ldv0 50 / M
"There's such a fine line between stupid and, uh, clever..."
Jersey Shore, New Jersey, United States
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Member Since: December 31, 2005

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ldv0 50/M
Jersey Shore, New Jersey
There's such a fine line between stupid and, uh, clever...

Update Oct 2011: I'm up to 33% naughty. I think there are now more questions than were there last time I took it.

Tall, average build, straight male who feels like he's been missing out on something. Also curious about this site. Is this all for real? Do a lot of traveling both for business and pleasure. BTW - took the purity test and found I was only 24% naughty. So I must be missing something. Anyone willing to corrupt me ? ;D

My Ideal Person Just browsing and curious. Not sure what to look for...or what I'll find. Have always wanted to try different ethnicities. And have always fantasized about a foreign woman where the only communication was done with our bodies.

Or a meeting for an encounter. We have a couple of drinks, and the next thing we know we are kissing. Very softly our tongues explore each other's mouths. I'm running my hands through your hair and give an ever-so-slight tug to the back of your head. We go to the hotel room, and we can't keep our lips off of each other. You touch my leg, and I just have to caress your breasts.

I take off your top while you undo my belt buckle. Your breasts are wonderful, but I'm starting to go crazy. I just have to feel them. I unclasp your bra, and your breasts are free. I start kissing one, and start sucking on your beautiful nipples.

By this time, our pants are off, I lower a hand to your inner thigh while you're stroking me. I'm so hard as I can feel the heat from your lovely place. After massaging your inner thigh for what seems like an eternity, I finally touch you. You are so wet.

Now totally nuts, I remove your panties. I think about going down on you, but I'm so hard, I can't stand it. I need to have you. But you pull a surprise and turn me on my back while you climb on top of me. You line me up and lower yourself on top of me. After about ten minutes of playing, your legs start shaking as you climax. Not too long after, I explode inside you. You collapse in my arms, and we start cuddling. Sometimes the sun rises too early in the morning.

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex

What factors are most important to you when looking for a sexual partner?:
A little of each

Have you ever had cybersex?:
Not yet, but I definitely want to try it.

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  • 50 / male
  • Jersey Shore, New Jersey, United States
Sexual Orientation:
Looking For:  Women or Couples (man/woman)
Birthdate: October 26, 1967
Relocate?: Prefer not to say
Marital Status: Single
Height: >6 ft 4 in / >195 cm
Body Type: Prefer not to say
Smoking: I'm a non-smoker
Drinking: I'm a light/social drinker
Drugs: I don't use drugs
Education: Master's degree
Race: Caucasian
Religion: Catholic
Have Children: No
Want Children: Prefer not to say
Male Endowment: Prefer not to say/Prefer not to say
Circumcised: Yes
Speaks: English
Hair Color: Brown
Hair Length: Long
Eye Color: Brown
Glasses or Contacts: None