I am a single male. Somebody bring me a sandwich... I have some skank hoes that need luvin' too. I tend to like them under rage, but youngest is already 26ish, bad complexion, awkward which comes off as crazy until you know better. Another needs physical contact, is morbidly obese but oh so secure...must be thyroid problem? Hey! Fatties need luvin too! 3rd has terrible scar on face/neck, fatty, no photos available but thinks she looks like Betty Crocker?, likes to get stuffed while hubby (my friend who doesnt know) is overseas serving our country. Then there is Bucky Beaver who hides behind fake boobs so you won't notice her butta face--she's like a bad penni with an "i" that keeps coming around, and our long distance sexter in the Rockies who is so two-faced, i think she was in the circus once.

My Ideal Person Currently I am only seeking a male for friendship and maybe more.

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Toys (Vibrators/Dildos/etc.), Rimming, Light Bondage, Threesomes, Slave/Master, Handcuffs/Shackles, Blindfolds

What factors are most important to you when looking for a sexual partner?:
Physical attraction

Have you ever had cybersex?:
I've tried it, but it's just not the same.

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