syzygy9r4u 55 / M
"HI! Just your average cunning linguist here."
Stanhope, New Jersey, United States
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syzygy9r4u 55/M
Stanhope, New Jersey
Hmmm - really busy of late. Lots of yard work to do after the crazy winter... .
10/18/2010 Update and it's about time! 01/05/2011, Another update towards the bottm of this column. I noticed that I have not updated my profile in quite a while and it wasn't reflecting me as well as it should. I absolutely HATE writing these things and it's probably a good idea that if anything here strikes a chord with you that you actually hit me up so we can get to know each other a bit. I can chat on a fairly wide variety of subjects and have perhaps more interests than a person should I have a wide-ranging curiosity about the world and of cultures and people from all over the world. I've lived in or visited most of the U.S. and wish to travel the world at some point in the future, especially those areas from which I trace my varied ancestry.

As the saying goes, I'm pretty much a trisexual, since I love all kinds of sexual experimentation with the exception of heavy pain. For the most part I say try anything twice or more, before ruling it out. The third time's sometimes the charm! The thing I love the most however, is exploring the female body from head to toe with my mouth, tongue and hands, enjoying the taste, the touch and the scent of skin.

I'm relatively intelligent and literate although I don't care if you're a MENSA member or not. I enjoy reading, movies and MUSIC! I love to go out to local shows when I get a chance and my taste in music runs the gamut from one extreme to the other. I listen to and enjoy Alt, ska, reggae, celtic, jazz & jazz fusion, folk, punk, funk, southern rock, bluegrass, classical, classic rock, electronica, techno, club mixes, hard rock, most types of metal, some types of country, blues and "world" (all over the world) music, pretty much you name it! I ALWAYS like to listen to something new and will give anything a chance! Music and comedy are common threads that connect ALL cultures - at least in my own humble opinion. We can laugh at the same kind of stunts and pratfalls, no matter what language comedy is in and we can be astounded by the amazing musicianship and beauty or savage grace of the sounds, from raw starkness, to lush and multi-instrumental richness!

B-movies and horror B-movies are another love, as well as Asian horror films, from the Thai "The Victim" to the Japanese "Dororo" and one of my faves the Korean film "The Chaser". I watch anything from silents to slasher flicks and enjoy anachronistic films and sci-fi as well as comedies. Lately seen faves are the Swedish "The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo", the Spanish "Pan's Labyrinth", the Italian (by Roberto Benigni) "Tiger and The Snow" and the Belgian "The Secret of The Grain" My movie collection is rather diverse, although not as diverse and extensive as my book and music collection.
In fact, if you'd like me to bring a few movies over and just cuddle on the sofa for a while to get to know each other and enjoy some movies and companionship, that could be okay too. It all depends on how we hit things off.

While I don't have the 8 pack that I did in my 20's,I still have a relatively athletic build, but "smoothed out" so to speak and am currently working on getting back into shape. I was getting carded well into my 30's. I'm looking more for people younger than myself mainly because my mindset has been into discovering new things and I find many people get stuck in a rut with age & let a certain time period of music, etc. define them while I find that many my age have no idea of the music styles & groups, movies or subjects that I find interesting - especially in the movies and music areas.

I may be open to NSA sex, but for the most part really prefer that which may lead to a LTR after becoming friends or finding common interest. I may be a bit awkward at first conversation-wise, but once I'm comfortable with you I tend to really surprise people, it just depends on how fast we click. If you just want some NSA hard or long slow stroking, that could be OK too, we don't HAVE to talk all that much, BUT I would really prefer to have some kind of connection as a person. While yes, I do wish to explore even further than I have, that for the most part is with someone I would be in a LTR with or would want to explore new things with as part of an LTR.

PLEASE NOTE: I will take repeated visits to my profile as a possible expression of interest. If so, expect the possibility that I may try to contact you if I find your profile interesting!

