A paragraph of information isn't going to tell you who I am. And if it could, I wouldn't be the one you should be talking to. But, to cover the salient points... I like to get out on the town: sporting events, comedy shows, concerts, bars; anywhere there could be a chance for people acting stupid. It's the best entertainment. Otherwise, I'm out travelling (the world isn't going to see itself), watching movies (way too many movies) or taking bad photos and calling it photography. Finally got around to uploading a photo (yes, I'm joining the legions who post the most ridiculous photo that tells you nothing about me. Or maybe its satire and I'm slyly commenting on that trend. That sounds slightly less douchey, so i'll go with that). If you want to see the face (or anything else), you'll just have to ask.

Mi persona ideal: A sense of humor is critical...life (like sex) is much better when you can laugh at it (and yourself). I have a warped sense of humor (you'll notice I use lots of puns) that takes a while to warm up to.

As for physical features, nothing gets my attention faster than your eyes.