We are Min and Max and we are a happily married couple that enjoy what life has to offer :-) We play together, Doug alone or sometime with a girlfriend judge for yourself - take a look at our validations ;-)

My Ideal Person We like people that can hold a conversation, a sense of humour is essential! in reasonable shape, clean and discreet(ish)

All sorts considered!

Please dont add us unless you are genuine about wanting to meet, unfortunately there are a lot of timewasters and fakes on here

we are in Britain, but we know this text pops up all over the world, Please dont bother if you aren't in the UK or ACTUALLY visiting the UK in the immediate future.

If you are a single guy then ask yourself the following questions before making contact;

a) Am I hung like a fire extinguisher?
b) Can I accomadate at very short notice?
c) Do I live within 30 mins drive?
d) Do I have short hair?
e) Do I have a good bod?
f) Are you able to communicate without the use of "txt spk"?

if the answer is no to any of those then please move on.

Have fun xx