other stories, this one is also based upon true events.
In this particular story, it is about as true as I can recall
it. Now for those of you who are unfamiliar with my stories,
this one contains all sorts of sexual pairings, variations,
fetishes and general good fun. If you are uncomfortable
with bisexuality, select another author. Also, while
condoms are not mentioned in this story, you can be assured
that they were always in use.


Here I am turning 65 and I still play with my dick like I'm
in puberty. I play with it all the time. I consider it a "good"
habit and I don't give a flying fuck what anyone might
think. It used to bother my ex-wife that I would idly scratch
and stroke my dick when we were alone. Many times, I offered
it to her but more often than not, she declined and called
me a pervert. As I have written here in the past, we were not
sexually compatible and after my divorce, my sex life blossomed
and reached its potential.


Ever since my divorce, I've had several friends where
my "good" habit was appreciated and even celebrated.
Many times since, I have watched and been watched as I play
with myself. I even went to a meeting of a masturbation club
where a dozen men and women sat around watching each other.
It was extremely hot. Oh, don't get me wrong, it's
not like masturbation is my kinky fetish. No, it is just
a natural part of my life and I enjoy it, as well as other forms
of sex. If an opportunity comes up to share it, hell, I'm
there.


Also, if you have read my prior stories, you know that I am
orally bisexual and my favorite encounters involve couples.
True, finding bisexual couples can be a tough nut but since
I moved down here to Sarasota, they may not be more plentiful
but they can be found. It just takes a little work. You have
to wade through a lot of bullshit and weed out a plethora
of phonies. There are many guys out looking to get blown
and they use the wife as bait for bisexual men who think they
are speaking to a couple. Usually, he says he wants to meet
first to size you up and see if you're acceptable to
the wife. At one point, he will surely ask for a blowjob with
no offer of reciprocity. The reality is that she never even
knows what he does online, let alone his true sexual preferences
and will probably never know about her husband's post.
Nevertheless, with all the difficulties involved in finally
hooking up with a bisexual couple, many of my encounters
have been amazing and wonderful.


So here I was, on a rainy Saturday morning, looking over
the pictures on my local adult swinger site and idly stroking
my hairless testicles as I trolled for couples. About four
pages in, I saw a picture of the fine bodies of a married couple
living only about five miles away. I was immediately attracted
to the fabulous female body with those large beautiful
tits; it enticed me to click on their profile. "Mature
discreet couple enjoys meeting bisexual people. We are
very discriminating so please don't be offended if
we don't get back to you. Men, women, couples, straight
or bi. Contact us with pictures and what you like to do."
Fortunately, their profile read that they were both bisexual,
liked group masturbation and basically, were my kind of
people. According to the site, we had a very high compatibility
rating of 95%. I clicked onto the picture gallery which
contained eight images. There were no head shots but both
of them seemed to be in excellent shape. Her body was killer
and he had a smallish beautifully shaped cock with a helmet
that seemed oversized. There were a few pictures of her
naked body. Finally, the last picture had them with some
friends, all naked except for gaudy Mardi Gras masks. I
looked closely at them...and then it hit me! I knew these
two and I'd known them for years. Hell, I went to elementary
school with them!


Donald and Lydia were longtime friends to both myself and
my ex-wife. They moved from New York to Sarasota about twenty-five
years ago. I'd grown up with them and had socialized
with them quite a lot when I was married. She was always a
knockout, quiet spoken and, while gorgeous, was not a very
sensual person. She had an amazing rack that, sadly, was
always hidden under prim dresses. Don was a bit of a pompous
asshole but tolerable and often funny, it was all part of
his salesman shtick and which Liddy (commonly called "Liddy")
seemed oblivious. Many times, I had hosted them at my oceanfront
East End home, sometimes for up to a couple of weeks of very
friendly and polite vacation. It wasn't that they
weren't good guests, they were and we often had many
fun times with them but they could also be quite bland and
boring. Also, as Don had made a small ton of dough (as the
registered importer of expensive ladies' shoes with
red soles), he also liked to spend it. We always ate and drank
very well. When he sold his company, he pocketed a bundle
and moved down to The Sunshine State for an early retirement
of golf. That and dabbling in various businesses and real
estate deals is his life, so far as I know.


Liddy became a nurse. Early in her career, she worked as
the on-premise caregiver to am elderly Park Avenue lady
who also happened to be one of the wealthiest heiresses
in the world. She was a very good nurse and became quite in
demand after the old lady died. She took a job as Head Nurse
at New York Presbyterian and worked there until they decided
to retire. Being idle in Sarasota wasn't working for
her and so she went back to work. Today, she works as the Head
Nurse of a local hospital. Childless, they always spent
their money on expensive things, toys and luxury vacations.
Their life seemed very very good albeit boring, so far as
I knew.


Just after I moved down here, I called them. I hadn't
seen them in more than ten years although we had spoken by
phone during that time. We met and for several weeks, we
socialized frequently which helped to ease my culture
shock. At first, I enjoyed driving over to their immense
house, swimming in their pool and playing a few holes on
the course surrounding their home. And then Donald began
to get on my nerves. Big time. Always needling me and trying
to push my buttons went from annoying to exasperating.
He seemed to enjoy condescending to me in a way I could not
allow. He seemed to be glowering over me that he was still
rolling in dough due to his acute acumen he displayed in
his hobby of buying and flipping foreclosed homes. He flashed
his Cuban cigars a lot. One day, while I was putting, he alluded
to the fact that having suffered the financial downfall
that I had, how could I afford green fees. He bordered on
sneering and I ignored him putting out in two. But the end
for me was when he pulled out a big bag of weed and began rolling
fat spliffs. As I was new to the area and had not made any connections
yet, I asked him if I could buy a little bit. Right away, he
turned belligerent and told me in no uncertain terms that
I could not buy from him and never to ask him again. "I'm
not your 'man'!" he informed me. This wounded
me. I was always free with my hospitality (and my pot) and
this attitude was extremely insulting. It was not that
he had said no to me but how he said it. I began to make some
distance between them and until this morning, I had not
seen them in almost a year. Now, I was seeing them and wow,
what a view.


