JulieGoddess 49 / F
"A Different Approach..."
Monroe, Michigan, United States
 
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JulieGoddess 49/F
Monroe, Michigan
Introduction
Intro: Please remove your pumping hand from your cock. STOP moving your mouse toward the photos. READ. Sorry, I know. You'll need to use your "other brain" for a few minutes. I'll give you a few seconds to find it...

(pause) Ready now?

I am looking for experiences and friendships. I am NOT simply looking for sex. I want everything. I love spending time with both ladies and men, although ladies are so, so hard to find. Married? Unhappy in a relationship? Please fix your shit on the homefront. I'm not interested in wrecking your home. And I WILL.

As an executive, I have standards. I love people who communicate. I mean REALLY communicate! The more you tell me about yourself, ask me questions, reveal about yourself, the more respect I have for you right up front. I don't respond to one-liners. I don't respond to messages such as these:

"Cute photos!" (I am NOT "cute". This is not a word that ANY man, or woman, EVER has used to describe me.)

"I'd like to fuck that!" (yah, sure. Thanks for the affirmation.)

"mmm, UNICORN!!" (REALLY?? Give me a break.)

"I'm SO ORAL!! I JUST LOVE to lick a PUSSY!!! I wanna lick YOURS!!" (Guess what, guys? Do you know what this translates to? Here it is: "I CAN'T GET IT UP due to erectile dysfunction. But I can lick you ALL night!" NO THANKS.)

It has become evident to me that people simply do not have a grasp on how to communicate with others, especially in this area. Since I'm all about helping people, here are some suggestions that will actually get you somewhere with a strong lady like myself:

"Hello Ms. Julie! I read your entire profile, I'm definitely interested!"

"Tell me more about you...what fills your life? What makes you smile?"

Bottom line: yes, this is a sex site. But sex doesn't happen in a vacuum, and if I cannot connect emotionally and intellectually with you, nothing is going to happen, period. Est-ce-que tu comprend??

I am a mother. But I am not the typical "MILF". I don't color my hair. I don't wear make-up. I don't get my nails done. I am not tragically grasping at my youth, to keep whatever's left. And I don't go out drinking. I have three children that are not "typical" children. With this in mind, please note that, YES, I AM interested in your relationship with your children. Don't have any? Or don't want to ever talk about them? I probably won't be interested in you, because you and I live on different planets.

Physically, I am not for everyone. If you enjoy tiny, thin women that you can toss around, you will not enjoy me, as most likely l I will toss YOU around. I am a tall, strong, thick woman. I am 5'10" tall, and I weigh 200 pounds. (now QUICK!! Go to my photos and see what 200 pounds REALLY looks like!!) I am a cyclist, and I ride about 12 miles per day, either outdoors or on the stationary. With that in mind, you'd better be able to tell me what fitness activity you do on a regular basis. If you do NOTHING, don't contact me, and please don't lie about it. Here's why: I work very hard to keep my body in shape, and my ideal partner would naturally do the same. It is hardly reasonable for a couch potato to expect any kind of response from me. I'm not asking much. And I'm certainly far from perfect. It's very simple: I'm only asking the same of you that I do for myself.

Here's another SMART thing to do: if you only have a photo of your COCK in your profile and you contact me, ATTACH A REAL PHOTO. I'm not interested in what your cock looks like. I want to see your FACE. Your EYES. Your MOUTH. I want to imagine talking to you, kissing you. Those lips will be on me, after all so...I'd like to see them.

So...please be in decent physical shape. If you aren't, you will probably NOT be physically compatible with me anyway.

Sexually, I am a "top" that is looking for the right person to "top" me. I've had many, many do me lip-service, then fall flat when it was time to "prove it." Don't waste my time in such a way.

Here's what I DON'T want:

1. NO WHITE TRASH please. No offense intended here. I'm an executive, and I cannot tolerate simple-minded, stupid people. If you smoke tobacco cigarettes regularly, drive a pickup truck, watch Nascar or enjoy almost ANY reality show, you are NOT for me.

