lando666 52 / M
"Anyone want to get under a blanket and listen to the thunder?"
Milwaukee, Wisconsin, United States
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lando666 52/M
Milwaukee, Wisconsin
I see a lot of people walking that fine line between smartassity and assholery.
Time to explore, discover friendship and passion again. I'd love to find someone in a similar situation to connect with, someone to talk with, the share secrets (naughty and otherwise), share laughs and large pizza in bed (peperoni please). Looking forward to my last first-kiss.

Life is to short to spend it unhappy, and the best way to be happy is to share.

My Ideal Person Hoping to find a friend who is passionate and laughs easily. Someone with a sparkle in her eye and a desire to explore everything life has to offer. Passion is as much in the mind as the heart and body, lets talk and see if all-over passion arises.

Tell one of your favorite sexual fantasies. Don't hold back!:
I'm sitting at a mostly empty bar enjoying an ice cold
spotted cow. Out of the corner of my eye I notice someone
has taken the seat right next to me. As I shift my gaze I realize
there area a magnificent pair of legs on the next stool.
Legs encased in a tight mesh fishnet continue up higher
than I've ever suspected legs could go eventually
to be shadowed under a dark piece of fabric passing for an
unbelievably short skirt. <br><br>
I falter, not wanting to leave those legs but needing to
see what kind of woman could possible be connected to them.
My gaze continues to travel, finding a tight white shirt
stretched to its limits by a magnificence I could only imagine.
Suppressing a desire to lick my lips I find a neck, long and
smooth, a neck made to be kissed and nibbled lightly. THEN
lips, red and full, a nose that would make an elf jealous
and the deepest golden eyes I have ever seen. The eyes capture
me for a moment or a year. <br><br>
She smiles and touches my hand, takes a sip of my icy brew
licking a bit of moisture off those lips that I long to feel
against mine.

What location do you fantasize about for a sexual encounter?:
A moving vehicle (i.e. car), An airplane, Under a waterfall, A swimming pool or hot tub

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Toys (Vibrators/Dildos/etc.), Light Bondage, Role Playing, Threesomes, Mutual Masturbation, Making Home "Movies", Participating in Erotic Photography, Massage

Have you ever had cybersex?:
I've tried it, but it's just not the same.

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  • 52 / male
  • Milwaukee, Wisconsin, United States
Sexual Orientation:
Looking For:  Women or Couples (2 women)
Birthdate: January 1, 1966
Hometown: Chicago, Illinois, United States
Relocate?: No
Marital Status: Separated
Height: 5 ft 8 in / 172-175 cm
Body Type: Average
Smoking: I'm a non-smoker
Drinking: I'm a light/social drinker
Drugs: I don't use drugs
Education: BA/BS (4 years college)
Occupation: Various and Assorted
Race: Caucasian
Religion: Agnostic
Have Children: Yes. We sometimes live together.
Want Children: Happy with what I have
Male Endowment: Average/Average
Circumcised: Yes
Speaks: English
Hair Color: Brown
Hair Length: Short
Eye Color: Hazel
Glasses or Contacts: Glasses
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