PDXORCouple 49 / 47 / C
"At PRIVATA 2/23, need multiple guys. she's got an itch to scratch. :)"
Portland, Oregon, United States
 
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Member Since: September 25, 2014

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PDXORCouple 49/C
Portland, Oregon
+1 level up (for you nerds/geeks out there!)
Introduction
Putting this at the top since people can't be bothered to read all the way through. Single guys who email uninvited will get a shitty reply and a deletion.
I can't think of a faster way to NOT get to know us.

We've noticed some 'themes', if you will, that folks place in their profile. We want to steal some of what some of you have written...
A couple of disclaimers:
We don't know what's going on recently, but our account is showing that we have a) flirted b) hotlisted other members.
That is incorrect. What the hell AdultFriendFinder?


We may cruise your profile, flirt, hotlist and still end up doing nothing. If this annoys you, we're sorry. Go ahead and move on. We aren't into games but we'll move forward when/if we feel comfortable.
Single guys: we are flattered at the attention. This however, is a 'don't call us we'll call you' situation. If we don't initiate the email, we'll delete any single guy emails. On the other hand, if we DO contact you as a single guy, well then, yay!

Are you looking for 'go all night' endurance? Endowed like a baby's arm holding an apple? Toight loike a toiger? (scratch that... sorry, apparently I'm channeling Austin Powers) Got an open schedule that gives you the luxury of being available in an instant?

We are none of that/those. No offense to those that are. We both go to the gym, daily when we can. We aren't 20, we aren't looking to act 20 and we don't look 20. You do? Good job. Not even mad.

We are a happily married couple in our 40's enjoying this portion of our shared sexuality as a hobby, not as a lifestyle. We have a little one at home, full time jobs. Spontaneous is not a word used to describe us right now. We are self-described nerds/geeks. We surf when we can... we have traveled to a handful of countries to surf, but still love it out here on the coast of OR as much as anywhere else. We like to travel and are looking forward to completing studies to be able to be back on the travel circuit soon. We are attracted to, well, a lot of people. We like quirky a lot. We like nerd/geeks. A lot. We like people who like themselves/their partner. We want to have fun, be healthy and safe, and have everyone go home a winner, so to speak. : )

While we aren't embarrassed by swinging, current social norms being what they are, we probably won't post public pics of faces/names. Get to know us, and we'll divulge. Probably too much . We respect those that require face pics when corresponding, but right now we can't. Hopefully in the future. This brings up a good point; we are still learning the do's/don'ts and etiquette of AdultFriendFinder and online swinging thingies. If we hotlist you and don't respond immediately to an email from you, don't be offended. If we flirt and don't do the next step, well, it's because we aren't sure what the next step is. Matter of fact, we'd appreciate any guidance/pointers from members as we navigate.

We are not looking for single guys right now. If you pique her interest, WE will contact YOU. Unsolicited emails from single guys (especially those made of cock pics) will be summarily deleted. Who knows, that may be amended some day.

As always, SHE will set the course, pace and goal of this account.

Please don't bother if you are a smoker; we are both former smokers and are sensitive to it. It has ruined playdates for us before, sadly. If you smoke, no judgement, it's just not our thing.


My Ideal Person Don't be disrespectful, remember this is always going to be about what SHE wants, and... well... yeah.

What are your favorite musicians or bands?:
Her: Pixies, NIN, Foetus, Death Cab for Cutie, and way,
moreHim: Oingo Boingo, Devo, Electronica

What location do you fantasize about for a sexual encounter?:
No particular place

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Toys (Vibrators/Dildos/etc.), Rimming, Light Bondage, Spanking, Threesomes, Mutual Masturbation, Making Home "Movies", Participating in Erotic Photography, Voyeurism

What factors are most important to you when looking for a sexual partner?:
Same/similar fetishes, Open to ménage à trois and/or orgies, Willingness to freely discuss and try anything, Creativity/Kinkiness level

Have you ever had cybersex?:
No way. I only want skin on skin.

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Information
  • 49/47 / Couple (man/woman)
  • Portland, Oregon, United States
Sexual Orientation:
Straight / Straight
Looking For:  Men or Couples (man/woman)
Marital Status: Married
Swinger Type: Sex with others
Speaks: English, Nerd, jive
Have Children: Yes. We live together.
Want Children: Happy with what we have
Our Trophy Case:
 
His
Her
Birthdate: June 9, 1968 August 24, 1970
Hometown: N/A N/A
Relocate?: No No
Height: 5 ft 10 in / 177-180 cm 5 ft 8 in
Body Type: Average Average
Smoking: I'm a non-smoker I'm a non-smoker
Drinking: I'm a light/social drinker I'm a light/social drinker
Drugs: I don't use drugs I don't use drugs
Education: Associate degree (2 years college) Some grad school
Occupation: Healthcare Professional
Race: Caucasian Caucasian
Religion: Prefer not to say Prefer not to say
Male Endowment: Average/Average N/A
Circumcised: Yes N/A
Bra Size: N/A 34 / 75 DD (E, if no DD)
Hair Color: Hair? What Hair? Brown
Hair Length: Bald Medium
Eye Color: Hazel Blue
Glasses or Contacts: Glasses Glasses