hurple 37 / M
"Stuck in the middle (of nowhere) with you ? ....."
Aberdeen, Shetland, United Kingdom
 
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hurple 37/M
Aberdeen, Shetland , United Kingdom
Looking for a mature lady to talk dirty to me x
Introduction
Young (ish) guy in Shetland, looking for a little more excitement than life offers at the moment
I do like a booby, a tit or a jug
They seem to put a smile upon my mug
Maybe it's coz my mother never breast-fed
That I've ended up being so intrested
In these magnificent bulbous creations
That seem to make me lose all of my patience
What's this contraption in which they're encased
You can see the perplexion spread over my face
Just use one finger to hold down one-side
Then use another two pulling to the other side
After a few minutes of fumbling
followed by some ridiculous mumbling
They're free I exclaim.....there's a sound of a plop
You should see my dissappointment as down they do drop

Although, it does appear of late that I have a certain penchant for older or more voluptuous ladies x

My Ideal Person A beautiful smile and good personality count the most
But absolutely no complaints from if of a huge chest she can boast

Information
  • 37 / male
  • Aberdeen, Shetland, United Kingdom
Sexual Orientation:
Straight
Looking For:  Women
Birthdate: April 8, 1980
Relocate?: Prefer not to say
Marital Status: Single
Height: 6 ft 0 in / 182-185 cm
Body Type: Ample
Smoking: I'm a heavy smoker
Drinking: I'm a light/social drinker
Drugs: Prefer not to say
Education: Associate degree (2 years college)
Race: Caucasian
Religion: Not applicable
Have Children: No
Want Children: Prefer not to say
Male Endowment: Average/Very thick
Circumcised: No
Speaks: English
Hair Color: Black
Hair Length: Medium
Eye Color: Brown
Glasses or Contacts: None