Oh wow -- you're actually reading this!!!! Ok, ok, ok.... Writing about myself is nowhere near as easy as I thought it would be! Where do I start? Well, let's see: what am I looking for? Ideally, a beautiful blond (or redhead, brunette, or black-haired beauty) with no gag-reflex and an oral fetish that loves to swallow!!!! Extra points if you own your own island (did you have to name it when you bought it?) or have a billionaire father and are the sole heiress! But I'll settle for a woman with a heart-beat.... oh, alright: or someone pretending to be a woman with a heart-beat (as long as the pictures you post are of the beautiful women described above!) What else? Ohhhh... nerd-joke alert! If a chemist dies in the forest, do you have to BARIUM? lol!!! ok, ok, ok... just one more... two atoms are walking down the street, when one turns to the other and says, "I dropped an electron!" "Are you sure?" "Yes, I'M POSITIVE!!" get it? get it? get it? I guess I'm rambling, sorry about that! I have found that cyber is actually lots of fun, besides being safer and easier to arrange. So... if all we do is chat online for awhile, that's cool too.... it's an easy way to get to know each other! RANDOM JOKE: Three guys were on a trip to Saudi Arabia. One day, they stumbled into a harem tent filled with over 100 beautiful women. They started getting friendly with all the women, when suddenly the Sheik came in. "I am the master of all these women. No one else can touch them except me. You three men must pay for what you have done today. You will be punished in a way corresponding to your profession." The sheik turns to the first man and asks him what he does for a living. "I'm a cop", says the first man. "Then we will shoot your penis off!", said the sheik. He then turned to the second man and asked him what he did for a living. "I'm a fireman", said the second man. "Then we will burn your penis off!", said the sheik. Finally, he asked the last man,"And you, what do you do for a living?" And the third man answered, with a sly grin, "I'm a lollipop salesman!" =)) Are you still reading this?? Oboy oboy oboy!! ummm... I got nothing else to say...divoced guy (check!) thinks he's funny (arguable, but check!) looking to chat with other women... and just take it from there! Hope to hear from you!!

La mia persona ideale: Not really my ideal person, but while rambling, I thought I'd throw in a few of my pet peeves:

1. Don't you think that the Pillsbury doughboy is way too happy considering he has no genitals?

2. People who are willing to get off their ass to search the room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.

3. When people say "It's always in the last place you look". Of course it is. Why would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?

In quale luogo vorresti avere un rapporto sessuale?:
La spiaggia, Nell'aereo, Al cinema, La mia scrivania al lavoro, Una piscina o vasca idromassaggio, Un ascensore

Quali attività sessuali ti eccitano?:
Dare sesso orale, Ricevere sesso orale, Sesso a tre, Masturbazione reciproca, Giochi con il cibo, "Filmini" casalinghi, Partecipare in foto erotiche, Guardare di nascosto

Quali sono i fattori più importanti nella tua ricerca di un partner sessuale?:
Abilità di essere discreti, Mente aperta al "ménage à trois" e alle orgie, Appetito sessuale, Disposizione a discutere apertamente e a provare di tutto, Livello di creatività e devianza

Hai mai fatto sesso cibernetico?:
Lo ho fatto talmente tante volte che non mi ricordo come si fa a scrivere con due mani.

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