[COLOR indigo] [B]PLEASE ACTUALLY READ MY PROFILE!!!! [/B] UPDATE: [B] I'm not here to "chat" other than maybe a quick stop in the chatroom. Not here to cam or text or anything. if you send an email and don't get a response consider that my "no thank you".. sending email after email only annoys the shit out of me and you will be blocked. [/B] Carry on! Please don't waste my time.. if you are under 40 and over 55, you can't tell me how great you are or how young you feel. [B]Married? Attached? Sorry, keep moving. You think it's hot sneaking around.. I don't. Got a hall pass? Don't give a rats ass..[/B] Think you can say your single when you're not. Trust me.. It's easy to tell... PLEASE respect my preferences. IF for some rea I like what I see.. I will contact YOU! If you're thinking of asking me to bring a girlfriend with me.. you can keep on looking... I don't DO 3 somes (call me selfish, but, I really don't like to share)[/COLOR]

我的理想對象: hmmmm... I like 'em hot.. shave your head and I'll ride your face! 2 or 3 times a night is not enough. If you recharge quickly and can go all night, WE NEED TO TALK! Do YOU know your way around the female orgasm???

I like taller men. Sorry, but I love my shoes! If I'm wearing 4 inch heels and your face lands in my cleavage (I know, you'd be a happy man), I don't want to bend over to kiss you. If I have to put you on a stack of phonebooks or old Sears catalogs so you can plow me from behind, well.. Oh, if I have to explain what a phonebook or a Sears catalog are.. we have issues.. don't act like you know (yes, Google is my friend too).

Brains..(if I can't carry on a conversation with you, what's the point) a good sense of humor (if you can't laugh at a joke involving a priest, a rabbi and a whoopie cushion you won't get my sense of humor) smoking body.. did I mention I'm a sucker for a shaved head??? Send me pics (NOT COCK SHOTS) so I can decide if I want you.. lol

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您幻想在何處發生性關係呢?:
一張床., 海灘., 一架飛機., 一個偏僻黑暗的小巷., 一間電影院., 一個偏僻荒涼的地方., 在一個瀑布底下., 在游泳池或熱水澡桶., 一個電梯., 一間旅館房間.

什麼樣的性愛活動令您著迷？:
給與口交, 享受口交, 肛交, 玩具 (振動器/人造陰莖/等。), 輕奴役, 打屁股, 手銬/腳鐐., 眼罩., 皮鞭鞭打., 訊息.

您尋找性伴侶時的主要條件？:
根據其性經驗, 肉體吸引力, 一樣的、相似的性癖好, 性慾、對性愛的渴望, 願意承諾自由的性關係

您曾體驗過網路性愛嗎?:
我試過，不過不太一樣。

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