I am in search of self aware adult female who would like to accompany me to regional lifestyle events, parties & meet ups. will hope to provide the same in return. . Please be easy on the eyes, I’ve only got one good one;) sorry poor blind joke, just stand on my right side. And please have a sense of humor or be willing to throw a laugh or two at my unacceptable, dark and twisted sense of sarcastic humor on occasion. Mindless witty banter is extra but well rewarded and left satisfied. Sorry, I am not interested in any professional service providers at this time.

Mijn Ideale Persoon: Must be easy going, go with the flow, intelligent and self aware. Your likes might well include some combination of the following: growing cannabis, gardening, travel, good living, recreational drug use over the age 30- sorry, no opiates- just not my thing, shameless debauchery, and time well wasted people watching and making unfiltered commentary. Please be shameless unapologetic and brutally honest with yourself and others.