joandlisa 44 / 43 / C
"Decidedly selective"
Charlotte, North Carolina, United States
 
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Member Since: August 4, 2003

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joandlisa 44/C
Charlotte, North Carolina
Kik is zxvt2468
Introduction
Male has hall pass as long as he can share the details later...It turns me on to hear about his escapades...I'm happy to confirm, just ask! I'm putting this out there only bc he's a safe addition for a night of fun, not because we think he's some Norse God or anything. He just gets it and sometimes that's what a girl wants.
So, we get a fair amount of emails from people, and couples especially. If you email us, and you are a couple...we would like to see pics of both of you...at least your bodies in your profile. Guys, believe us when we tell you that if you can't put a body shot up, in clothes, because you can be identified that way, then your employer already knows you are on here. Only pics of the female give us no place to go. If you're in a high ranking, covert, highly public position, you are already being spied on and it's known. So, spare us the bs and at least let us see if you are in shape or not.

MALE HALF IS NOT BI IN ANY WAY, AT ALL!
Save yourself some time: if all your pics have been taken by you basically sticking a camera up your ass and snapping pics, we're definitely not the couple for you. It demonstrates you lack any creativity or individuality, and we'll find you boring as can be.

Also,we really don't want to have to work all that hard at convincing you to share pics of yourselves! Seriously, as soon as it's a game we check out...we may keep pursuing just out of curiosity, but we won't be making any plans with you.

We're looking for fun, good looking, in shape people who enjoy the extra a little sexual chemistry has to offer with others.
Single men: we get it. You invite us to your network because you want to see more of her, however, she has no interest! So, what's in it for us to let you see more of her? Think about it.
We are NOT looking for single men.

Here's the deal: if you don't HAVE a network, don't invite us to yours. We have face pics available on our network and consider this a fair trade. If you don't have face pics on your network, don't invite us to yours.*** In other words, if after viewing your network pics we wouldn't be able to pick you out at a restaurant, don't bother inviting us. WHY IS THIS SO DIFFICULT TO UNDERSTAND????????

Just for fun, if you have the same opinion as the guy below, we suggest that instead of trying to fuck other people, you go and fuck yourself! Awesome idea, right? We thoroughly enjoy keyboard tough guys and make fun of them as much as possible. This guy blocked us as soon as he sent his email in classic coward-laden style:
DrizzleMyJizzle
You have the most incredibly arrogant profile I have ever seen in 4 years on this site, and I have met many incredible people. It says you are looking for "like minded discreet" people. That could be anything but true. You have a very narrow minded view of what many of us find to be a whole lot of fun. I too go to the gym every single day. It's people like you with attitudes like yours that wreck things for everyone. Don't bother writing back, I'll already have banned you.


"In a high ranking, highly covert, public position"

D

(P.S. Love the way all your "testimonials" are complete and total bullshit") Well done.


My Ideal Person Please be in shape, we are. We go to the gym often and see great bodies everyday, why would we settle for less? We are looking for fun people who are willing to move slowly at times. We like to have a good time and establish some type of relationship. If we wanted to just meet someone for sex we could probably save ourselves the AdultFriendFinder membership and go downtown and pick someone up. We are looking for like minded discreet people, that's why we're here. If you are here, you feel the same way understanding that there is more to this than just the sexual situations. Please don't write if you don't agree. For those that do, we can't wait to hear from you.
BTW...and this is an important one...please be shaved or at least very tightly, and neatly trimmed! Sorry to say, but it's an automatic disqualify for us if not.

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Toys (Vibrators/Dildos/etc.), Role Playing, Threesomes, Mutual Masturbation, Making Home "Movies", Participating in Erotic Photography, Massage

Have you ever had cybersex?:
No way. I only want skin on skin.

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Information
  • 44/43 / Couple (man/woman)
  • Charlotte, North Carolina, United States
Sexual Orientation:
Straight / Straight
Looking For:  Men, Women or Couples (man/woman)
Marital Status: Married
Swinger Type: Sex with others
Speaks: English
Have Children: Yes. We live together.
Want Children: Happy with what we have
Our Trophy Case:
 
His
Her
Birthdate: August 3, 1973 July 5, 1974
Relocate?: No No
Height: 5 ft 8 in / 172-175 cm 5 ft 4 in
Body Type: Athletic Athletic
Smoking: I'm a non-smoker I'm a non-smoker
Drinking: I'm a light/social drinker I'm a light/social drinker
Drugs: Prefer not to say Prefer not to say
Education: BA/BS (4 years college) Associate degree (2 years college)
Occupation: Prefer not to say Prefer not to say
Race: Caucasian Caucasian
Religion: Catholic Other
Male Endowment: Average/Average N/A
Circumcised: Yes N/A
Bra Size: N/A 32 / 70 D