scottyonfire 50 / M
"A dirty mind is a terrible thing to waste"
Edgartown, Massachusetts, United States
 
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Member Since: July 30, 2006

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scottyonfire 50/M
Edgartown, Massachusetts
Lets give it a shot
Introduction
I am looking for a woman who has a sense of humor about life. It aint perfect! Lets try to make it as fun as possible and truly enjoy who we are. If your uptight and closed minded you will never appreciate the little things in life...like sitting at the canal and making fun of people without them knowing...lol

Seriously...I am looking for you. I will know who you are the minute we meet. I will adore you forever..I promise.

I cant promise I will never make you upset..i can promise I will be sorry if I do.

Same thing with passing gas....

I will promise I will always try to make you laugh..Just not in bed (well, not always)

Anything fun I wanna be able to be myself and her to be herself. No pressures, no expectations. No bungee jumping or skydiving on a first encounter...3 state crime sprees are more of a 2nd date...And a marathon session of watching Glee on DVD is something I only do by myself..But besides that I am all open...

Information
  • 50 / male
  • Edgartown, Massachusetts, United States
Sexual Orientation:
Straight
Looking For:  Women
Birthdate: March 17, 1968
Relocate?: No
Marital Status: Divorced
Height: Prefer not to say
Body Type: A little extra padding
Smoking: I'm a non-smoker
Drinking: I'm a light/social drinker
Drugs: I don't use drugs
Education: Some college
Race: Caucasian
Religion: Prefer not to say
Have Children: Yes. We do not live together.
Want Children: Prefer not to say
Male Endowment: Average/Thick
Circumcised: Yes
Speaks: English