Please read everything and be sure you are cool with what we're looking for. She is a sexy, petite, 34-year-old blonde who loves to a good fuck. I am 48 and watching her fuck is so hot, that I nearly cum just thinking about it! You need to be agreeable to male contact. Don't respond if you are shy to a man's touch, because you're going to be touched by a man. That's just part of the deal. All other boundaries respected. Don't panic guys, you will not be penetrated anally (unless you beg) and you don't have to penetrate me (unless you think I've been naughty). PLEASE, NO MORE ENDLESS EMAILS FROM GUYS THAT AREN'T GOING TO SHOW UP! \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\***WARNING*** Any institutions, individuals, or companies - whether public or private- using this site or any of its associated sites for studies, projects, or any other rea other than the site's intended purposes - which are for individuals to interact with each other perally, not advertise any other site or company - You DO NOT have permission to use any of my profile or pictures in any form, in any context, or post to any forum. This includes both current and future content. If you have or do, it will be considered a violation of my privacy and will be subject to legal action. I would advise other members to post a message similar to this one or copy this one to your profile to protect yourself from those out there that seek only to abuse others' rights for peral gain. Now that is out of the way, please read on...[B][/B]

My Ideal Person SERIOUS INQUIRIES ONLY. PLEASE--NO MORE FLAKES. DO NOT CONTACT US IF YOU'RE GOING TO GET COLD FEET. Lots of guys talk-talk-talk, but never follow through. If that is you, there are plenty of 900 numbers for you to dial.

We prefer a relatively sane man, 21-45, HWP who really gets into sex, but have had some fun surprises with those who don't fall into that category. However, over 50 is too old. Cocktails, conversation, cum. It's pretty straightforward, there are no strings. We'll ask to meet you in a bar and see what happens.

You MUST have a face photo. Please DO NOT contact us, send us an invite, or even wink unless you are sending a clear picture of your face. We will not respond to emails without photos, or men over 45 (unless you are so unbelievably hot that our eyes burn when we look at you). We get that you're being discreet. So are we. BUT YOU MUST SEND A FACE PIC when contacting us. We're not going to give it to FOX News. She just wants to see your face. Also, please use the correct spelling and punctuation when you write us. We need to connect with you intellectually before we do so physically. While most single guys appear to be under the impression that cock close-ups are seductive (for the record, they are not), we are far more interested in your face and overall appearance. My wife likes it if you SMELL GOOD--that goes a long way with her. We'd both really appreciate trimmed pubic hair. The weed whacker belongs in the shed, not by the bed.

When we meet, please be able to hold a conversation. We are articulate and have a sense of humor and seek the same in others. It will be your job to seduce her, nobody rides for free. Be flirty! It's hot! Tease, laugh, make out, whatever! This is about fun!

We enjoy what we're doing, so please leave your drama at the door. No jerks or flakes, please. Did I mention that we aren't interested in jerks or flakes?

NO JERKS OR FLAKES.

At times, we get several requests a day, so please be patient. Not all network invites will be accepted, since we're not out to capture the world record. We will invite or accept on a case-by-case basis. We want to meet real people.

FOR SINGLE MEN: Cowboys, Firemen, Sailors, Men In Uniform, and members of the Dallas SWAT Team are especially encouraged to contact us as well as anyone with nice arms and/or interesting body ink.

FOR COUPLES: Since I have no interest in having sex with any woman other than my smokin' hot wife, I will not penetrate your wife/girlfriend/sister/mother/hooker/chihuahua. I will, however, go down on her until she is begging for mercy! Other than that, this is about my wife getting off and the three of you can spontaneously work out those details while you're tearing up the sheets and I'm taking pictures.

FOR SINGLE WOMEN: Sorry, not interested.

Our rules are simple: Practice safe sex, don't hurt my wife, be gone by breakfast, and don't rob us on your way out the door. In return, you will have a good time, some great sex, and we'll leave you with both of your kidneys and a smile on your face.

Remember--FACE PHOTO IS REQUIRED WHEN YOU CONTACT US. Seriously, if you can find a way to take a snapshot of your cock, you must have the ability to aim at your own face!

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