I decided to get in contact with them again. I always wanted
to fuck Lidda and now there seemed a possibility. More important,
though, was that I wanted to see the look on Don's face
when he learned of my discovery. I relished this. Just as
my financial and mental turnaround had allowed me to regain
my humility, Donald needed a strong dose, too. I responded
to their profile but did not include any head shots or any
revealing information about my identity. I was reminded
of the cartoon of two dogs sitting in front of a computer
and one dog says to the other "On the Internet, no one
knows you're a dog." I was sexy and vague band
spoke highly of circle-jerks and bi-threesomes. I added
a couple of body and dick shots and pressed "send."
I waited a few minutes and then called them as myself. I had
a nice mindless conversation with Liddy catching up on
the past year. She happily invited me over for dinner on
Friday of the coming weekend. She was always perky, efficient
and yet ditzy, that Liddy.


I got a response from the sex site the very next day. It appeared
that they had written the response together the night before.
"Liked your email. We like the same things. Him: Nice
cock. I'd like to do things to it. Her: It gets me off
to watch two guys. I like to be watched when I diddle myself.
Both: It excites us to watch each other cum. Tell us more.
What do you do for a living? What kind of place do you live
in?...etc." No pain, no weird stuff, no scat - just
good old fuckin' and suckin'. After a few emails
back and forth, we made a date to meet at a nice bar for a drink
on Saturday. I was pumped.


Friday night, I arrived at their home with a good bottle
of red and a few joints of the best stuff I could find. Liddy,
now mature and of a certain age, looked amazingly youthful.
Although there were age lines on both their faces, they
easily could have been mistaken for their early forties.
Her body did not seem to age either. Her large beautiful
tits were still large and beautiful. Her ass was still a
butt to bring a smile. Unfortunately, she still dressed
matronly and even a bit austere. I simply hated her Peter
Pan collar because I couldn't glom her fine tits. Our
evening was all right, even pleasant and polite, if you
will. As I knew they were both still in touch with my ex, I
remained cagey with most of my answers. And naturally,
Don threw some cutting remarks my way before Liddy and I
mildly quashed him. I was being cute with them and at one
point in the evening, I could no longer contain myself.
I scratched the edge.


"I have to say that I don't know how you two do it.
You both don't age. Liddy, you've always had a
lush body, and one that I often drooled over, but now it's
even better. You are one hot and sexy woman."


She preened and waved her head back, riffling her blond
hair across her face and arching her back causing those
fine melons to stand up proudly. Talk about sending signals!
Don picked up on it.


"You couldn't afford her, Ray."


I smiled and let it slide. A little later, he complimented
me on the pot.


"This stuff is great stuff. I haven't been able
to get anything nearly as good as this. Can you sell me a joint
or two?"


"No. I'm not your man, Don!"


Silence. That seemed to put him in his place and for the next
couple of hours, we had a pleasantly distant dinner. Not
long after coffee, I left and was on my way home and all I could
think about was Don's snotty attitude and how it would
play during Act II.


The next day, as I drove to the fancy top-tier bar overlooking
Sarasota Bay, it was still all I could think about. I went
over a thousand monologues and dialogues in my head knowing
full well that I would go with it as it unfolded and roll with
it. I liked that I was in the driver's seat. As I pulled
into the parking lot, I avoided the valet line and parked
my little car in the back between a Jeep Wrangler and a Chevy
Cruze. Walking toward the entrance, I was astonished by
all the Bentleys lined up in the valet lot. I thought I might
spy Don's Bentley but there were just too many.


We agreed to meet at the bar and as I turned toward it, I spotted
them looking eagerly at the door. When our eyes locked,
theirs were like deer in the headlights.


"Donald, Lydia! Funny meeting you here!"


We politely kissed. Both were clearly uncomfortable.



"Ray, what are you doing in this neighborhood? Isn't
this a little out of your range?"


"Well, it all depends what you're here for and
how far you range, doesn't it? So what are you two doing
here?"


Liddy jumped in quickly. "Oh...uh...we're
meeting a couple from our club." At best, it seemed
like a lame excuse.


"A little business, you know, Ray? Plus, he still
owes me from the round I killed him on last week." Don
thought he was so smart. "And so, you never answered.
Why are you here?"


"You probably wouldn't believe it if I told you.
How 'bout buying me a drink. I'll have a Martell
VSOP. Thanks. And why don't we sit out there on the terrace
until your friends come." I was such a smug prick.



Once we were set up on the terrace, in a nice quiet corner,
Don asked me again why I was there.


"Liddy, last night you were dressed like a nun. Tonight,
I could dive into your awesome cleavage. What's with
the tits?"


She feigned embarrassment. "You always say the nicest
things, Ray. You have a real way with words." She persisted,
"You still haven't answered. So what are you
doing here?"


"Okay, I'll tell you. First off, you can both
relax. What I am about to say stays between us. If you don't
understand at first, I promise you, you will. Except for
at the end of my marriage, I was always monogamous. Oh, we
had a lot of sex during the marriage but it was boring to me
and very plain vanilla even at the beginning." They
both squirmed in their chairs. "Still, I did not stray.
After my divorce, I had many eye-opening experiences that
awakened me to endless possibilities. Yes, I was broke
and beaten and yes, I lived in a wealthy resort that I could
no longer afford to live in, but I did what I had to do to make
ends meet and still enjoy living there. I was chastened
and I might say, humbled and humiliated in many ways. Especially
in the sex department... that is, until a couple picked
me up and I experienced my first threesome, and a bisexual
threesome at that. Ever since then, I enjoy the company
of couples. I live to give and recieve pleasure. I'd
say I have a strong hedonist streak. So imagine my surprise
when I saw your profile on SarasotaSweetSpot..."



Don's face was dark. He was at a loss for words. Liddy
was also stunned, her blue eyes turned stone gray. Suddenly,
she lost the oblivion and the ditz.


"Now before you get all paranoid and crazy, be assured
that I will never tell a soul and that this is between us three.
By your placing a profile and by me trolling for partners,
we made a silent agreement to respect our right to be discreet.
Yes, I know your secret and I have honestly told you mine.
I believe we are all of the same mind. I love to sit around
and jerk off and watch other people jerk off...and I like
to eat pussy for hours on end...and I like to fill my mouth
with the spongy helmet of a fat dick until it explodes in
my mouth. Just like you." I stared hard at Don. "And
just like you." I acknowledged Liddy's discomfort.



