Im looking for fun, NSA, FWB, and if something develops more, then we can go from there. Im always told what a nice guy I am, and that I have a nice body and that Im good looking. Im into women that are drug and disease free and a woman that takes care of her body. I am not gay, I have gay friends, but Im only, and ever will be at the mercy of a beautiful woman, so dont try and hit on me guys. You have to be local, if it takes more than an hour to get to you, then there's no dice. However, if you can come to me, no problem. My DREAM DATE is someone that is slim and petite, or very close to it, a very strong average plus is also cool. That being said, if you find me attractive, dont hesitate to flirt or say hi, you never know, curvy is cool, if its a bust for me I will tell you lets just be friends, Im the friendliest dude you can meet, Im not stuck on myself, the modeling pics were takin buy a woman that I was having a fling with (the 's were her idea not mine, lol) I do not do dope, 420, LSD, Heroin, crack, opium,K2, bath salts, or any other illegal crap. I think you get the idea, if your into that, specialy meth heads, you picked the wrong dude, big time. I do not want a woman with current drama, so if this is you please do not waste your time! Im not going to be someone's sugar daddy either, go get a job! I plan to be on this site for quite awhile, so I have alot of patience. Wheww! OK, anyway, Im a very fun guy and funny, everyone always says that I talk like Christoper Walkin. I dunno, I guess its true. But I will leave you with a joke, god speed, peace out! Sheriff tells the farmer that he is going to search his whole farm. Farmer says thats fine but dont go into the East pasture. The Sheriff gets mad and pulls out his badge and says "This gives me the right to search where ever I want, Jackass", farmer says "Hey no problem officer, you go on ahead", 30 minutes later, farmer heard screaming coming from the East pasture, so he climbed the fence and saw the Sheriff being chased by his bull. Farmer yells to the Sheriff, Show'm your badge, Jackass! If you work for Adult Friend Finder, why dont you get up off your ass and start deleting these fake profiles, jesus! I wish I never signed up!