That said, if you visit my profile 2 or 3 (or more) times and I contact you, I would appreciate it if you've decided that you are NOT interested, that you have the decency to return my contact expressing your concerns on why you seemed interested, but now are not. My profile is a very imperfect reflection of me and I do sometimes "stick my foot in the keyboard" as well. If you tell me what you find has "changed your mind", so to speak, or what concerns you have, I would rather address them directly with you - perhaps my words were not taken the way I meant them. I DO blog somewhere else and that would be a better way to get to know me, perhaps I will transfer some entries to here as well, but for the time being, there's no better way to get to know me than to chat and ask questions. If you do so, I will do my best to answer.

Apparently I need to add this - I am a truly NICE guy. If I leave comments on your profile, it does NOT necessarily mean that I am trying to pick you up, start a relationship or have delusions that you are interested in jumping my bones. I could be just being the friendly, nice guy that I am and am not expecting anything to come from my comments except for perhaps some friendly banter. In other words - if I leave comments, there's no need to flip out, I'm just being the friendly goofball that I am.

I enjoy 69ing as much as full-on sex (if not MORE so) (gee - think of how my screen name sound when you say it aloud, as well as the Deep Purple pun "common cunning linguist" - get it?) and I love having a pussy squirt right into my mouth after giving it a nice oral workout. I enjoy the taste of pussy and ass and am not shy about giving your ass a tickle, a rim or a full, deep probing, depending on your likes or dislikes. While not a full on foot fetishist, I do like to massage and kiss a nice oair of feet as well as sucking on toes. I've had a few footjobs before (sometimes while feasting on pussy, which was REALLY fun) and do find them to be quite enjoyable. Not into the smelly nylons or cleaning dirty feet things though, I'll leave that for the seriously foot-minded.

I do have pics, but need to be discreet due to my job and will not post any identifying ones! I'll be glad to send some on request if you send pics. Thanks!

My Ideal Person I like many "Types" of people and have no "specific" type, however the important part is that we get along as people. One of the most important things is that she likes being eaten and doesn't mind me going right from eating her pussy or ass to kissing her lips. I was married to someone who couldn't stand the idea of me eating her, then tasting herself on my lips. If you are disgusted by your own taste, that's a turnoff for me. If you give me head, I have no problem with kissing you right after as well as cleaning up any stray off you and you sucking it off my tongue. If you're clean and disease-free, as I am, you should not be put off or disgusted by your own bodily fluids.

My sense of humor may be a bit off the wall at times, but I love meeting people that can understand it and can come back with wit of their own!

What are your favorite musicians or bands?:
Too many to name!

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Toys (Vibrators/Dildos/etc.), Rimming, Fetishes, Light Bondage, Candle Wax, Threesomes, Mutual Masturbation, Food Play, Making Home "Movies", Participating in Erotic Photography, Voyeurism, Blindfolds, Massage, Foot/Toe Fetish

What factors are most important to you when looking for a sexual partner?:
A little of each

Ever fantasized about having sex with a celebrity? Who? What turns you on about them?:
Hmm.. thnking on this one.

Have you ever had cybersex?:
I've tried it, but it's just not the same.

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  • 55 / male
  • Stanhope, New Jersey, United States
Sexual Orientation:
Looking For:  Women, Couples (man/woman), Groups, Couples (2 women) or TS/TV/TG
Birthdate: October 1, 1962
Relocate?: Maybe/Yes
Marital Status: Divorced
Height: 5 ft 6 in / 167-170 cm
Body Type: Average
Smoking: I'm a non-smoker
Drinking: I'm a light/social drinker
Drugs: I don't use drugs
Education: Some college
Occupation: Various
Race: Caucasian
Religion: Catholic
Have Children: No
Want Children: Maybe
Male Endowment: Long/Thick
Circumcised: Yes
Speaks: English, SomeSpanish
Hair Color: Brown
Hair Length: Shaved
Eye Color: Hazel
Glasses or Contacts: Either
Facial Hair:
My Trophy Case: