Groooooooooooovy 53 / F
"You May be Right...I May Be Crazy..."
Austin/Leander, Texas, United States
 
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Member Since: June 1, 2006

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Groooooooooooovy 53/F
Austin/Leander, Texas
Ummm...you know I'm a fat chick, right? Seriously.
Introduction
Version 2011.1

If' you are looking for some wild crazy chick to do you until you can't even think anymore...click off of this profile now.

I mean it...NOW.

Seriously, my mind is not going to change...go away!

Still here? Well don't blame me if I reply in a rude manner to your offer to rock my world. Just sayin'...

Yeah, yeah...I understand that the hype that got you to this site guaranteed that there were hundreds of horny chicks in your location looking to hook up tonight. Not my fault you fell for it, because I never agreed to anything of the sort when creating my profile here.

I like to talk to people, get to know them and learn new things from every person I come across in this life. I have met some of the most diverse and interesting personalities on this website and plan to keep on riding this wild ride for some time.

I am a denizen of the VA/MD chat room where I can be found most evenings before I drift of into slumber. I often will waste a bunch of my time there on weekends as well. Yeah, I have no real life to speak of, but that's my problem.

Sometimes I have something interesting to say, sometimes I am boring as hell...you take your chances here. I love to laugh and have a wicked, smartass sense of humor. I do not appreciate cruel humor at the expense of others.

I used to be a trusting person, that was drummed out of me awhile back. I am, however, extremely honest...sometimes painfully so. I do reserve the right to my own privacy though, and will ignore overly personal queries.

I can be quite rude when offended or annoyed. Treat me with consideration and respect and get the same in return.

My Ideal Person I am often asked what I am looking for and I can honestly say that I'm not actively looking for anything. I'm just standing in the middle of the road to see what rolls past.

I do know what I am NOT looking for. If you are married, attached, or unable to define your marital status, I am completely uninterested. I may talk to you if you are separated, but your expectations are your own...

I am NOT a cougar. If you are young enough to be my offspring...I'm grossed out. Really. And don't give me the "age is just a number" horse crap. Not Interested. If you want to accuse me of age discrimination...so be it.

What location do you fantasize about for a sexual encounter?:
The beach, A remote wilderness spot, Under a waterfall, A swimming pool or hot tub, A hotel room

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Receiving Oral Sex, Toys (Vibrators/Dildos/etc.), Light Bondage, Mutual Masturbation, Handcuffs/Shackles, Massage

Ever fantasized about having sex with a celebrity? Who? What turns you on about them?:
Not much into famous people. I prefer to fixate on normal
people....KIDDING.

Have you ever had cybersex?:
No way. I only want skin on skin.

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Information
  • 53 / female
  • Austin/Leander, Texas, United States
Sexual Orientation:
Straight
Looking For:  Men
Birthdate: April 20, 1965
Hometown: Warren County, New Jersey, United States
Relocate?: No
Marital Status: Single
Height: 5 ft 8 in / 172-175 cm
Body Type: A little extra padding
Smoking: I'm a non-smoker
Drinking: I'm a light/social drinker
Drugs: I don't use drugs
Education: BA/BS (4 years college)
Occupation: Smartass
Race: Caucasian
Religion: Other
Have Children: No
Want Children: Prefer not to say
Bra Size:
Speaks: English
Hair Color: Red/Auburn
Hair Length: Short
Eye Color: Blue
Glasses or Contacts: None
My Trophy Case: