SleazyOleGeezer 69 / M
"Offered a chair at Hogworts...Should I take it??"
Tacoma, Washington, United States
 
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Member Since: December 4, 2014

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SleazyOleGeezer 69/M
Tacoma, Washington
Introduction
Ya know what? I'm tired of this....There was a time just a couple of years ago that just about everything I said on this site was, if not absolutely true, was at least only a mild embellishment.....

.....Now I'm broken and old. Have had more surgeries over the last few years than I care to count. In truth, I'm not sure if I could perform if some cute young thing gave me the nod. If I did, it would probably be the last joyous thing I ever did, I'd go out with a silly smile on my face and the poor girl would be riven with guilt!

And get real guys! Half of you over the age of fifty are in the same boat! Go on bull shitting if you wish. I prefer to face up to reality....

So why am I here? For the pretty pictures of course! Woman here can be assumed real until proven otherwise.....and despite what the popular media says, AdultFriendFinder an almost bomb proof firewall. Every once in awhile I chat with someone also.

My Ideal Person Well, she has to be a woman....Or at least look like one in public.....Taking a bath once a month would be a big plus (FYI....I bathe daily. It would be a toxic waste dump around here if I didn't)

Other than that, knowing how to use Spell Check would be a big advantage. Think I'll stop here and not appear too picky.....

Tell one of your favorite sexual fantasies. Don't hold back!:
At my age the difference between a fantasy and bucket list
wish gets pretty hazy!

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Toys (Vibrators/Dildos/etc.), Threesomes, Mutual Masturbation, Voyeurism, Massage

What factors are most important to you when looking for a sexual partner?:
Sexual experience, Ability to be discreet, Open to ménage à trois and/or orgies, Sexual appetite, Willingness to freely discuss and try anything, Agreeable to a commitment free sexual relationship

Ever fantasized about having sex with a celebrity? Who? What turns you on about them?:
This question is bumping hard on stalking!

Have you ever had cybersex?:
No way. I only want skin on skin.

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Information
  • 69 / male
  • Tacoma, Washington, United States
Sexual Orientation:
Straight
Looking For:  Women, Couples (man/woman), Groups or Couples (2 women)
Birthdate: March 18, 1948
Relocate?: No
Marital Status: Married
Height: 5 ft 8 in / 172-175 cm
Body Type: Ample
Smoking: I'm a non-smoker
Drinking: I'm a light/social drinker
Drugs: I don't use drugs
Education: Some grad school
Occupation: Retired medical fiel
Race: Caucasian
Religion: Catholic
Have Children: Yes. We do not live together.
Want Children: No
Male Endowment: Average/Average
Circumcised: No
Hair Color: Grey
Hair Length: Short
Eye Color: Green
Glasses or Contacts: Either
My Trophy Case: