topredjersey_123 50 / F
"still beguile-less!"
Freehold, New Jersey, United States
 
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topredjersey_123 50/F
Freehold, New Jersey
Introduction
Just here to chat with friends and enjoy the plethora of fine grammatical scholars.

**** For the love of penis***** !!!!! If someone views your profile, that doesn't give way to their undying interest; you may resemble someone they know, (or had just seen on Forensic Files) our finger may have slipped, or we were curious as to why you claimed pecker perfection. Much as you may wish to believe in your horny delirium, we didn't just pick out your postage sized stamp photo from the thousands that are on here and say to ourselves, "Oooo! I must pound that! That's the cock for Me!!"

This place advertises promise that you'll get laid by the mere press of a button (i.e. your credit card) I hate to break it to you, but vaginas won't leap out of the screen from your grunt and thrust email; you still need to put forth some effort, speak like a semi intelligent being, use some common sense and polite regard.
Lastly, please accept the hint when we don't respond and move on~ don't force our hand to have to tell you bluntly that you are about as engaging as a used toothpick. And on that note...

Information
  • 50 / female
  • Freehold, New Jersey, United States
Sexual Orientation:
Straight / Prefer not to say
Looking For:  Men
Birthdate: January 23, 1968
Marital Status: Divorced
Height: 5 ft 1 in / 154-157 cm
Body Type: Average
Race: Caucasian
Bra Size:
Speaks: English
Hair Color: Red/Auburn
Hair Length: Medium
Eye Color: Blue
Glasses or Contacts: None