OldStiffOneEye01 44 / M
"Life's too short to wait"
Hamilton, Ontario, Canada
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OldStiffOneEye01 44/M
Hamilton, Ontario , Canada
Emotion and passion tend to carry me away, and blur logical thought. At times I can be confident, but then have it all fall down and suffer the worst bouts of low self-esteem. I believe in honesty above all things. I'll be straightforward with anyone about anything, even to my own detriment.
I tend to be quiet and thoughtful, but that in no way means that I am not interested in what you are saying. Sarcasm and dry humour are my bread and butter.
Okay, maybe the above is a bit too serious. Ultimately, I'd like to find someone that has an open mind, and would be okay with my love of involving kitchen utensils, little people (I like their small hands), and bungie cords into the bedroom. I'm not looking for anyone to complete me, I'm rather taken by being a puzzle with missing pieces. I like to explore and discover new terrain sexually, and besides having a rod rammed up me or being pegged, I'm open to new experiences.

My Ideal Person You are the kind of woman that has difficulty saying no to my sexual advances. Which probably means you're drunk and have recently left a convent. Someone who finds awkward silence and sweat endearing and charming. Someone who understands my swagger and strutting is purely show, and that, inside, I have a gooey fudge centre. Please don't bite, nibbles only. Okay bite, but no teeth marks. Well, teeth marks are okay, but I draw the line at breaking skin.... seriously, don't break the skin (the gooey fudge bit isn't true).
Honestly, I'm not really sure what this ideal person thing is all about. I guess someone that doesn't go batshit crazy if I don't call her for a few days. But, well, I might text you daily, especially if it results in me getting pics that make me walk a bit funny in public.

What location do you fantasize about for a sexual encounter?:
A bed, The beach, The middle of a park, A dark back alley, A movie theatre, A remote wilderness spot, Under a waterfall, A swimming pool or hot tub, A store dressing room, An elevator, A hotel room, Anywhere

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Toys (Vibrators/Dildos/etc.), Fetishes, Light Bondage, Spanking, Role Playing, Mutual Masturbation, Making Home "Movies", Participating in Erotic Photography, Handcuffs/Shackles, Blindfolds, Massage

What factors are most important to you when looking for a sexual partner?:
Same/similar fetishes, Sexual appetite, Willingness to freely discuss and try anything, Agreeable to a commitment free sexual relationship, Creativity/Kinkiness level

Have you ever had cybersex?:
I've tried it, but it's just not the same.

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  • 44 / male
  • Hamilton, Ontario, Canada
Sexual Orientation:
Looking For:  Women or Couples (2 women)
Birthdate: January 8, 1974
Relocate?: Maybe/Yes
Marital Status: Single
Height: 182-185 cm
Body Type: Average
Smoking: I'm a light/social smoker
Drinking: I'm a light/social drinker
Drugs: I use some recreational drugs
Education: High school graduate
Occupation: Retail
Race: Caucasian
Religion: Not applicable
Have Children: No
Want Children: No
Male Endowment: Average/Average
Circumcised: Yes
Speaks: English
Hair Color: Blonde
Hair Length: Shaved
Eye Color: Blue
Glasses or Contacts: None
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