2. BE EDUCATED. You don't have to have a PhD (although those are incredibly sexy).

3. BE MATURE. Honestly, I'm all grown up, and I don't need to puncture my body with a thousand holes in creative places to prove I'm "different" and "sexy". It isn't my thing.

4. I'M NOT ATTRACTED TO: African-Americans, transexuals, crossdressers, or any men under 30. (I've made extremely limited exceptions for younger men. EXTREMELY. In other words, don't ask!)

That being said, I am 420-friendly. If you have issues with this, move on.

And yes, I DO love tattoos. Perfect scenario? You are an executive; a professional. You have tattoos in places where special people in your life can see them. You DON'T have one stamped to your forehead.

Drop me a line...we will have fun. And please use COMPLETE WORDS when writing. "If u rite 2 me L8R like this"...don't even bother. Tu comprend?

My Ideal Person My ideal man: WELL-GROOMED. This means you "man-scape". You have opinions. You AREN'T a bleeding-heart liberal. And a baseball cap is not part of your regular wardrobe. You know how to spell, how to speak, and you NEVER use the word "AIN'T". You are professional, with a secret "nasty streak" that you keep under wraps for all but the right woman, and the right situation. You are at least 30-35 years old. You don't have a desire to fuck a "MILF". Here's why: Because a TRUE "MILF" will fuck YOU, and you won't be able to handle it.

My ideal woman: Same as above. You are CLEAN. You are well-spoken. You are SEXUAL, and you AREN'T a hoity-toity prude. Also very important: YOU'VE SEXUALLY BEEN WITH WOMEN BEFORE. Sorry, If you are "bi-curious," looking for your "first time" with a woman, I am NOT interested. These women tend to lay back, play the part of "diva-prima-donna" and expect all attention to be lavished on them. Sorry honey, that isn't how I play.

I am probably seeking the impossible. I want someone who is not afraid of his or her sexuality, but who holds it under control, saves it for the right moment, then surprises and delights. I want someone deeper than the Grand Canyon, but more shallow than a kiddie pool at the same time. I want someone who can THINK. Someone who can SPEAK. Someone with OPINIONS about things...more than just sex. Is it you?

What location do you fantasize about for a sexual encounter?:
A bed, The beach, A moving vehicle (i.e. car), A remote wilderness spot, Under a waterfall, A swimming pool or hot tub, An elevator, A hotel room

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Light Bondage, Candle Wax, Spanking, Threesomes, Mutual Masturbation, Voyeurism, Blindfolds, Massage

What factors are most important to you when looking for a sexual partner?:
Sexual experience, Physical attraction, Sexual appetite, Agreeable to a commitment free sexual relationship, Creativity/Kinkiness level, A little of each

Ever fantasized about having sex with a celebrity? Who? What turns you on about them?:
Yessss. Roobert Plant. I don't care HOW old he gets.
I will always be up for a roll in the hay with him. What turns
me on about him? His hair. mmm.

Have you ever had cybersex?:
I've tried it, but it's just not the same.

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Information
  • 49 / female
  • Monroe, Michigan, United States
Sexual Orientation:
Bi-sexual
Looking For:  Men, Women, Couples (man/woman), Groups, Couples (2 women) or Couples (2 men)
Birthdate: July 16, 1968
Relocate?: No
Marital Status: Divorced
Height: 5 ft 10 in / 177-180 cm
Body Type: A little extra padding
Smoking: Prefer not to say
Drinking: I'm a light/social drinker
Drugs: Prefer not to say
Education: BA/BS (4 years college)
Race: Caucasian
Religion: Prefer not to say
Have Children: Yes. We live together.
Want Children: Happy with what I have
Bra Size: 36 / 80 Above DD / E
Speaks: English, IspeakasmallamountofFrench.EnoughtofindmywayinParis.
Hair Color: Brown
Hair Length: Medium
Eye Color: Brown
Glasses or Contacts: Contacts
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