**** The following is only for fun! This is NOT the real me! If you want to know more about me, feel free to ask. Hope you get a good laugh out of my "profile" lol M4W – SEEKING HOT CHICK! MUST NOT BE UGLY OR A TOTAL BITCH! Looking for a sexy lady (Capricorn? or Virgo?) who knows how to support and keep a Scorpio man happy. Not being a total bitch or always on the rag about one thing or another will get you to the top of the list. First, let me tell you a little about me. I love to drink beer, smoke, poodle*, and watch TV. I like to make fun of people and joke around a lot, especially when your family or close friends are around. I sometimes have a romantic and sensitive side to me. Recently, I found out it works much better to conduct all intimate conversations when I'm passed out on the couch, or when I’m in the crapper reading my “Big-Uns” magazines. I don’t really require much, just to have all my bills paid on time, a fresh chicken pot pie in the microwave, and a damn good plunger (not the cheap kind) for the toilet so I can unstuck it after I get through taking a big old dump. My parole officer says that if I don't get a job soon I'll have to go back to the joint (framed on some bullshit drug and spousal abuse charges(2nd time), so please respond promptly so you can drive me around to look for some work. Hey, you could even call my P.O. up and say you have hired me. I like making money the easy way, if you know what I mean. I prefer to make lots of cash for about a half a day’s work. If you have any prescription drugs or extra medication, I could show you how to sell it and make money. Being an honest man like I am, and in the interests of full disclosure, I also have a wife(s) and several ren, and a couple of dogs who’s names I can’t remember (thank God they’re in another state). What is there to say except I have a lot of baby batter (wink, wink). I also have a compelling urge to run when things start looking bad. Oh, I should also tell you that I like to spend most of the day either sleeping or sitting in the Lazy-Boy in my underwear so as not to mess up my clean pair of jeans. If you sound interesting to me when you reply, and as long as can pass a credit check, then maybe I'll let you tag this prize bull. I'm very particular so not everyone will qualify right off. Fat bitches are O.K., but don’t expect to get picked right away. It would also be helpful if your mother didn’t live in the same town as us (like to have killed that last old fucking bitch), and it helps if your neighbors aren’t up in your business and shit (like to have an “herb” garden if at all possible). Did I mention you've got to have money too? I will need a deposit as a sign of your good faith. This proves that your intentions are pure and that you are not going to try and take advantage of me. If you’re the right type of per I might be amendable to a 420 "habit". Hell, if you have enough money you can snort crack off my ass cheeks. And hey, I mean it this time, when I say no more guys. Please, my doctor says I most likely will have to wear diapers for the rest of my life (I hate you Jim, and Tommy, and you too Nigel). Hurry baby, because you know I won’t last long before some other fine looking bitch snaps me up. Please send a recent picture of yourself so I can see what you got going on. No faces please, just the neck down and preferably naked. Please "title" the picture with your name and how much money you can provide on a monthly basis. (Example "Julie-1200") Mark [I]* to "poodle" is when I sit in the back of your truck drinking whatever alcohol you provide for me, with the tailgate down--you drive slowly along the beach--and I use a stick to make swirling marks in the sand singing country gs along with the radio or just yellin’ at tourists.[/I] [COLOR darkblue]Hope you got a good laugh out of my "profile". Seriously......I'm not anything like this guy..... I just like to laugh, and I have a wicked sense of humor. Contact me if you'd like to get to know the "real" me! [/COLOR] Mark

您幻想在何處發生性關係呢?:
一張床., 海灘., 公園的中央., 一個偏僻黑暗的小巷., 一間電影院., 一個偏僻荒涼的地方., 在一個瀑布底下., 在游泳池或熱水澡桶., 一個電梯., 一間旅館房間., 任何地方.

什麼樣的性愛活動令您著迷？:
給與口交, 享受口交, 肛交, 玩具 (振動器/人造陰莖/等。), 戀物癖, 輕奴役, 滴蠟, 角色扮演, 3p, 互慰, 製作家庭"電影", 參與情色攝影, 偷窺狂., 手銬/腳鐐., 胸部/乳頭苦難，乳夾，等。, 眼罩., 皮鞭鞭打., 乳汁., 訊息.

您尋找性伴侶時的主要條件？:
根據其性經驗, 肉體吸引力, 是否只侷限於性愛而無進一步發展, 性慾、對性愛的渴望, 願意討論與嘗試不同型態的性愛, 以上條件多少都有一點

您曾體驗過網路性愛嗎?:
我試過，不過不太一樣。

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