davidjy 54 / M
"Ok so I am no Barbie..."
McCabe, Montana, United States
 
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davidjy 54/M
McCabe, Montana
Introduction
Ok so I am no Barbie, I am sure not expecting you to be a Ken! I am earl y 50's now, married, professional, slim, clean and literate. If it makes a difference to you I am most definitely not a sports fan. The reason there is not a photo in my profile is quite frankly because I am scared. Although I have not declared my candidacy, I might want to run for President someday, the photo could be an issue...
If you would like to see a pic, please let me know and I can instantly arrange that. Now for the important stuff:
I am short, ugly, smelly and fat and bald. Oh yea and am hung like a mouse! I do have some hair, my teeth are all real, just not all really mine (though did pay for them)

My Ideal Person I am looking for a well educated, literate professional woman (I am far less concerned w/ appearances than I am substance, drive, creativity) that is holding it all together but recognizes the bullshit for what it is and wants a safe place to explore the things that need to be explored. (That sounded hokey, I'll work on it).

Information
  • 54 / male
  • McCabe, Montana, United States
Sexual Orientation:
Straight
Looking For:  Women, Couples (man/woman), Groups or Couples (2 women)
Birthdate: January 30, 1964
Relocate?: Prefer not to say
Marital Status: Prefer not to say
Height: Prefer not to say
Body Type: Slim/Petite
Smoking: I'm a non-smoker
Drinking: I'm a light/social drinker
Drugs: Prefer not to say
Education: Prefer not to say
Race: Caucasian
Religion: Prefer not to say
Male Endowment: Prefer not to say/Prefer not to say
Circumcised: Prefer not to say
Speaks: English