5 Reasons Why You Should Never Date a Psych Major 1. They’re crazy. Seriously. I’ve had many people ask me whether it’s true that going into psychology will eventually make you crazy yourself. I always tell them it’s absolutely not true. See, the truth is, it’s the other way around—you have to already be pretty twisted before you go into psychology. 2. It’s true what you’ve always suspected—they are secretly diagnosing you. They have this little checklist in their heads enumerating the signs and symptoms of the major psychological disorders—schizophrenia, mood disorders, anxiety disorders, and most especially, personality disorders. You: “Did you hear that?” Psych major: “Hear what?” You: “Nothing. I just thought I heard something.” Inside the psych major’s head: Auditory hallucinations, check. Just one more evidence of either delusion, disorganized thinking, abnormal motor behavior, or negative symptoms and I am referring this person for probable schizophrenia. 3. At one point or another, you (or worse, your relationship) will be subjected to a social experiment without your knowledge or consent (after all, most social experiments are rendered invalid if the subject knows they’re being experimented on). They will tell you things for the sake of observing your reactions to them. They will stage an entire event to see whether your reaction confirms the results of a study they just read in The Journal of Social Psychology. They will do things to you just to see if that theory they just learned about truly applies in real life. 4. They know too much and don’t always use it constructively. Scenario 1: Their knowledge of ego defense mechanisms and body language can trump what would’ve been a romantic moment. You: “Honey, flowers for you!” Psych major: “Why what’s the occasion?” You: “Nothing.” Psych major: “Did you do something wrong to me and are now using undoing as a defense mechanism to try to lessen your guilt for your bad actions? What did you do this time, eh? Did you cheat on me?!?” You: “No! I just thought—” Psych major: “Enough! Lies lies! I know you’re lying, you looked me a little too intensely straight in the eyes there! Ha, typical liar behavior to try to convince me you’re telling the truth by overcompensating on eye contact because you know that I know liars usually avoid eye contact!” … Scenario 2: See this piece of research to understand the following scenario. You: “Hey, let’s watch that new horror movie together!” Psych major: “Are you intentionally trying to subject me to a heightened level of emotional arousal through that horror movie so that I could mistakenly attribute that arousal as something I feel for you and thereby have me think that I am actually attracted to you?” 5. You may never know whether you truly like or love them out of your own will, or they had just tricked you into falling in love with them through their psychology “witchery.” C’mon, they know things like partial reinforcement schedules and other creepy behaviorist-manipulation stuff, not to mention all the brain science stuff they read while having their morning coffee. Tsk tsk tsk. Beware the witchery of these people. You have been warned. P.S. A moment of silence, please, for all the dates I am never going to have for posting this. haha

Mijn Ideale Persoon: I am attracted to 25-45-year-old tall white men with a nerdy side! Absolutely love Military men, have to take care of our men in arms! If you want to chat with me, you will need to gift or tip me, I’m not going to pay to chat with anymore lol

Top Ten Things a Woman would do if she had a Penis for a Day:
10. Get ahead faster in corporate America
9. Get a blow job
8. Find out what is so fascinating about beating the meat
7. Pee standing up while talking to other men at the urinal
6. Determine WHY you can't hit the bowl consistently
5. Find out what it's like to be on the other end of a surging orgasm
4. Touch/shift yourself in public without thought as to how improper it might be
to others
3. Jump up and down naked with an erection to see if it feels as funny as it looks
2. Understand the reason for the light refraction that occurs between a man's
eyes and a ruler situated next to his member
1. Repeat number 9

Deel één van uw favoriete seksuele fantasieën. Houdt u niet in!:
I have literally have done everything that I have wanted
to do sexually. I know what I like and want.

Welke seksuele activiteiten winden u op?:
Orale seks geven, Orale seks ontvangen, Speeltjes (Vibrators/Dildo's/enz.), Fetisjen, Lichte bondage, Rollenspelen, Slaaf/Meester, "Thuisfilmpjes" maken, Handboeien/schakels, Blinddoeken

Welke factoren zijn het belangrijkst wanneer u op zoek bent naar een seksuele partner?:
Seksuele ervaring, Fysieke aantrekkingskracht, Dezelfde/soortgelijke fetisjen, Ervaring in een bepaalde rol (top/bottom; meester/slaaf), Discreet kunnen zijn, Bereidheid om openlijk alles te bespreken en te proberen, Bereidheid een ongebonden seksuele relatie aan te gaan, Creativiteits-/Kinkniveau

Heeft u ooit gefantaseerd over seks met een beroemdheid? Wie? Wat vindt u opwindend aan hen?:
Hands down it would be Jason Momoa! Love a man with tatted
arms around me.

Heeft u ooit cyberseks gehad?:
Ik heb het geprobeerd, maar het is gewoon niet hetzelfde.

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