A long time ago I joined this site, then I left, and now I'm back. I'm looking for people who make me laugh, fascinating conversation and uncomplicated liaisons to remind me what life is all about. But then aren't we all. If it's during the day and we're chatting by messenger or IM then expect me to go quiet as frankly I don't site staring at the screen in the vain hope that somebody will send me a message. Actually, that applies to the evening too. Come to think of it, I do receive a fair few messages and I do read them all. Eventually. Sending another 15 won't help. Hmm, as an aside apparently there is something wrong with my profile, goodness knows what it is! Oh and if you want to get my attention then think about your opening message, I will judge and it might be harshly. Similarly, if you can't resist the urge to write using "text speak" then we really don't match. That's the trouble with being a sapiosexual.

Der ideale Mensch für mich Somebody who doesn't get upset that I won't send endless messages as I have other things going on. Such as life.

I value honesty, humour and making an effort but I'm not interested in cock pics, honestly if you've see one you've seen them all.

If you've contacted me and all you have is a picture of your swinging member then it's likely I won't answer.