Hi, I'm seeking a like minded woman to share a disastrous 3 to 9 month relationship ending in acrimony, emotional chaos, and possible legal action. I live in Dallas Texas and I have a pretty good job and Iam rarely stable. I'm told I'm fairly good looking by my mother,and that Im smart enough to be president. I'm looking for a attractive female who will give me at first obsessive love, complements,and dedication but whose paranoia, jealousy,and fear of commitment will eventually lead her to tell me to hit the road and call me back in a love-hate relationship that will turn into you cheating on me and me having a mental breakdown or if we are lucky both of us will be crazy.

Min Idealperson My ideal woman although not completely necessary,a woman with nice long leggs, and nice rounded butt, single or married or already in a unstable relationship,liars who fake every moment of every day but do it so well that I'll never know. Drink take drugs stay out alnight, have Bi-Polar disorder,and are very jealous. Please Please rescue me, show me that woman like you are a gift from God! I promise I will work, not go to the bar with the guys, take showers and smell good at all cost. If you show up in my world and let me be the lucky one, I will forever go down on you and be grateful for the opportunity to be blessed by you bitchen at me from the time we wake up and till we go to sleep. So if you think you meet these requirements(and wow, I'm getting a erection just writing them) please don't hesitate to get back to me as soon as possible and let's get the drama started. In the meantime thank you for taking time to read my profile. Have a nice day!

P.S. If you are still reading this and are nodding your head up and down in agreement PLEASE move on to the next profile because you scare the hell out of me!

Hope you enjoyed reading Im just kidding