"I don't know what to say, Ray. You seem to know
our little secret pretty well. I find it a little surprising
because after all these years, I've never considered
having sex with you. We were always friends." Her
response was not offensive to me. Moreover, she seemed
actually shocked that I had discovered them and she was
being matter-of-factful. I understood completely; our
long-time relationship was part of another world.


"That's okay, Liddy. I don't intend to hook
up with you two. I really wanted to see Don's face. I
wanted to see my friend, pompous Donald, humbled for a change."
I turned to him. "You see, I don't like your attitude
toward me, Don. Who do you think you are? We both...we all
come from the same place. I don't like you belittling
and needling me. I've been quiet about it but no longer.
We've been friends for a long time but you've become
a little too big for your britches. See, you may be rich and
I may not be but in so many ways, we are alike. For one thing,
we both like to suck cock and eat cum. That levels the playing
field somewhat, doesn't it?"


He was stunned and his face registered his shock. It was
the first time he was made speechless. I rose from the table.



"If I were you, I would remove the picture with the
masks, I knew it was you two immediately. Enjoy your night
and I hope your friends from the "club" arrive.
And Liddy, I have always loved your tits. They look better
than I ever imagined and I imagined them plenty."



I turned and walked out feeling gratified. I knew I'd
made my point. I knew I'd shocked the shit out of them.
I doubted Don would ever diss me again. In fact, I doubted
that either would ever speak to me again. I hoped they got
the message. I drove home with a distinct "fuck you"
working.


Things were quiet for the next couple of weeks. Between
my writing assignments, I returned to trolling for couples
with no results. It was okay. I mean, I still jerked off every
day. I knew that when I found the right couple, it would be
worth the wait. At least that's what I hoped and fantasized
about as I slapped my monkey.


Liddy called me on a hot Tuesday afternoon. I'd just
finished writing and I was laid out on the floor playing
with my dog. Once I heard her voice, I sat up attentively
as she spoke quickly. "Listen Ray, first I want to
apologize to you...for me and Don...you blew us away, you
know...I mean really. Really! You don't know how bad
we feel. Listen, I want you to come over for dinner and the
pool this weekend. Don and I want to get our friendship back
on track, you know. We both feel bad. My poor husband was
devastated by what you said. It shook him up so...oh, he
was humbled, all right."


"I'll have to think about this." I love
playing hard to get.


"Well, I'm just giving you a heads-up. Expect
a call from him. And believe me, Ray, I really am sorry. I
know that we took you for granted. Oh, and if it helps to convince
you that we are sincere, don't bring a bathing suit."



"Okay, let's see what he has to say." Being
a hard-on was one thing but her last remark gave me one.


I was still pissed though. I had doubted very much whether
I would see them again and now, they are inviting me back.
Seriously? Had I really made my point? I was sure that while
taken aback, Don would still be full of himself and I didn't
need any of his bullshit anymore. I truly doubted that I
had much of an affect upon him.


About an hour later, Don called. He, too, spoke quickly
and nervously. "Listen Ray, don't hang up on
me...please. I called to apologize. I mean honestly apologize.
You gave me a wake-up call that I really took to heart. Just
come over for dinner and let's talk about this. Don't
be an asshole, let us apologize to you. I've known you
forever and I've always looked up to you as an honest
friend and a big brother...and you proved that to me again...and
I realized what a shit I've been...and I don't
want to lose our friendship. We want to make it better. Neither
of us want to lose you. Come on, what do you say?"


I was taken aback by his honesty. His voice sounded different.
It was devoid of piss and vinegar. "Alright, Don.
Saturday. I'll be there."


"Good. Don't bring your suit. There will be a
few other people there I want you to meet. And by the way,
your cock pictures turn us on. It's beauty... Everything
will be cool, I promise."


I was curious, that much is true. Their calls had given me
pause. But I was also wary. But what the fuck. Holding anger
is negativity and that's no good for the soul. If there
was a chance that his head had changed, I was willing to give
him that chance. After all, we did have a long history. Of
course, being told by both of them not to bring my suit was
more than intriguing.


When Saturday rolled around, I dressed sharp. I'd
showered earlier and manscaped by pubes and my balls all
nice and clean. I smoked a few bowls of the good stuff and
packed a little stash to take along. I picked up a bottle
of Argentinean Malbec and drove the short distance to their
house. When I pulled up, there were four other cars there
- two Bentleys, a Mercedes and a Tesla. I supposed that he
needed big-time support from his high-roller friends.



Liddy opened the door and immediately took my breath away.
She was wearing a tank top and a bikini bottom. Her tank top
was see-thru and those fabulous melons were on full display.
I marveled at her silver-dollar nipples.


"Oh my, Liddy. Those are more beautiful than I ever
imagined."


"Then take a look at the whole package, Ray."



She spun around and the bikini bottom hardly covered her
butt. Her ass cheeks looked so ripe for the handling, I whistled
under my breath.


"And here, my old friend, is the best part."
She spun around again. "Especially for you...Camel
Toe!"


Ouch! I felt my cock push against my shorts. Indeed, it was
a perfectly formed camel's toe rising from her crotch.
There was a moist line around her labia.


"Beautiful. Just beautiful."


"Yes, I agree...beautiful" Her hand traced
the outline of my cock. She took my bottle and led me in. "Come
and meet our friends. You will love them."


Out in the lanai, people in various stages of undress were
chatting, drinking and toking. I absorbed the scene and
stopped to stare at a woman with her private parts covered
in body paint. Over at the bar was a tall man pouring a drink.
My eyes focused upon his ten-inch-soft cock sporting three
thick metal cock rings. This guy looked like he was sporting
a tall can of beer or maybe a small keg between his legs.


I was pulled aside, handed a drink and a fat joint, the smoking
kind. "Ah, my oldest friend is here. Everybody, may
I have your attention? Would you all please come into the
living room?" Don was showing off his lean physique
with a carefully defined gold g-string pouch.


Liddy went around the Living Room and introduced me to the
assembly. I was quite taken by one petite woman built in
perfect proportions. Small and perfect. She reminded
me of a pedigree toy poodle. I considered how much I would
love to spin her. But then another woman caught my eye. She
was just what I like; about 5'4", small round
breasts with small brown ariolas and little nipples popping
out, nicely tan, a small bangle hanging from her navel,
slim hips and long legs. She wore a small black bikini bottom
that hid the tops of the tattoos on her thighs. In flowery
calligraphy, the word "Pain" was tattooed
down and around one thigh. Curving down her other thigh
was the word "Pleasure". Separating the two
was a significant crotch gap highlighted by the fine line
of a camel toe. My kind of girl. I noted that I had to make her
acquaintance.


