wky_funtime 35 / 32 / C
"It's Winter lets rub some stuff together and stay warm ;)"
Paducah, Kentucky, United States
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wky_funtime 35/C
Paducah, Kentucky
Time to get flirty and dirty
Looking for a rare bird known to the region as a Mid-Western Double Breasted Mattress Thrasher.

Searching for the ever elusive regional bird known as the Mid-Western Double Breasted Mattress Thrasher. They are know to hang around in sunny wetland areas like lakes. They can range in aggressiveness but they all prefer a steady diet of Freshwater Pink Clams and Trouser Snakes. If you happen to see one please let us know they some times come with a mate known as the Rigid Flesh Pecker these are most commonly in a size of about 6 inches or so making mating more comfortable for the female.

In addition to all that below we just wanted to say if we meet up and hit it off we will probably play together on the first nite And after we have played together a while and really got to know each other if all parties are comfortable we truly prefer NO condoms.

Hello and thank you for taking the time to read our profile. WE are an energetic young couple who considers themselves to be attractive and fun to be around hopefully you will too lol (also we are height and weight balanced. not barbie dolls but not fat either). We work hard and enjoy our playtime when we are able to get it. WE like watching movies, listening to music, and having stimulating conversation with friend. WE have gotten alot more into nature as of late and love to hike and camp. So if that is something you are into that would be a plus! also the female half is very into photography and loves to take pictures especially nature pics. Hopefully these few words about us have sparked your intrest and you will contact us to make new friends and have good times!

we have had great luck with the few couples we have met on here! WE would really love to meet a single girl as well and we are always up for the sexy couples too. We do prefer non smokers but it can be worked around if you are hot. Women are prefered to be shaved or exremely trimmed...oh and guys running a pair of clippers south of the boarder is always good too.
we enjoy alot of different things and couples/singles who are within 2-3 hours of us get preference (but we are willing to travel farther than that) and the ones who can host in their home area get extra preference. We can host but not in our home town there are a couple of close towns that are good for a fun time but people i.e. family in our hometown are to nosey and this is a part of our relationship that we would rather not have on display all the time. Also we enjoy drinking when we play and we DO NOT DRINK AND DRIVE. however we do not drink to excess and are not the loud sloppy drunks by any means.Its just a good way to losen up and socialize. Also some of these couples who want their guy to be able to get my girl...not going to happen unless your girl if up for grabs too. Fair is Fair and we prolly shouldnt be swapping if everybody is not attracted to one another anyway. We enjoy LOTS of Girl/Girl Foreplay and do full swap if the connection is there. Which brings us to another point husbands she doesnt have to be jackhammered for and hour and half to cum LOL she goes pretty easy so you can back it down a notch...if you have that kinda stamina thats great but the female half is a petite girl and just cant handle it lol...

My Ideal Person we are looking for the ever elusive sexy single female who is into experimentation and having fun. maybe friendship/relationship with us.[/SIZE] or the same with the right cpl. cpls definitely seem to be the prevalent item on the menu lol

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Toys (Vibrators/Dildos/etc.), Light Bondage, Candle Wax, Spanking, Role Playing, Threesomes, Mutual Masturbation, Food Play, Making Home "Movies", Participating in Erotic Photography, Blindfolds, Massage

Have you ever had cybersex?:
I've tried it, but it's just not the same.

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  • 35/32 / Couple (man/woman)
  • Paducah, Kentucky, United States
Sexual Orientation:
Straight / Bi-sexual
Looking For:  Women, Couples (man/woman), Groups or Couples (2 women)
Marital Status: Married
Swinger Type: Sex with others
Speaks: English
Have Children: No
Want Children: Prefer not to say
Our Trophy Case:
Birthdate: July 13, 1982 April 27, 1985
Relocate?: Prefer not to say Prefer not to say
Height: 5 ft 10 in / 177-180 cm 5 ft 0 in
Body Type: Average Slim/Petite
Smoking: I'm a non-smoker I'm a non-smoker
Drinking: I'm a light/social drinker I'm a light/social drinker
Drugs: I don't use drugs Prefer not to say
Education: Some college BA/BS (4 years college)
Occupation: Sales Prefer not to say
Race: Caucasian Caucasian
Religion: Pagan Agnostic
Male Endowment: Average/Thick N/A
Circumcised: Yes N/A
Bra Size: N/A 34 / 75 C
Hair Color: Hair? What Hair? Prefer not to say
Hair Length: Shaved Medium
Eye Color: Brown Hazel
Glasses or Contacts: None None