A little bit about me. I am Intelligent, Witty, Optimistic, Creative, Honest, and Caring. I lead a very Laid Back, and Easy Going lifestyle. I also have a great Sense of Humor. And I will not hesitate to tell it like it is. I Love Women. And I Respect Women. Always UP for a good time. My most favorite thing to do, Is Eating Pussy. I would Challenge any woman on here, to find a man who enjoys it more than I do. Been on this site for quite some time now. I find it to continue being an endless supply of entertainment. Yes Indeed. Anyone with any sense of humor at all would have to agree. It all begins with the 20-30 year old girls who supposedly send flirts, and put likes on your pics. Obviously bogus profiles. But this site thinks your stupid enough to fall for it. I find that absolutely hilarious! Then you have the real profiles. Many of them say. "They are looking to chat, and make friends". But Yet. Very few, if any, even respond to chat requests. (If you have enough Points to even Chat). And how about accepting Friend requests, and never hearing from that person again. Odd. But yet I find it quite humorous. Other profiles insist that "You must be local". But apparently. Being within 50 miles, just does not make the cut. I suppose women are only willing to travel as far as their mailbox. I personally. Have no distance limits for making new friends. Now here is the Gold Medal winner. I sent a chat request to a lady. She finally responds by saying "I do not do cyber sex". Well. Who the fuck asked you to? I could just as easily watch Internet porn, and jerk off. LMAO And how about the Female profiles with wide open crotch shots. And then criticize guys with a dick pic on their profile. I always chuckle when I see that. Another good one. The womans profile says "Happily Married" Well Shit. Hubby is letting you get some dick on the side. So. Of course you are. Not quite sure why so many of you ladies write that little disclaimer at the bottom of your profile. Once you uploaded those pics to this site. The site can then do whatever they please with them. And that folks, Is what keeps me coming to this site. Far too entertaining to leave. So. Just because I may view your profile, or attempt to chat with you. DO NOT automatically assume I want you to have cyber sex, or suck my dick. Try not to be so shallow minded. Listen lady. Just because you have a pic with a puddle of cum on your ass. That does not prove your real, or serious. It only proves you need to clean the cum off your ass. Wait a minute. Her profile says she is addicted to BBC. But here pic shows her clearly sucking on a white cock. Go Figure. I was also recently asked. Is that real? No. Walmart had a sale on clip-ons, so I thought I might try it out.....LOL A woman sent me a message the other day, saying she would be on cam, and I might be interested in watching. OK. I thought why not. So I tune in, but I was unable to type anything into the chat bar. She was continually typing away at her keyboard, and nothing was coming up in chat. Anyway. I watched for about 20 minutes. All she was doing was drinking wine and eating chips. I was actually waiting for her to bring out the party hats, and noise makers. Yes Sir. Nothing says sexy, more than a women drinking wine and eating chips! I have also come to the conclusion that all the women who are on here early in the morning, are only here to watch guys smacking the morning wood, while they get in a little toy time. And then they all go back to bed. Have you ever checked out the Couples Cams? very seldom are there any couples. Usually just guys strokin the poker. Or once in awhile there will be a guy wearing a bra and panties diddling his dick. HYSTERICAL!!! If they continue increasing the number of points it takes to do things on here. It may not be long until nobody is left. Except the Bogus Profiles of course.

Mi persona ideal: Not Quite Sure there is an Ideal Person.