"I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty." -- George Burns So, here I am, a dirty old man in training, though I am applying to teach the class next semester. If sex were food, I'd be Fat Bastard from Austin Powers. Thankfully, I'm HWP, with an average endowment (not a Howitzer, but not a .22 caliber, either) with a thick head. Also, I'm older, so I KNOW STUFF. I don't need a guided tour of the vajayjay, and I understand that foreplay consists of more than saying "brace yourself." I want it to last, because too much still isn't enough. That said, I'm not your typical horny little devil. I believe expectations kill a good vibe, so I don't harbor any. If we meet and we click, great. If not, I don't get butthurt like a cranky infant. I'm a grown-ass man, and very easy-going, The Dude with an all-day hard-on. And when it comes to groups this Dude will absolutely abide, and I LOVE sharing. I'm not selfish. My ideal situation is to find a woman (single or part of a couple) who is comfortable being a swing partner. If you're out there and you're looking for an easy-going dirty old man who will never get tired of fucking her, please hit me up. I am here just for you.

Min Idealperson My ideal person would be an FWB, a swing partner to go to clubs, or a couple looking for a guy to play with the woman. I am comfortable with group dynamics, and am respectful of boundaries.

Also on the table: Women who own pizza parlors, generous billionaires, and full-on nymphomaniacs. Of course, I am reminded of the Greek proverb that reminds us that when the gods wish to punish us, they grant our prayers.

Vilken typ av sexuella aktiviteter gör dig kåt?:
Ge Oralsex, Få Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Leksaker (Vibratorer/Dildosar/osv.), Fetisch, Lätt bondage, Smiskning, Trekant, Gemenskap Onani, Ögonbindel, Massage

Vilka faktorer är viktigast för dig när du söker en sexpartner?:
Öppen för ménage à trois och/eller orgier, Aptit på sex, Villighet att öppet diskutera och prova allting, Kreativitets/Kinkiness nivå, Pointy Breasticles

Har du någonsin haft cybersex?:
Jag har provat det, men det är inte detsamma.

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