Funnone_69 56 / M
"Looking to connect"
longmont, Colorado, United States
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Member Since: July 9, 2012

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Funnone_69 56/M
longmont, Colorado
Sucessful, generous, Liberal, awesome, universal traveler stuck on earth after an unfortunate engine failure, seeks like-minded creatures for cultural exchange and possible mating ritual experimentation. I come from a small planet that is about the size of New Jersey, but smells better. It is populated by a race of beings technologically superior to humans, yet unskilled at foreplay and/or writing romance novels. This combination made it impossible for the evil forces of planet "Greeting Card" to conquer our home during the soap opera wars of the past millennium.

I am antigravitational, yet grounded, and curious

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Toys (Vibrators/Dildos/etc.), Fetishes, Light Bondage, Role Playing, Threesomes, Mutual Masturbation, Participating in Erotic Photography, Voyeurism, Handcuffs/Shackles

What factors are most important to you when looking for a sexual partner?:
Physical attraction, Same/similar fetishes, Ability to be discreet, Open to ménage à trois and/or orgies

Have you ever had cybersex?:
I've tried it, but it's just not the same.

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  • 56 / male
  • longmont, Colorado, United States
Sexual Orientation:
Looking For:  Men, Women, Couples (man/woman), Groups, Couples (2 women), Couples (2 men) or TS/TV/TG
Birthdate: December 1, 1961
Hometown: boulder, Colorado, United States
Marital Status: Divorced
Height: 5 ft 11 in / 180-182 cm
Body Type: Athletic
Smoking: I'm a non-smoker
Drinking: I'm a light/social drinker
Drugs: I don't use drugs
Education: BA/BS (4 years college)
Race: Caucasian
Male Endowment: Average/Average
Circumcised: Yes
Speaks: English
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