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How can I describe myself when so many others have tried and failed. Well a couple did. OK, nobody has really tried to describe me, mostly they just roll their eyes and shake their heads. I'm not really sure what that means, but I'm taking it as a sign of respect.
My life so far. I was born. I spent most of my life breathing, some of it sleeping, and the odd meal and potty breaks thrown in for good measure.
So how would other people describe me you ask. Well you didn't actually ask, but I'll tewll you anyway. It would depend upon what I happen to be doing at the time. Let's say I was attacking you with an axe (this is a hypothetical mind you, I mean I don't even own an axe, though I could probably borrow one if I needed to, but for this thought experiment let's just say I have somehow aquired and axe and am coming toward you....now back to the exciting story without any further interuption) so, as I was saying, I'm coming toward you with an axe. The first thing you would probably notice would be the axe. The next thing might be "that axe has a large hairy man attached to the handle." Otherwise it would probably be, "He sure looks like someone that would be attacking people with an axe."
I suppose this site being what it is I should have said something about my enormous Schnitzengrubben and how I can use it all night long. The problem therein being, I don't think I would actually describe it as enormous and I've never met anyone that could actually go all night long. I mean a couple of hours is one thing (been there, done that, got the t-shirt....it was t-shirt night....woohoo), but all night, dehydration would be the least of your worries.
Seriously.....who said that? ....I'm tall, hairy, though not in a Robin Williams afghan rug way....fairly easy going, I'm hard to tic off and quick to get over it....ticklish, probably shouldn't have mentioned that it could be used against me.....smart, most people would add an ass to that last statement......I'm not eaxactly what you'd call a romantic, I'm much more in tune with someone's physical needs than their emotional ones, I'm much better at being a friend/fuckbuddy than a boyfriend/future husband.....and last but not least, I'm a loon.
理想の相手: A pulse is always a plus. It's so hard to get someone without a pulse to pretend to laugh at my jokes.
Personality is most important...well, that and the ability to put up with me of course. If you don't have the ability to become friends then there's no point in going farther.
理想の相手: A pulse is always a plus. It's so hard to get someone without a pulse to pretend to laugh at my jokes.
Personality is most important...well, that and the ability to put up with me of course. If you don't have the ability to become friends then there's no point in going farther.
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