useyourholes 37 / M
"the thunder and the lightning...."
portage, Indiana, United States
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useyourholes 37/M
portage, Indiana
im a known scoundrel, a hard bastard, and loyal man. im an intellectual and a comedian, an appreciator of arts fine and grotesque. a lover of music, the good woman, and the mother earth.i drink less than i used to and stopped smoking.i work hard for the things i enjoy and am thankful that the things that i enjoy dont require much work. im resentful, tenacious, and sensual. im also possessive, jealous, and over-indulgent. my politics are to the left.i like beauty. i prefer dark haired girls and light eyes.but not enough to forget that blondes do it better. ive appreciated breasts of all sizes, nice asses, great legs, flat stomachs and round stomachs, "great" bodies and beautiful faces. i like the intellectuals and the occasional idiot. but ill never suffer the fool lightly. i dont like rumor,nor assumption. im selfish. im vain. ive been every way you can be. i prefer to eat healthy and think healthy to. i believe music is food for the soul
other than that....

im a firm, firm believer that the most important thing a man or a woman can bring to the bedroom is their EARS... if you havent learned by now, that every person is different, that there is no such thing as a fool proof method for getting everyone off.... you may have a problem.

I AM, and also want, a lover who isnt afraid to listen to what makes their partner get off the hardest.... who isnt afraid to say what gets them off the hardest... after all.... if the goal is to get off, shouldnt the real goal be then, to get off as hard as you can ? : )

im also a huge fan of a woman with a dirty dirty mouth in the bedroom !!!! : ). but its not necessary....

I'd like it if you enjoyed anal, but you probably don't so, again its not necessary.

My Ideal Person i like modern girls and the mature woman. all ages. the tall and short of it. the thick and the thin. the real and the fake. however, you must be a sexy lady with a sexy body... and nothing is sexier than the woman that feels sexy and feels she looks sexy..... NO MATTER WHAT YOUR BODY IS LIKE !!!!! so, whether youre tall or short, thick or thin, real or fake... if you feel sexy... chances are ill probably find you sexy.

other than that...
im looking for something discreet, preferably of the NSA variety, and fairly local.... within an hours drive... so if youre further than that we may have to meet in the middle...

Tell one of your favorite sexual fantasies. Don't hold back!:
a classy woman wanting to be a total slut for my cock... wanting
her throat fucked, gagging and spitting on my cock, wanting
her pussy and asshole pounded with reckless abandon, wanting
my cum dripping out of her gaped holes, wanting hot cum on
her face, all over her mouth, down her throat, wanting it
to hurt (nothing real crazy) enough to cry...but feel good
enough to squirt and gush her hot pussy cum all over my fat
cock or my face.... <br><br>
basically, a classy lady who wants to be a slut with no self
respect (but total self respect !?!? : ) ) who can squirt.

What location do you fantasize about for a sexual encounter?:
My desk at work, A hotel room

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Toys (Vibrators/Dildos/etc.), Rimming, Light Bondage, Spanking, Threesomes, Mutual Masturbation, Fisting, Dirty talk, Cum sluts

Ever fantasized about having sex with a celebrity? Who? What turns you on about them?:
any sexy older woman celebrities are real hot.... im more one to fantasize about fucking real women.... my boss, the lady at the bank, the waitress, the mom next
door, the mature woman at the grocery store....things
like that.

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  • 37 / male
  • portage, Indiana, United States
Sexual Orientation:
Looking For:  Women, Couples (man/woman) or Couples (2 women)
Birthdate: April 5, 1980
Relocate?: No
Marital Status: Single
Height: 6 ft 3 in / 190-193 cm
Body Type: Athletic
Smoking: I'm a light/social smoker
Drinking: I'm a light/social drinker
Drugs: I don't use drugs
Education: Some college
Race: Caucasian
Religion: Agnostic
Have Children: No
Want Children: No
Male Endowment: Long/None
Circumcised: Yes
Speaks: English
Hair Color: Brown
Hair Length: Crewcut
Eye Color: Blue
Glasses or Contacts: Either
My Trophy Case: