Let's just be honest, we're all here for the same thing. Some erotic adult fun between two (or more) consenting adults. What's wrong with that? If you're hatefilled or racist; well, that's a sickness and I hope you get well soon! If you've got diseases or drug habits no need to contact me as well. However, if your kinky and looking for some phenomenal (yes, I can spell) freaky circus sex then look no further!

My Ideal Person My ideal playmate would be someone who has all their body parts, a sense of humor (wittier the better), a great imagination, spontaneous, flirtatious and one helluva naughty streak. Must have an advanced degree in a scientific field. Income at the very least in the upper middle class. An oil change on your car must cost at least forty bucks. It must be some sort of high performance engine as well. Oh yeah, by the way, if you've made it this far then know that i'm kidding with the material things. Gotcha!