Reset Password
Reset Link Sent
View Erotic Photos
Hide Erotic Photos
|
|
|
Status
lovestouchingu 49/M
Kapolei, Hawaii
who wants to cuddle
Introduction
I really think older women are beautiful, I don't know why, but in relation to that i also like Voluptuous women as well. I'm eager to please, not like a sugar daddy but helpful. I am a total joker, and I have fun hanging out. And ladies if your looking for that hunky Hawaiian, I'm not him, I'm the Chunky Hawaiian, with fur. I'm homely at night, and like to go places during the day(fishing, surfing, lectures on good topics are awesome). I really enjoy role play, did it a couple times and it was intense!
My Ideal Person Warning this is a JOKE taking this any other way means your FASCIST
Dictionary for decoding women's personal ads:
40-ish = 49.
Adventurous = Slept with everyone.
Athletic = No breasts.
Average looking = Moooo.
Beautiful = Pathological liar.
Emotionally Secure = On medication.
Feminist = Fat.
Free Spirit = Junkie.
Friendship first = Former Slut.
New-Age = Body hair in the wrong places.
Old-fashioned = No B.J.'s
Open-minded = Desperate.
Outgoing = Loud and embarrassing.
Professional = Bitch.
Voluptuous = Very fat.
Large frame = Hugely fat.
Wants soul mate = Stalker.
i guess I'm looking for an Adventurous and Open-minded woman...LOL!!!
actually, I don't care about much as long as your attitude is awesome, that's whats important!
My Ideal Person Warning this is a JOKE taking this any other way means your FASCIST
Dictionary for decoding women's personal ads:
40-ish = 49.
Adventurous = Slept with everyone.
Athletic = No breasts.
Average looking = Moooo.
Beautiful = Pathological liar.
Emotionally Secure = On medication.
Feminist = Fat.
Free Spirit = Junkie.
Friendship first = Former Slut.
New-Age = Body hair in the wrong places.
Old-fashioned = No B.J.'s
Open-minded = Desperate.
Outgoing = Loud and embarrassing.
Professional = Bitch.
Voluptuous = Very fat.
Large frame = Hugely fat.
Wants soul mate = Stalker.
i guess I'm looking for an Adventurous and Open-minded woman...LOL!!!
actually, I don't care about much as long as your attitude is awesome, that's whats important!
What are your favorite musicians or bands?:
Adam Samberg, MGMT, uh thats all i can think of
What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Anal Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, anything my partner likes
What factors are most important to you when looking for a sexual partner?:
Creativity/Kinkiness level, a strong lower back
Ever fantasized about having sex with a celebrity? Who? What turns you on about them?:
Sharon Stone from catwoman
heck even just cuddling would be hot with her
Have you ever had cybersex?:
Not yet, but I definitely want to try it.
View more of lovestouchingu's responses
|
Information
Sexual Orientation:
Straight
|
Looking For: Women or Couples (2 women) |