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IntriguingTitle 59/M
Rockwall, Texas
Introduction
Me:
ME: 5'8" 170lbs slim muscular build... not a world class bodybuilder but I could wear a schmedium t-shirt and not end up on Americas Funniest Videos. I could.......not saying I would. (Digression is wonderful!!). Shaved head. Well traveled, OOo look a butterfly....(oh yeah, a touch A.D.D.) openminded, professional. In the early stages of my second career, recently retired from the first. By night I'm a Musician yada, yada, yada. I'm a scorpio, I like long walks on the beach, sky diving and and pretty ladeeth... (yes, last sentence was a joke).....ok,..... I'm pretty sure neither of us can fit into this text box. Send me an email, it won't take you long to get a feel for who I am. Why, you ask? Because I'm stupidly honest!!!
I will gladly send pics, if requested.
no dummies, airheads, meth heads,professionals(of the oldest profession variety) or persistent gigglers need apply. Official contest rules can be found on any highway restroom wall. I am not responsible for any misrepresentation of my appearance, as it would be attributable to opinions (spoken prior to sobering up) of drunkards found napping in my lap. All Contest winners will be notified by posting on afore mentioned bathroom wall.
Just chat with me....we'll have fun...worse case, you find out I'm an idiot then you laugh AT me instead of WITH me. Either way, you laugh. If laughing with me happens to come about...well, let's just see…
My Ideal Person YOU: Witty, intelligent, attractive woman with a sense of humor. Must have exceptional abilities in the two asseries...Jack and smart. In a nutshell, cerebrally sexy. As far as appearance, I don't have a "type". I don't have a grocery list of part's, some original, some after market that make up my ideal woman.... It's not so much about the assemblage of perfect features, but the perfect assemblage of features. In other words, your nose might not be very attractive on 97.638% of the human race, but it could very well be the feature that makes you beautiful... OK, this soapbox is a rental....I have to get off of it and return it. YOU: get back to what you were doing...... email me..... …... Abrupt ending!….
My Ideal Person YOU: Witty, intelligent, attractive woman with a sense of humor. Must have exceptional abilities in the two asseries...Jack and smart. In a nutshell, cerebrally sexy. As far as appearance, I don't have a "type". I don't have a grocery list of part's, some original, some after market that make up my ideal woman.... It's not so much about the assemblage of perfect features, but the perfect assemblage of features. In other words, your nose might not be very attractive on 97.638% of the human race, but it could very well be the feature that makes you beautiful... OK, this soapbox is a rental....I have to get off of it and return it. YOU: get back to what you were doing...... email me..... …... Abrupt ending!….
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Sexual Orientation:
Straight
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Looking For: Women |
Birthdate: | March 11, 1965 |
Relocate?: | Maybe/Yes |
Marital Status: | Divorced |
Height: | 5 ft 9 in / 175-177 cm |
Body Type: | Athletic |
Smoking: | Prefer not to say |
Drinking: | I'm a light/social drinker |
Drugs: | I don't use drugs |
Education: | BA/BS (4 years college) |
Race: | Prefer not to say |
Religion: | Prefer not to say |
Have Children: | Prefer not to say |
Want Children: | Happy with what I have |
Male Endowment: | Prefer not to say/Prefer not to say |
Circumcised: | Prefer not to say |
Speaks: | English |
Hair Color: | Black |
Hair Length: | Shaved |
Eye Color: | Brown |
Glasses or Contacts: | Glasses |