"Okay, let me have your attention, please. This is
me and Liddy's oldest friend, Ray. We know him since
elementary school. Ray lived just a few houses away from
me growing up. He was like my big brother in those days. Ray
has recently moved down here from New York and I have to admit,
I have not acted in a very welcoming manner. For that I apologize.
In fact, I have been downright rude. Crude. Okay, I acted
like an asshole. I think that maybe this lifestyle has gone
to my head and I've become pretty impressed with myself.
And for what? For my financial success? Actually, it's
just good old dumb luck, that's all. Not unlike many
of you. You know, I haven't nearly accomplished the
many amazing things my friend Ray has accomplished. I just
have more money now than he does. Why? Only because he was
fucked over and I wasn't. Big Fucking Deal. Ray has
lived a more adventurous life while I've turned into
a bore and a braggart, two things Ray has never been and believe
me when I tell you, he could brag and make us all look like
pikers. But that's not him. That's me. Or maybe...that
was me. I intend to change my ways... I've already started...In
front of all of you, friends who know me better than I know
myself, in front of all of you, I apologize to my dear friend,
Ray, and tonight, Liddy and I want to show our appreciation."
He paused in thought and then smiled.


"So a few weeks ago, Ray gave us a comeuppance which
was a long time coming. We earned it. We want to make amends.
We want to make things right. We wanted you, our friends,
to witness this mea culpa and perhaps take this lesson to
heart. Most of us here could use a little humility, it makes
for better character, wouldn't you say?"


'Why don't you get on your knees and suck his cock?"
A chubby man wearing a black g-string offered this suggestion.
I could tell he was just a fat little wise-guy with a fat little
cock.


"See, Mel, that's what I'm talking about.
Sucking Ray's cock is something I've secretly
always wanted to do but I don't think that's the
answer. And you don't either, you're just being
a smart ass. Perhaps you should listen a little closer to
what I'm saying. I'm talking about soul-bearing
honesty here."


"Listen, Don, " I jumped in as I didn't
want to hear any negativity. "I appreciate your apology
but this is all unnecessary...and embarrassing. I'm
glad you realize my feelings but we have been friends for
a very long time and that won't end. Plus, your friends
here want this party to continue and I heartily agree. So
don't bring us down. Why not continue the party. Here,
take this joint. Where can I put my clothes?"


Liddy spoke up. "I'll take you, Ray, just wait
a second, please, there is something I want to say. My husband
is right. We both deserved a comeuppance. For years, although
we've always been proper friends, we've fantasized
about how much fun you would be in our bed but, you know, that
was our boudoir secret. It seems that we have a lot of secrets
and too many masks. Our arrogance is proof of that. Why we
became what we became I do not know but we missed so many opportunities
to be closer to you and to let you know how much we cherished
your friendship. You have no idea how much we want to express
this."


As she said this, Don passed me a bong and muttered "Peace
Pipe". I took a couple of deep tokes and immediately
smelled and tasted some real good stuff. I nodded and smiled
at him as I choked on the toke.


She continued. "I want all of you...our secrets here
are intact...to welcome our friend, Ray. Make him glad
he moved down here. He's a good guy - you'll like
him. Now please, get something champagne, we want to make
a toast."


While corks were popping and people were mingling, Mel,
the wise guy, came over. "Look Ray, I should learn
to shut up. Welcome to Florida." We shook hands.


Lydia and Donald approached with a glasses of the bubbly
and stood on either side of me. "Friends, please raise
your glasses. Here's a toast to our friend, Ray - A good
man, an honest man, a soulful man. Ray reminded us that we
need to get real again. Liddy and I talked about this a lot
for the last few weeks. We realized just how much we love
this man and are blessed by his friendship. So let's
drop the artifice, the masks and all the self-importance.
We love you, Ray. Please stay our friend."


"It's a deal."


Glasses clinked. I was taken by all the smiles and warm vibe
in the room. Ms. Pain-and-Pleasure smiled at me. Immediately,
I wanted to eat her. I wanted to walk that thin line. I gazed
around. My friends had invited me into their swing group
and all of a sudden, I could not think of one reason why I should
not partake in the randy passion offered. Liddy seemed
to read my mind and leaned into my ear, her large breast resting
on my arm.


"I'm sure you feel like a kid in a candy store but
I just want you to know that I'm first. I've wanted
to make love to you for many years and tonight's the
night."


Don looked at us and also moved closer. I felt his cock pushing
against my hip. "And I want you to know that I was wrong.
I am your man."


The two of them had me in a sandwich and both were caressing
my fly. I looked around and saw that the party was now kicking
in. Two couples were in the pool caressing each other in
a tight foursome. A very cute redhead kneeled in front of
Mr. Three-Cock-Rings and licked his mammoth red Robo-helmeted-head.
Mr. and Mrs. Chubby had the petite brunette's lips
between their faces. Ms. Pain-and-Pleasure was paired
with a lusty redhead. And I had my childhood friends stroking
my cock. How bad is life?


"Come with us." Liddy took my hand and led me
into their bedroom. A large king-sized bed dominated the
room and appeared even larger on account of the mirror above
it and behind it. "Now you just sit down here, "
she said patting a large cushy armchair. I did as I was told.



Liddy began a sensual strip for me. First, she pulled her
tank-top over her head. Her breasts were encased in a slight
little peek-a-boo bra showcasing her large nipples. She
placed them near my face and pinched them so I could see them
pop out before dropping the bra to the floor. Oh Lord, how
her breasts were sooo beautiful and still so firm and...and...
I felt my dick fighting my pants again. Then she dropped
the bikini bottom showing me her perfect butt, the black
butt-floss hidden in her cheeks. She bent over presenting
her butt to me. The little pouch covering her vagina looked
so enticing. Standing and turning around, she removed
the thong and placing it in her palm, pressed it over my nose.
Oh, her scent was redolent. Musk. A hint of cherry... Now,
she stood nude in front of me and damn, if she wasn't
just as beautiful as when we were kids. Maybe better.


