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HappyladyEB 54 / F
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Waterloo, Canada
 
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HappyladyEB 54/F
Waterloo, Ontario , Canada
Introduction
I'm a happily married plus sized woman looking for a fwb situation. Seeking a take charge guy looking for good times. My husband is a romantic man and I love him, but some of our interests are very different. He would not be involved, but would know about you and approves of this, so guilt free for you and I. My husband and I are poly. I'm looking for men to help share this very horny lady, lol. I'm learning to embrace my sexuality and am looking to have fun. Here's the deal. I've lost so much weight that in compari with the old me, I'm quite small!! I've lost close to two hundred pounds. There will come a day when plastic surgery will help me get the best look for me, but in the meantime, I'm horney, happy, up for just about every thing, and a cool, laid back chick to boot. I'm just as happy to get high and watch trailer park boys or play games as I am to occupy my time beside you while you watch the game. This is while we are taking a breather between rounds of course, lol!! Must be 420 and tattoo friendly or enthusiast. I got lucky, and found a husband who knows and accepts that I love fucking, and like to fuck a lot. And I like fucking other men. He does not get involved. There is a saying that art takes what it takes. I agree. I like to make people feel good, make them happy. What would make you happy? Will it take one passionate evening to put the smile on your face, bring a flush to your cheek and a jolt to the very centre of your cock, or a series of intricate encounters, each one more satisfying than the last? I am happy with my body despite the flaws, bumps and lumps. I've lost a huge amount of weight through gastric bypass, and you can tell. I will always be fat and fuckable though, so if bodies truly don't matter or if the thought of a happy, horny, tattoo'd, fat, plain, pot smoking earth mother gets you going, drop me a line, I'd love to hear from you! I expect discretion but give it too. Almost forgot. The love of fucking and art of giving do not make me stupid. I am responsible and safe at all times. This is number one. If you are not like minded, I will find you out. That is not how grown men act, you will not find what you want here. And before I forget to tell you what you get from me? I'm super sensitive, multi orgasmic, love sucking cock so much it's almost worship, and the reward of orgasms can make me a very good, motivated eager to please lady. I always bring my A game, how about you?

Information
  • 54 / female
  • Waterloo, Canada
Sexual Orientation:
Bi-curious / Prefer not to say
Looking For:  Men, Women or Couples (man/woman)
Birthdate: September 19, 1969
Relocate?: No
Marital Status: Married
Body Type: A little extra padding
Smoking: I'm a non-smoker
Drinking: I don't drink at all
Race: Caucasian
Have Children: No
Want Children: No
Bra Size: 40 / 90 D
Speaks: English
Hair Color: Brown
Glasses or Contacts: Glasses