thechuacabra 58 / M
"nasty,brutish,and short!"
San Marcos, Texas, United States
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thechuacabra 58/M
San Marcos, Texas
Will update this later,but for now,let's just say that-(quoting one of the drop down boxes here)-I'm free from a horror-show relationship.

Well,not exactly a horror show. But overall,it wasn't pleasant,and it certainly wasn't rewarding. So yeah,I'm looking,but I really really don't want too much in the way of emotional attachments right now,since I'm going to be very occupied for quite some time dealing with various messes. If you've ever had a long term relationship that finally ended,I'm sure you'll know what I'm talking about.

A lot of people here make a point of not "settling",but I'm not one of them. You know what I'd settle for? I'd settle for being able to go to bed with someone I can stand. Sounds terrible,I know. And it probably is terrible. Such is life.

What I'm hoping for is some occasional,safe,fun,in good company. And when I say,"occasional",that's what I mean. This is the 21st century,and everyone is too busy running around to have fun on a regularly scheduled time,and I'm not optimistic enough to think that this could occur very frequently. But if once in a while is good enough for you,it's good enough for me.

If you're not completely disinterested by now,you and I might have more in common than you think. And if you're interested in talking more,I'll listen.

My Ideal Person A real,live adult woman. Brains are important. And you know what else is important?

Being able to count. And do addition and subtraction.

AND to be able to connect actions taken-or not taken-to the consequences thereof. If you spend Saturday shopping for shoes,and "forget" to take your car to the inspection station for a current sticker,don't bitch about getting ticketed. At least don't bitch to me-fair enough?

Supermodel types,and other high maintenance individuals aren't one of my priorities. But please keep reading,since I'll cover this subject in a little more detail.

Low drama levels are a major(make that,"MAJOR") plus.

Endless talking back and forth via emails,and IM's,prior to meeting in person is not something I enjoy a great deal. I'd prefer a face-to-face meeting as soon as is reasonably possible:if the two of us aren't going to be able to stand the sight of each other,I think it's best to find out fast. Some degree of talking before meeting in person is required. But I don't want to spend 2 or 3 months doing it.

If you're taking pills to stay happy,I'm probably not going to be interested,even if you show me the prescription. Let the shrinks buy their Beemers with money that didn't come out of my account.

No foodies,please. Or gourmets,or wannabe gourmets. I like decent food as much as anyone,and in fact,I like cooking,but by all the gods,there are limits!!!
Physical activity is also important. Everyone,including me,is a couch spud once in a while. But I also enjoy a lot of things like cycling (the kind of bike that one pedals to go somewhere),kayaking (one of these days,I swear I'll finally be able to dependably roll one of those things),and just being outside getting some kind of exercise. And if you like that kind of thing,I hope you're never in my shoes and have to give it all up to spend a whole damned weekend watching DVD's.

Appearance/demeanorfinally got around to mentioning it,just like you knew I would)I'm not expecting,or looking for a supermodel type,like I mentioned above. But please be presentable,and at least be within shouting distance of height-weight proportionate. (In other words,please don't have an ass that generates its own gravitational field. Is that too much to ask??? I didn't say HWP-I said "within shouting distance.")

I realize that bearing children leaves stretch marks. I realize also that women in their 30's and older don't look like teenagers. If I was interested in a teenager,I'd be sending off to a mail-order-bride place.

Any questions you have can be asked. I might answer them,and I might not,but if I don't answer,I'll do my best to tell you why I'm not answering.

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Fetishes, Light Bondage, Spanking, Handcuffs/Shackles, Blindfolds, Massage

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  • 58 / male
  • San Marcos, Texas, United States
Sexual Orientation:
Looking For:  Women
Birthdate: April 27, 1959
Relocate?: Prefer not to say
Marital Status: Single
Height: 6 ft 3 in / 190-193 cm
Body Type: Athletic
Smoking: I'm a heavy smoker
Drinking: I'm a light/social drinker
Drugs: I don't use drugs
Education: BA/BS (4 years college)
Race: Caucasian
Religion: Other
Have Children: No
Want Children: Prefer not to say
Male Endowment: Average/Thick
Circumcised: Yes
Speaks: English