Don began unbuttoning my Tommy Bahama floral shirt. His
fingers lightly scraped down my chest and across my nipples.
His hands went to my belt and undid it. They were both at my
knees now and pulling my khaki shorts down. As usual, I'd
gone commando and my cock popped out. Both of them let an-ooh-and-an-ah
escape. And then I felt two tongues wrap around it, one focusing
on my balls and the other licking the helmet. I closed my
eyes and allowed them complete access to my cock, my balls
and my ass. I felt a tongue rim me as the other tongue swallowed
me whole.


One hand reached down and was rewarded with one of Liddy's
large globes. It felt so big and so soft in my palm. Her nipple
was hard and pressing into the center of my hand. I lightly
pinched it. Then I felt a hand pull me toward the bed. I fell
back down onto it. She climbed on top of me and slid her soaking
pussy down my pole. While she rode me, Don licked my balls
and rimmed my pucker. I looked up to see Liddy's breasts
bouncing and grabbed them with both hands, causing her
to bounce even more.


"You guys are going to make me cum soon." I felt
it rising.


"Don't cum yet. You want a little blue pill? They're
great!"


"Sure, why not."


We sat for a few minutes while I calmed down. Looking at Liddy's
perfect body just turned me on again and so I slid over and
placed her pink vagina with it's large outer lips over
my head. My tongue slid into those fat fleshy lips and I enjoyed
her flowing juices dribble onto my tongue. Yes, a hint of
cherry...and maybe hazelnuts... Don was now sucking on
me and he was an expert, flicking, licking and covering
me in saliva. I was feeding him my cock and slightly rocking
in and out. I felt it rising again. So did he.


"I want you to cum in my mouth, Ray. Cum. Don't
hold back."


"Yes, Ray, fill his mouth. And I want a taste, too."



She was rolling her crotch around my lips. Her scent was
floral and her taste was feral musk, vintage 1951. She leaned
her pucker into my nose and the tip slid in. My hips pushed
into Don's lips and I wasn't long before I was going
to pop. Liddy could not hold out much longer either. I heard
little gasps escape and then I felt her juices cascading
down my face. She pushed into me and rolled her hips soaking
my skin. This pushed me over the edge and I arched up. Don
pulled off and my milky squirt covered his lips and tongue,
pooling in the center. When my orgasm subsided and cum dripped
down my cock, Liddy leaned forward. They shared a snowball
kiss and a giggle.


"Change places, " I ordered. And chuckling
like the two kids I remembered, they did and now I had Don's
thin cock at my lips. My tongue snaked out and gobbled it.
I liked the fact that he wasn't large because I could
roll his dick around my mouth and suck him deeply without
choking. Liddy was washing my wand and it felt wonderful.
She had this technique where she sucked my balls and then
without losing any suction, traveled up and consumed the
head. Because I was not hard yet, she made it seem that I was.
And soon, I was.


Don placed his hands at my side and got into a push-up position,
pumping his cock into me. He was seriously fucking my face.
He was moaning and telling me how good it felt, how I really
know how to suck cock and how close he was to cumming. I felt
his cock throbbing and the mushroom head expanding. My
free hand began to pump his shaft quickly. His first blast
hit the back of my throat and my lips clamped around it, milking
his silky semen so it rolled in globs down my throat. He didn't
slow down or stop instead filling me with the largest volume
of cum I think I'd ever experienced. Finally, his cock
softened and slowly, with a whole lot of tenderness, slipped
it from my mouth.


"God, that was great, Ray. You suck so good."



"Your no slouch in that department either, buddy."



We all lay entwined as we happily recovered.


"That was as good as I've always imaged, Ray.
You can eat my pussy any time and I mean that."


"That's good but if you don't mind, I'd
like to fill that pussy next...and you'll be happy
to know that I shoot blanks."


"That's good to know but I don't have any
eggs to fertilize anymore so please, fuck me silly."



Now, I must tell you that this woman had a most beautiful
vagina. If she looked twenty years younger, her snatch
was forty years younger. Shaved as smooth as the skin of
a plum and with large puffy lips, it was gorgeous. I'd
already discovered that her gap was so wide, my head could
flail between her legs. I'd already learned that her
inner lips masked a large, hard clit that I could easily
flick. Now, I found out just how tight this woman was. It
was obvious that she took her kegel exercises seriously
as she literally sucked me up and in, while squeezing me
at my base. Lordy, Lordy, this was good.


"Oh I like how you fit. This feels wonderful. Oh, Donny,
you're going to love this is your ass, I promise."



She pulled me against her and we began to suck face and roll
around. Her legs clamped against my hips as we fucked with
abandon. Her kisses were deep and expressive. She whispered
little comments like "...you are as good as we always
pretended...oh this is so good...your cock...I love your
cock." I returned the compliments. My hands were
fastened around her breasts and they, too, were quite complimentary.
Sucking and pulling on those sweet nipples only made her
buck harder.


Don was sitting back watching us. His cock lay soft against
his thigh. "Fuck him, baby. Show him how tight that
pussy is."


She squeezed her muscles and did few rapid butterfly kegels.
I pushed against her and began to shoot into her deepest
reaches. "Oh my God, that was awesome!" This
was a new experience for me. I said this over and over as I
pumped more and more cum into her. Finally, I slipped out
and splashed her pubes and stomach. I literally collapsed
on the bed muttering just how awesome she was. I was numb.
I think I passed out for a few minutes.


The three of us were draped around the bed. We were quietly
resting and contemplating what had just transpired when
Liddy moaned, "That was as good a fuck as I've
ever had. No offense, Donny, but Ray here just rocked my
world. I can still feel all you cum inside me."


Don and I laughed. "I'm glad to hear that, dear."



"Yeah, it was about as good as it gets on my end, too.
That was memorable. And you, Donny, you can suck me anytime."



"Likewise, my friend."


"So, tell me, how long have you guys been in the lifestyle?"



"About as long as I can remember." Liddy smiled.
"We discovered it in college."


"When we were in college, " Don continued,
"we had an acid orgy with another couple and we both
discovered how much fun it was to be uninhibited and sexually
free. We sucked and fucked each other in front of each other.
It opened us up and made us closer. We've been with small
secret circles all our lives. What about you? I never saw
you as a cocksucker."


"This is a day of surprises, isn't it? I never
knew that you two swung. After all the vacations together..."



"I remember the day the girls went into the village
to shop and you and I skinny-dipped, Ray. I remember wishing
we would go further."


