Wow, the old put you life in a box thing. OK, This really belongs at the end, but I know many don't read that far down and it has proven to be an important point: (BTW, I stole this from another profile, Read it and just Knew I HAD to add it to my own) I look forward to putting a smile on your face. If I can make you laugh, mission accomplished. I am known for my sarcastic sense of humor and I have noticed that at times, humor, wit and sarcasim can get lost in digital translation, via email, text or IM. If I say something you deem offensive, tell me. I may or may not have tried to offend you intentionally...LOL, see?! (Really, You Cant Imagine How Many Times I have had someone Upset, Often over something meant as a COMPLEMENT, but taken the wrong way.) OH, BTW, I Don't Talk to people I don't like, so if you think I said something wrong ? Odds are You got the meaning mixed up. If I was Peeved ? I wouldn't Even have Bothered to say, write or Text anything. I don't feel that need to "Get it Out" or "Take it Out" on anyone. I just move forward and leave them in the rear view mirror. (Maybe THAT will Help?) --OK, One More- I Don't CAPITALIZE to "Yell" or "Show Anger", etc. -- I don't know Who thought that one up -- I use it to EMPHASIZE words that are Important. In Speech you Might expect my Voice to Raise up just a bit and I might put some emphasis on it THIS is the way I do the same in a written form. If that makes me "Weird" ? so be it ...... OK everyone has their own read on this, SO, for ME, if you were Born a Male or Born with Male Genitalia ??? TO ME, that makes you a Man and I'm NOT Interested. (I can't believe I have to put this in here) TWO X CHROMOSOMES PLEASE. ONLY. (If Ya got a "Y" then say Buh By) Had the corporate career, company went bankrupt so I'm starting over in medicine. It was always my first love anyway. As I said, I Love women but I'm insanely busy with school. Need to find an outlet for my obsession (pussy eating) and the rest of the experience, but let me be clear. Most things are negotiable, but the pussy eating is not. If you don't like it, leave now. Frankly if you don't LOVE it we probably are not a great match. If I'm spending my time with someone, much of my time will be spent with you running your fingers thru my hair as I attempt to make you beg me to stop, not that I will, but beg anyway. :-D I do enjoy receiving the same in return. This is a serious offer, I don't have time for BS. I tend to be direct at best, blunt at worst, but I'm always honest. Just don't have the time nor patience for lies. Fantasy is different and Can be Great and I can have fun with role playing, but deception is insulting/offensive (for both of us) How many have I lost so far, any sexy ladies left reading? Oh, Bi Guys and-or Gay guys? No it's not flattering. Not Interested or interested in hearing Why I should be interested... I'm Not. Period. Your time is better spent with people who State they DESIRE your kind of Attention. Couples? I have had fun with couples in the past and enjoy tag teaming the lady with hubby. But you don't touch my junk and I don't touch yours (See above) Now how many left ? I prefer a semi regular playmate. My schedule does not allow for lots of wine n dine time which is why I'm here and not EHarmony, etc. I'm actually very friendly and care about those who are special to me. As such the FWB Thing works great for me as it is something more than wham bam. However; If you are only interested in a single encounter please let me know in advance as I approach those differently. (with my schedule, I can't be all that picky) yes I might (if I'm Lucky) have more than one friend on here. My life is chaotic and I can't exactly expect you to instantly drop everything when/if I call. You have a life too so I need more than one option. Nothing peral. Any left at all now ?? I'm really not as gruff as this may have made me sound, but I needed to get these out in the open. If we understand where the other per is CUMing from it makes it SO MUCH easier to get along and make sense of things.

My Ideal Person Looking for a lady that is interested in what I wrote above I suppose. Basically it all comes down to personality and chemistry. Were not dating, but we do need to like each other and it would be really cool if we liked each other and turned each other on.

I've been asked before about personality. It's very important.

I've said that a great personality and sensual nature can make an average woman SEXY AS HELL. Likewise a playboy centerfold with a stuckup snooty or nasty personality becomes UGLY, at least to me.

OH, forgot to mention, condoms are required, non negotiable. Please be drug, disease and drama free. When we get together it is for fun, excitement and pleasure. If your not feeling sexy ? That's OK, It happens, let me know, we can always reschedule for another time. Frankly, if your "Not Feeling it" its not gonna be any good for you, and actually wont be very good for me either. I prefer to NOT have "Bad" encounters, better to save it for another time when you ARE in the mood and we BOTH can get our Ya Ya's

OH, and Ladies ?
While I have Learned many things over the years and they serve me well --- when having fun with a willing partner ? I don't have a crystal ball. I KNOW Exactly what feels good to me, You know for You. The Basics I got, but If you have a "Special Spot"? or Something you Really DON'T Like ? or Something You REALLY LOVE ?? Speak Up. It's Sex, not a game show (that was Humor) I really enjoy driving you Nuts, so it Makes it Better for ME and if I hit that spot you Love? Its gonna be batter for YOU as Well .... Kind of Sounds Like a Win/Win to me !!

Tell one of your favorite sexual fantasies. Don't hold back!:
Blah Blah Blah

What location do you fantasize about for a sexual encounter?:
All of the above

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Toys (Vibrators/Dildos/etc.), Rimming, Fetishes, Light Bondage, Candle Wax, Spanking, Role Playing, Threesomes, Slave/Master, Mutual Masturbation, Food Play, Making Home "Movies", Participating in Erotic Photography, Voyeurism, Handcuffs/Shackles, Breast/Nipple Torture, Clamps, etc., Blindfolds

Ever fantasized about having sex with a celebrity? Who? What turns you on about them?:
Nah, If it isnt going to happen ? why bother

Have you ever had cybersex?:
I've tried it, but it's just not the same.

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