mdec82 36 / M
"So horny I could start a marching band."
Lancaster, Ohio, United States
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mdec82 36/M
Lancaster, Ohio
I'm not a turkey, but still happy to gobble gobble!
About me? I’m like a man who can’t fit into any of his hats—I just wish I had a little head. If this were my resumé, I’d note that despite my experience, I’d be happy with any entry level position. If I were a movie star, I’d be Tom Cruise in Missionary: Impossible, but if I were a TV star, I’d be Doggy-style the Bounty Hunter.

I’m crafty like a fox, and foxy like a . . . better looking fox? Hung like a horse (a small shetland pony is still a horse, right?) Horny like a steer, and like a pig, I don’t mind a little roll in the hay. Enjoy going at it like rabbits, and like a young goat, I’m known to kid around. Basically, I’m Old McDonald’s whole damn farm.

Have a body like an athlete, as long as you consider bowling a sport. I’m tall compared to many children, particularly the younger ones. I’m also dark and handsome (when the lights are out.)

If you’re rolling your eyes after reading all that, we’re probably a terrible match. I have a stupid sense of humor and am a connoisseur of puns and terrible innuendo, and I love making people smile.

My Ideal Person Looking for a friend who can hold a conversation. A sense of humor is required (it can be a bad sense of humor, though.) Trustworthy and clean, and of course, D/D free. It’s not that age and body-type aren’t important—there has to be an attraction—but I don’t have a particular type. I like younger girls as well as older woman. I do tend towards curvy women, but body shape is much less important to me than personality.

A fun, confident, intelligent woman is much sexier to me than any particular physical trait. Lookin primarily for one-on-one, though a threesome with a straight couple is still on my bucket list. Just say’n.

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Toys (Vibrators/Dildos/etc.), Threesomes, Mutual Masturbation

What factors are most important to you when looking for a sexual partner?:
Ability to be discreet, Sexual appetite, Willingness to freely discuss and try anything, Agreeable to a commitment free sexual relationship, Creativity/Kinkiness level

Have you ever had cybersex?:
Unsure/Prefer not to say

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  • 36 / male
  • Lancaster, Ohio, United States
Sexual Orientation:
Looking For:  Women or Couples (2 women)
Birthdate: February 15, 1982
Relocate?: No
Marital Status: Married
Height: 5 ft 6 in / 167-170 cm
Body Type: A little extra padding
Smoking: I'm a non-smoker
Drinking: I'm a light/social drinker
Drugs: I don't use drugs
Education: Associate degree (2 years college)
Race: Caucasian
Religion: Prefer not to say
Have Children: No
Want Children: Happy with what I have
Male Endowment: Average/Average
Circumcised: Yes
Speaks: English
Hair Color: Blonde
Hair Length: Medium
Eye Color: Blue
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