Hello salt lake city! We are a pair of madly in love restaurant gypsies who share a love of intense sexual encounters with like minded folks! Dixie is just as hot and comfortable sporting an elegant evening gown at the symphony as a pair of ripped up jeans at a Godsmack show! That being said, lemme just run this shit by you fucks so there will be a clear understanding. If you are not the people in your pictures or they are more than a couple of weeks and 10 waist inches ago, are a single male with a fictional female, think you can be pushy and get your way, try to get away with shit outside of the boundaries (eg choking, ass play, etc), bring a reserved wife that you conned into doing this s*** so you can get some strange while she wishes she were somewhere else, or think you can make a later hookup with either of us behind the others back, then meeting us very well may be hazardous to your health. I'll be God damned if I'm going to f******Supply The Hot Chick for a bunch of f****** dorks who can't get quality pussy themselves. I say this after 3 failed Encounters in the last 3 weeks wasting our time and forcing us to endure the uncomfortable spectacle of a drooling jackass trying to get with my wife while his prudish Chick sits by and is just glad he isn't drooling on her. If you think you can run game on us go ahead and give it a shot. We dare you. But know you were forewarned when you limp your punk ass home with a shattered ego from her and quite possibly a shattered jaw from me. We are definitely advanced at the f*** Arts and expect the same. If you are not enthusiastic about getting it on and/or can't have pro-level porn sex for extended periods of time then don't bother hitting us up. Dixie comes in at that level every time and we expect your woman to be of equal enthusiasm to be with both of us at least. We've been in the lifestyle for years but this new trend really pisses us off and seems to be mainly in this region. In the south, one with the unmitigated gall to pull one of these lame stunts would have to work 24/7 to pay the fucking hospital bills. Same goes with us now. If you are Still reading and aren't scared shitless and you want to get with us, then be in shape and both parties will show enthusiasm before we ever think about meeting. we've had much better luck with single females and definitely looking actively for you beautiful unicorns. If you are sexually Advanced, open and willing, and able to get into the mental as well as physical side of sexuality, we would love to hang out. Also if we meet it is with the full intention of having sex. This is not the fucking Glee club or a bowling leauge. We are known to enjoy enhancing substances but if you cannot properly moderate you will be escorted to the door in a less than gentle way. Females, you can even bring your jackass man if you can f****** get his mind straight and realize the women call the shots. I' However, there will he consequences for him should he suddenly decde he is slick. If this offends too f****** bad. You should consider joining the Christian dating club and stop ruining our beloved lifestyle. We are just keeping it real.