MaxMan9696 58 / M
"Passion is actually insanity dressed in lingerie and heels."
Right Here, Georgia, United States
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MaxMan9696 58/M
Right Here, Georgia

Mr. Right Gone Wrong - as in right here, right now, with the right stuff. Mature, patient, SKILLED, unselfish, and discrete, professional man. Comes with better power-tools than Home Depot. No batteries required. More fun than an all-expenses-paid trip to a New York City shoe store. Guaranteed to leave a smile on your face only a plastic surgeon can remove.

My southern momma trained me to be a full up gentleman, but I'm no Mr. Rogers. And if you truly have a penchant for the dark side (and request it) I can "show you the ropes," so to speak.

I'm very REAL and reliable. I'm all about meeting and will actually show up. I will never stand you up or no-show you. That's despicable. I won't waste your time with endless emails, games, BS and drama like most of the people on AdultFriendFinder. Camming and blah, blah, blah is for people with no lives (or no cable) or those who are trapped in lives they don't like, and don't have the balls to get out of and actually meet someone who can make it better. I have a great life. I just want to make it better with the right playmate and "wing-girl."

Black Belt in foreplay. Masters in massage. PhD from the University of Oral. (No, that's not in Utah) Pretty interesting background so we'll have something to talk about while our batteries recharge.

NOTE: I sometimes cry during sex. I think it must be the pepper spray.

LANGUAGES: English, American, Spanish (Fluent enough to get myself into a lot of trouble, and not enough to get myself out.) Cunnilingus (ALL dialects and tongues, so to speak.) I also understand (or can interpret) most grunts, screams, and moans.

NOTE: I'm not into one night stand. I need at least two - one to keep my pistol on and one to hold the TV remote so I don't shoot out the screen when all I wanted to do was turn the damn thing off. Seriously, anything good is definitely worth repeating. Right?

LEGAL NOTICE: PUT THIS WARNING ON YOUR PROFILE PEOPLE. GO GOGGLE YOUR PROFILE NAME AND SEE WHY. WARNING: Any institutions using this site or any of its associated sites for studies or projects - You do NOT have my permission to use any of my profile or pictures in any form or forum both current and future. If you have or do, it will be considered a serious violation of my privacy and will be subject to legal ramifications. Take it down or my attorney will be getting a piece of YOUR ass.

PHOTOS - happy to exchange them via private email

My Ideal Person A together lady who knows what she wants and doesn't know what she's missing. Sensuous is required. Gorgeous is optional. Perfect does not exist. HOT is not all about looks. Attitude and chemistry are most important. Bonus points awarded if she is Bi-sexual or is from Cleavage Ohio.

An all-in sense of humor and adventure is required. If you crave oral, I'm your man. If you want a gentleman outside the building and a wild man inside, you came to the right address. I'm a major admirer of lingerie and heels. And no, I don't want to borrow any of it. But gift-wrap is always better, and the best packages are the ones you get to unwrap -- VERY slowly.

My lady should be able to laugh and cum at the same time, or at least laugh easily and cum continuously. Be loud - let's wake up the neighbors! I love knowing when I'm doing something you like. And if it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing. If that's you, let me know and I'll ship myself to you, FedEx overnight.

The only limits are the ones she sets; and they will be respected at all times. An open mind and high libido are preferred. Please be my favorite kind of crazy. But please don't be a rubber-lipped drunk. That ruins everything. ;-/

Ms. Ideal is ever mindful that life is short, but only as sweet as YOU make it. The greatest regrets in life involve hesitation and not having the courage to seize the moment. Adentes Fortunas Juvat = Fortune Favors the Bold. So, go ahead, pull the trigger, and make our day. If more of a relationship than anticipated should grow out of a friendship, I'm open minded about that. I avoid the use of the word "never" when it comes to relationships because it almost never applies.

If you can't send a message via AdultFriendFinder, no problem. Email's the best way to exchange photos, anyway. maxman.maxman96 at the Y

  • 58 / male
  • Right Here, Georgia, United States
Sexual Orientation:
Looking For:  Women, Couples (man/woman), Groups or Couples (2 women)
Birthdate: January 21, 1960
Relocate?: Maybe/Yes
Marital Status: Divorced
Height: 6 ft 0 in / 182-185 cm
Body Type: Average
Smoking: I'm a non-smoker
Drinking: I'm a light/social drinker
Drugs: I don't use drugs
Education: Master's degree
Occupation: Professional
Race: Caucasian
Religion: Spiritual
Have Children: Yes. We do not live together.
Want Children: No
Male Endowment: Long/Thick
Circumcised: Yes
Speaks: English