DO NOT call me baby, I HATES this! DO NOT send me pics of your dick before your face. Not in email, not in chat. I will ask you when I'm ready to see what I'm working with. Now stop it! Also hates the word "breed" bleh No face pics, no chat. I"m not in the habit of making plans with pic-less profiles, is anyone on here? Kind of curious if that actually works! Im just chatting until further notice :) 10/23- Dammit,my stalker pic stealing troll is back! and now he has branched out to other places, This is the only one I use. So keep that in mind. Im ready to climb you tall guys again! Please be over 6 foot, this is what I want! Also, LOVES a dad bod! No joke I am really looking for good conversation first and then some vanilla fun :)Im very vanilla when it comes to AFF standards, please keep that in mind when approaching me :) I have been around a while, and know how this works. Hi all, thank you for stopping by my profile. I just happen to be the funnest profile on the internet! Seriously ;) Im very normal and very down to earth and asking for the same. SAVE THAT DRAMA FOR YER MOMMA! IF YOU WANT IN MY BOX, KEEP YOUR DICK PICS OUT OF MY INBOX. Please send face pics! Its only polite!!!! Physical attraction is 95% to start off with, right??? If your pic has a toilet in it, I will assume that's what you like and PLEASE ENJOY THIS MUSIC WHILST I BLOCK YOU! And anyone who feels the need to measure 'It" with household items, please stop this. I can't eat beans anymore, have a strong hatred of shaving products, and I'm starting to look at my remote funny. And to the guy who did it with and Eclair, shame on you! I used love those things! Stop it! Thank you in advance. Really though, I want to put some class and fun back into this and am really flexible ;) I like the Swinger club situation as well. I love all things outdoors in the summer, happy hour, Netflix, chilling, love to snowboard in the winter, and love my Seahawks, kaaaakaaawww! GO HAWKS!

Mijn Ideale Persoon: About Synner- spinner and proud of it! loves to dress up in sexy anything and take pics, loves women of all shapes and sizes but does NOT like, plastic, plumped, or fake anything. All natural is what gets her blood flowing..

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Ideally, I want to meet up for drinks and/or apps and see where things go.

Of course I want to make life long kinky friends in the process. Friends I can go camping with, weekends away with, and sexy spur of the moment shenanigans and malarkey.

I will only play safe, ZERO exceptions. DDF and you be too.

Now, for what I will not tolerate: CHEATERS, you are gross and there is nothing here for you!

Cat lovers- Im HIGHLY allergic and will not be around anyone who owns them. Cats are also just assholes in general and not a fan! NO CATS!

Drug addicts- come on man, really? who even does drugs anymore? they are so yesterday

DO NOT CALL ME BABY!- this is my favorite pet name reserved for NOT YOU!

No prince alberts or septum rings- no thanks

If you refer to yourself as "daddy" or "mommy"- keep it moving!

Men- Please be cut

No Bathroom Sports at all ever!- I can't even stand selfies with a freaking toilet in it. I am just your average vanilla kinkster and have ZERO desire to see anything like that. If you have to measure you dick with a can, remote, or any other household item, please refrain from contacting. Pick up your shit, get outta the bathroom and take a new pic.

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