*** UPDATE - To the bitch "Mykinkyalias", just an FYI, negative on all counts. TO ANYONE who has played with "mykinkyalias", GO GET TESTED. She has been spreading rumors that she caught an STD from us. Well, low and behold, as we already knew, all our tests are NEGATIVE, AGAIN, which means whatever she has she caught somewhere else. Thank god we didn't get it from her! *** \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\***To MYKINKYALIAS, the petty ish individual spreading lies about us to people she doesn't even know: I'm sorry that for some rea, after YOU decided to “break off all contact with anyone who had anything to do with you and your boyfriend” 9 months ago you still feel the need to make us part of your life. But being petty and vindictive is what cost you the relationship with your boyfriend that you can't seem to get over. I'm sorry that in your mentally unstable paranoid state of mind, the only way you know to keep people in your life is to cause drama and strife. We will prove that we are clean to ANYONE who asks. If you are dealing with “health issues”, you know as well as we do that it didn't come from us! And to be contacting people you have never even met to spread those kinds of lies about us is about as LOW as one can get. PATHETIC is a good way to describe it. As for any further contact you choose to have with the people we play with, remember what comes around goes around. Please enjoy this response because it is the only time, breath, and thought we will waste on you. We don't do drama and this pathetic attempt will not get you back in our lives. Thank you. To anyone else, I apologize for the disruption in our profile. **** Howdy! thanks for stoppin' by. A few disclaimers before we get to know each other... 1. This is a no drama zone. No exceptions. we work very hard to keep our lives free of drama, if you try and bring it with you, you will no longer be in our lives. It really is that simple. 2. Cleanliness is a must. We don't do drugs or diseases and please shower regularly. 3. We are not guaranteed. If we meet up and any member among the party is not comfortable, we stop and go home. This helps to uphold number 1. :) All that red tape aside, come on in and make yourself at home! We are a down to earth couple that loves to have fun. We are extremely secure in our relationship and love to watch each other have fun. we are looking for a couple that can have fun, laugh, and relax in and out of the bedroom. Discretion is a must for us as we both have image sensitive occupations. If it sounds like you, and you might like us, drop us a line! :)

Tell one of your favorite sexual fantasies. Don't hold back!:
We have had such a lovely evening. I can't remember
the last time we met such a charming, lovely couple. He is
polite and charming, she is outgoing and spunky. We must
have all laughed more tonight than in a long time. <br><br>
Now though, now we're in the bed room. They are such
a wonderful couple that I'm feeling just a little nervous.
Nervous and excited. I'm looking out the window of
the hotel room, my darling has already gone into their room,
I told him I would meet them. <br><br>
There is a click at the door, quiet steps and the presence
of purely male heat behind me. Dwarfing body mass, a slight
shiver runs down my spine as I push the curves of my rear back
against his pelvis, feeling the rigid proof of his wanting
as I turn into his chest. <br><br>
"come to fetch me, did you?" except it's
not my man that has come to fetch me. Surprise widening my
eyes and causing my breath to catch. Followed by rush of
excitement, making itself known with a liquid rush in my
heated core. The smell of sex is suddenly in the air. <br><br>
........ Message us for the rest, it's worth it. Promise
;)

What location do you fantasize about for a sexual encounter?:
No particular place, A bed, A moving vehicle (i.e. car), The middle of a park, A movie theatre, A remote wilderness spot, Under a waterfall, A swimming pool or hot tub, A hotel room, Anywhere

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Toys (Vibrators/Dildos/etc.), Light Bondage, Candle Wax, Spanking, Threesomes, Mutual Masturbation, Participating in Erotic Photography, Handcuffs/Shackles, Breast/Nipple Torture, Clamps, etc., Blindfolds, Massage

Ever fantasized about having sex with a celebrity? Who? What turns you on about them?:
Celebrities are over rated. Not that there are not some
hot ones, but give us real people over celebrities any day!

Have you ever had cybersex?:
I've tried it, but it's just not the same.

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