"And I remember walking into you at the outdoor shower
and thinking about your beautiful cock..."


"But you two were always so straight with us...such
polite friends. I am truly surprised...and impressed
at your ability to hide that side so well. Me? I was always
straight growing up. It was all about pussy and I had a lot
of it. I learned how to eat pussy from an older woman when
I was fifteen. I had some bi curiosities but nothing more
than that. I looked at cocks in the locker room but nothing
more than that. In college, I participated in plenty of
drug-fueled orgies but no guys ever came on to me. I didn't
turn bi until after my divorce. I know that you are both still
close to her but this is all between us. She doesn't
need to know this..."


"Yes, we still speak with her but it is all very superficial
and gossipy...just like always." Liddy looked straight
at me. "I know that your ex is very straight. And very
very boring. I once tried to make a pass at her and see if she
could loosen up. We were stoned and I got her to skinny-dip
with me. I sort-of accidentally intentionally brushed
her breast and she got very red-faced and uptight..."



"I tried, too, but she wouldn't go there."



"I understand. She was not a very creative lover.
I tried and I tried but she wouldn't budge from the good
old missionary position. We fucked a lot...we ate each
other all the time... and we always made each other cum but
it was rote and boring and tedious to me. Apparently, it
was for her, too. I'd say that my life is far better without
her. I'm more like the person I was before I married
her."


"Good. Now I don't feel so bad about how much she
annoys me! Whew! So how did you turn bi?"


I told them the story of being picked at a bar and being turned.
(I recounted my first time in the story "My First Bi-Sexual
Couple" located in the story archives.) They were
both turned on by it and we started to get frisky again. I
told them about the little group I was in for about ten years
and that turned them on even more. A pearl of moisture hung
at the peak of Liddy's labia.


I suddenly remembered that there was a party going on. "Aren't
you concerned about your guests?"


"Oh, them! You want to join them and see what they're
up to? Sure. Let's do some bong hits first."


We shakily walked into the Living Room. Several people
were standing by the bar watching two women and a double
dildo. We walked in that direction and stopped for some
hors d'oeuvres and drinks.


"I have your cognac, Ray." Don said as he poured
several thumbs and passed the glass.


The body-painted redhead turned to us. "Oh, this
looks like a bunch of satisfied people. Did you three have
a good reunion. Did you save any of this for me?"


She squeezed Liddy's nipple. "You know, there's
always room for you, Christy." She pushed her nipple
toward Christy's mouth who happily suckled it.


Mel and Steven joined us. "So, did you fuck Donnie's
sweet ass yet?"


"Not yet, boys, " Don laughed, "but he
will."


"Do you mind if we prep him?" Steven sank to his
knees and began to lick my ass cheeks.


"Only for you, Buddy" Mel tweaked Don's
nipple and followed Steven to his knees. The two of them
pushed my legs apart and began a tongue bath.


"You already knew Mel had a big mouth, right?"
Don smiled and couldn't avoid the dig.


"Yeah, but this other guy is rimming me and I can hardly
pay attention to Mel's blowjob." In fact, Steven
was licking, rimming, and generally bathing my sphincter.
He was insane about it and it felt great. When he drove his
tongue up my chute and stabbed into it with the tip, I thought
I would shoot right then and there. This guy could eat ass
like no other.


"Yeah, well, Steve is the club's resident ass
man. He's something else, right?" Don looked
down at Mel. "Hey Mel, you're only supposed to
get him hard for me, remember?"


"Oh, I'm plenty hard, Don."


"Good." He leaned over the couch and dug his
elbows in. His ass was angled up and facing me. I paused.
"What, you need a written invitation?"


Mel took a glob of lube and rubbed it around his asshole,
pushing it in with two fingers. I lined my cock up to his hole
and slid right in. There was no resistance. He'd been
down this road before. Still, it felt damn good as I slid
in and out of his hole, his sphincter gripping each slide.
I was deep inside him and I could feel the head rub up against
his prostate. Each time, I did this, he groaned and pulled
me deeper. It felt just as great from my end as well. The nubby
sensation of his gland rubbed along my helmet in a magical
way. We got into a nice rhythm and I was high and wide, if you
know what I mean.


I couldn't crouch any lower so Steven accomodated
himself into a better position in which to suck my ass. I
felt a breast slide along my back. I looked up to see that
we had drawn a crowd watching in appreciation. Mel was under
Don and he seemed elated as Don sawed in and out of his mouth.
They were hands on my ass and more hands on my back. I could
feel Don coming, I could literally feel his ass clench as
his cum rose from his balls. slapping happily over Mel's
face. I had Liddy on one side of me caressing my nipples,
and there were those other hands, too and that mouth on my
ass. People stroked my body and rubbed themselves against
me. At one point, I had a moist twat riding the back of my leg.
At another point, I had two fingers reach into my ass. I supposed
that Steven had to come up for air. And, as a piece de resistance,
there was a tongue lapping at my bouncing testicles. Maybe
that's where Steven went.


Don started to grunt. Mel gagged as Don filled his throat.
The sensation of Don's orgasm from within his ass took
me over the edge and I began to fuck him hard and fast. I was
grunting like an animal when I pumped my load deep into his
guts. He squeezed his sphincter as I sprayed his bowels.
I banged against his ass. Finally, I slipped out of him to
a round of applause. Leaning back, I lost my balance but
the women were there to help me sit down. Liddy took a warm,
moist towel from the bar and bathed my cock. My asshole was
quite clean already. When she finished with me, she handed
the towel to the club's resident ass man who had just
scrupulously cleaned Don's rectum with his tongue.



I lay back and took in the scene. Mr. Three-Cock-Rings approached
Liddy and asked if she finally had some time for him. Liddy
smiled back and ran her hand along his mighty shaft. I watched
as it got hard under her gentle touch and this bad boy had
to be nearly a foot long, I swear. With the addition of three
silver metal cock rings, it was a sight to behold. "Oh
Karl, I always have time for you." Karl was a big guy
in all respects so it was no surprise when she leaped onto
his hips and slowing slid down his Second Amendment Right.
His hands held her butt while she bounced on him grunting
in pleasure.


"Sooner or later, everyone gets a taste of Karl."
Ms. Pain-and-Pleasure whispered in my ear.


"I'm not as interested in Karl as I am in you."



"Oh, don't worry, honey. You and I are going to
have good times. I already got your phone number from Liddy.
When is good?"


My eyes turned back to Karl and his massive thing pistoning
vertically as Liddy, with a far-away look, bounced upon
it. It suddenly occurred to me why Liddy did those kegels
and why Don's ass was as big as the Holland Tunnel. This
impressed the hell out of me.


"Sooner or later, everyone gets a taste of Karl."
Ms. Pain-and-Pleasure whispered again. I leaned over
and kissed her - a real lip-smackin', tongue-flappin'
work of art. "Mmmm...and a good kisser, too."
She rolled into my lap.


I drank a lot that night. I smoked a bunch of weed. I fucked
and sucked my way around the crowd although I never did get
that taste of Karl who seemed pretty much on demand. Somehow,
I found myself in the guest bedroon the next morning. As
I stood peeing over the toilet bowl, Liddy walked into the
bathroom. All the events of the night before flashed through
me. Suddenly, it was hard to pee as my bladder waged war with
my morning woody. Here was that gorgeous woman again, this
time in a slight silky robe highlighting the nipples beneath,
and she was holding a Bloody Mary.


"I'll leave you alone so you can pee. Take a shower
if you want. I'm putting up coffee..." Her voice
trailed away as she walked back into the kitchen.


As I stepped out of the bathroom, Don was there holding a
bathrobe and a joint.


"I hope you enjoyed last night."


"Last night was excellent."


"Good. Come on, let's join Liddy."


I dried off and threw on the terry robe. Liddy had laid out
some bagels and was pouring coffee when I entered."



"Liddy, Ray told me that he had a great time last night."



"And so did we. I'm glad you enjoyed our friends.
You're a member of our exclusive club now. Are you and
Montana going to hook up? I gave her your number."



"Oh, that's her name. I'm flattered. I'm
seeing her this week. I have to admit though that while the
party was fun and an eye-opener, the best sex took place
betweeen the three of us when we were in the bedroom. It was
off-the hook." I sipped my coffee.


"I can't disagree, my friend. That was on another
level." We sat around drinking our coffee.


"So who says we can't do it again? Like maybe right
now or do you have someplace to go?" Liddy smirked
in a totally saucy way. I took another sip of coffee. "Follow
me, boys and bring the coffee with you." We watched
her sashay into her bedroom. We were not too far behind.



"Okay, here's what I want to do. I think I must
have played this scene out in my head at least a million times...I
mean since we were kids. I want to sit in a circle and watch
each other jerk off. And maybe help each other. Now get naked."



She positioned us in a triangle on the bed, all with folded
legs and knees touching. Both Don and I were semi-hard and
it looked cool to have all these shaved organs staring at
me. Liddy pussy was a work of art, I swear. Her large lips
unfolded like petals forming around her bump of a clit.
She was moist. She placed one palm over her mound.


"So when Don and I were high school sophomores - you
were a senior - I walked in on him blowing Terry Glasser in
his bedroom. At first I was shocked but then it turned me
on." She has making little circles around her vagina.



"I was freaked out, " Don said. "Terry
and I had been sucking each other off for a few years and here
I was - busted. And busted by my girlfriend, whose pussy
I had touched for the first time only the night before!"



"True. I let him finger me in the car. What Donny didn't
know was that Sandy Alexander and I had been fingering ad
licking each other since we both got tits. So it turned me
on to know that my boyfriend was as dirty as I - and that we
shared a secret."


She spread her lips wide and separated the lips, exposing
her dark wet hole. Her inner labia pulled up over the clit
hood. She played two fingers in her hole and rubbed it about.
Then she removed the fingers and rubbed her clit. It popped
out and up under the hood. Don and I were now idly stroking
our fully hard sticks.


"It felt good to share our secret."


"After that, we were solid in every way as a couple.
We did all sorts of things with and to each other. Remember
the time we played with the cucumber, Don?"


"Now I understand how you could take Karl's huge
cock last night."


"Once you get used to the size, you stretch around
it. Karl makes me feel so full." She rubbed a little
faster.


"Even my ass got used to Karl; you wanna talk full?"
added Don. I nodded appreciatively. Don reached over and
added his hand to mine. His grip around my cock was tighter.
"I love your cock, Ray. It's beautiful. Really."
I smiled and placed my fingers under his balls.


Liddy sighed as she watched us. "You have no idea how
long I've dreamed of this. When we were in college,
we used to lay in bed and imagine your cock, Ray. Really,
we did. I knew you were fucking girls. I'd heard gossip
about your skills. Fantasizing about you inspired our
first threesome. Let me see you cum. I want to see it."
She placed a few fingers into her pussy and slowly began
to ride her hand. This produced a number of squishing sounds
that caused Don and I to pick up the pace.


"You're too dry, Ray." Don leaned over
and took my dick in his mouth. He licked it up and down, then
sat back and continued to stroke me. "Much better."



"Hmm. You have a point, Don." I responded in
kind, taking his cock deep down my throat until his pubes
bounced off my nose. On the way back up, my tongue swirled
around his shaft until I reached the head, where I sucked
it in before popping it out with a loud "pop!"
Liddy moaned. I sat back up.


"Too hot. I'm going to cum." Liddy was furiously,
but with light pressure, dancing her fingers around her
pussy. Clear liquid flowed down her leg. She pulled at her
clit and her hips began to jerk. "Uh...ungh....ungh...cum...oh...oh."
She was soaking and dripping. Her scent was powerful. She
raised up her hips and pushed her other hand deep into her
canal. Her eyes were closed and as her orgasm shook her,
she looked beatific.


Don's cock was trembling in my hand. I picked up the
pace and aimed his cock at his wife. Two long ropes shot from
his cock and landed on her chest and stomach, the rest flowed
out like a fountain over my hand. We were all panting and
trying to catch our breath. Don began to jerk me but I stopped
him. I wanted everyone to rest.


"That was fun." I said to complete agreement.



"Now it's your turn, Ray. What would you like
us to do? What would you like to do to us? My only request is
that I want to see you cum."


"Considering that you two have waited a long time
for this...considering that this could have happened
a long time ago...considering that this is like a dream
come true for me...considering all that, I'm going
to just lay back and let the two of you do whatever you want
to me. I want to revel in this." I lay back on the bed
and spread my legs wide. I heard them get off the bed, go into
the bathroom and some whispering. They returned a few moments
later.


Liddy placed a sleeping mask over my eyes. "We don't
want you to know who is doing what. This was another fantasy
of ours."


Next, I heard a vibrator turn on. It was an old-fashioned
Oster-type that had springs through which you placed your
palm and with the motor resting on the back of your hand.
I felt a vibrating hand run up and down my cock a few times.
I felt my body dissolve. Over the next while, my body was
completely massaged, vibrated and buzzed. Two tongues
licked at my shaft but only for a moment. "Turn over!"
I was told.


Now my back and my legs were being done. Four hands, one vibrating
but actually, causing my entire body to hum; an occasional
mouth, and occasional tongue. Sometimes, they rubbed
their genitals over me. Talk about sensuality! I was jello.
A flat palm smacked my ass. "Turn over again. Get on
your hands and knees!" Quite the little dominatrix.



I did as I was told. I felt the vibrating on my ass. I felt a
vibrating finger circle my finger and then gently push
its way in. The finger just stayed there one knuckle in vibrating
and loosening my sphincter. A head slipped under me and
started to nurse the head of my cock. A tongue replaced the
vibrating finger and my asshole was not only being rimmed,
but caressed, adored, made love to...oh, it was exquisite.



The body under me rotated. I scented approaching pussy.
I lowered my antennae and slipped my face into a sopping
cunt. It tasted divine. I hadn't realized just how
thirsty I'd become.


Don removed his tongue from inside my hole and moved back.
A few moments later, I felt his cock nudge my nose. I lifted
my head and guided him into his wife making sure I licked
him all the way in. I was in one of my favorite positions and
I was wallowing in their genitals. Several times, I thought
I would cum in Liddy's mouth but each time, she slowed
up and applied pressure to my stem. This was a very good rhythm
we all had as the multiple groans and sighs confirmed.


Don pulled back and away again. He moved back to licking
my asshole again but after a few licks, replaced it with
the head of his dick. I leaned into Liddy's snatch and
raised my butt as he easily slid in. "Ohhhh..."
I groaned. His cock gently slid up and back causing my cock
to jump each time. "Ohhhhh..." I groaned again,
this time releasing a powerful explosion of sticky milk
into Liddy's craw. She held and pumped my balls as I
continued to fill her. Her moaning hummed my balls. Then
I felt him release his load as he groaned, too. His cum felt
warm as it painted my insides. This caused me to spurt one
last shot into Liddy, whose hips were now rocking my jaw.
I stuck two fingers into her pussy and rubbed her spot. She
began to convulse and to squirt on me. The shower first hit
my nose and ran into the nostrils. Within moments I was gurgling
and swallowing as quickly as I could. My mouth and my entire
head, shoulders and chest were dripping from her nectar
as his gooey seed dripped out of my ass and down my balls.
We all fell in a heap and as one, panted and sweated for a while.



"Sex with you guys is the best. Thanks. A million times,
thanks."


Liddy giggled. "I have to agree. This was worth waiting
years for. The three of us really can fuck. You made me squirt.
I haven't done that in years."


"I agree with both of you. Our sex is better than anything
we do with our friends. That's sex and fun and diversion,
this is so emotional. Yes, I am loving this!"


We lay like that for a while relishing in the intimacy. "I've
really appreciated this. This has been some of the best
sex I've ever had but if you don't mind. I have to
push on. I'm going to shower, have another cup o'
joe and head back to my place."


"Ah come on. It's Sunday. Where do you have to
go?"


"Well, there's my dog and there are a few things
I have to do."


"Come on, Ray. You said your dog was with neighbors.
It's still early."


Once I hesitated, I was through. They began to laugh. And
really, what did I have to do? "I don't know if
my cock is even working after this. I need to rest up."
I was serious. I really didn't think I could get hard
again. I wasn't sure I hadn't already dislocated
my jaw.


"Okay...Alright...we have things to do, too. Don,
I wanted us to go over to the nursery..."


"Right, right. But how 'bout we do this: one day
this week, we'll meet over at the bar and this time have
a real meal."


"Good idea, honey. Then we'll all come back here
and you'll both eat me. I'll be dessert!"



I nodded in agreement and shook my head in astonishment.
These two really loved to fuck and party. Who knew? I went
to take my shower. Liddy come in with a huge bath towel and
insisted she dry my crotch. It felt good but my dick was done,
I wasn't going to get hard again until I chilled out
for a day or two. I dressed and we did a big kiss-kiss-kiss
on my way out.


I drove home thinking about how this whole thing turned
out and certainly, I was pleased with the results. But truth
be told, as I drove home, all I could think about was booting
up my computer, going online to the dating site and doing
a search to see who else I knew.


I hope you enjoyed this. I appreciate and welcome all comments,
emails and ratings.

Post Your Comment | Mark As Favorite

Member Responses Post Your Comment

Members can vote on this response!

Great story, it sound slike everything turned out fine
and everbody had great sex. Please keep the stories coming.

9/2/2014

Members can vote on this response!

I have some friends I'd love to suck and fuck.Now I wounder?

9/2/2014

Members can vote on this response!

>>Like my other stories, this one is also based
upon true events.
Start with a lie and go deep... or you are a poor plagiarist
who's failed to proofread. According to Af this is your first post....

9/2/2014

Members can vote on this response!

a great story with great details story line should turn
out to be great movie

9/2/2014

Members can vote on this response!

Holy Shit, way too fucking long.

9/3/2014

Trapper69 61 G
Score 24.2
Quote

Members can vote on this response!

I've first read "Ol Hippy's" stories
on another website several years ago....I'm pretty
sure this is the same person because of the writing style,
and his stories are quite long....but, they're very
good. I'm happy to see he's here on AdultFriendFinder now, and
look forward to reading more of his stories. Are they true,
or fiction? I know not, but they're always very good
reading....JMHO

9/3/2014

Members can vote on this response!

Fantastic story. Would enjoy the party.

9/3/2014

Members can vote on this response!

nice action shot trapper wish I had my face jammed between
you two mmmmmm

9/3/2014

Members can vote on this response!

I nneed some friends like that yum

9/4/2014

Members can vote on this response!

Loved the story. Wouldn't mind having friends like
yours.

9/4/2014

Members can vote on this response!

Hot story had me hard as a rock.

3/12/2017