PLEASE READ CAREFULLY....EVERY WORD PLEASE! I am far from perfect.If you want some skinny chick keep moving along that's NOT me!However, If you want someone genuine, who smells good, and tastes good we can talk. I am soft, I am nice to touch. I love kissing and cuddling.I love to laugh.Make me laugh! Make me smile.. that's one of my best features...and my eyes... oh wait til you see my eyes..What I want....oh I want a lot ...but yet not much. I want sex of course. I want to be touched, I want to feel. I want AMAZING SEX. oh I already said sex? I want friends. I want a lover. I do NOT want a one night stand I do not need a sex site for that.I am not looking for a relationship, yet I am not against one. I am not some skinny lil chick.I am short fat and ugly.If this is not for you...so be it... I will survive without you..[COLOR indigo][/COLOR][SIZE 2][/SIZE][B][/B] what I AM looking for is a TRUE FWB ( OR MORE) situation. I will not accept anything less. IF you want a one time deal move along.. look elsewhere. Just wanna get your dick wet? Look elsewhere. NO COUPLES....NO EXCEPTIONS..... Please pay attention...This is worth mentioning... I am a short fat but CUTE lil old troll....I make grown men run screaming and crying for their mommies.those that don't run need serious psychiatric help.( ha ha ha ha )....ok no seriously I'm cute...i'm not Hot... i'm not thin... i'm not tall....and if you expect that you're in the wrong place..If you read this and don't heed it and then we meet and you are disappointed it isn't my fault...especially if you're the guy who reads it 20-30 times before contacting me. Proceed at your own risk!!! I dislike rudeness. Please use the manners you were hopefully raised with....be clean...smell good...I will. I am very driven by my senses.So being clean and good smelling and not too loud are HUGE pluses in my book. I am SHY. I am SHY . I am SHY. Learn about me to draw me out.It can't be that hard. Don't expect sex on our first meeting .It could happen...it might not. Who knows...Just don't expect it and maybe you'll be surprised.( pleasantly) Want to know one of the best aspects of sex and foreplay? ANTICIPATION....that breathless feeling you get...the butterflies.... That one of a kind moment you can't ever get back....Did I mention i love FOREPLAY? Oh well I do. I also love hours and hours of sex. And sexy shoes... \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\**** Disclaimer...Me viewing your profile in no way implies interest on my behalf...Just acute nosiness...*** ~~~~~If you do email me Be respectful. Do not ask me to have sex with you ...don't send me pics of your cock...that all will either happen in good time or it will not.. plain and simple... IF I do not respond I do not need 3 more emails telling me how I did not respond. I know already. If I do not respond I am likely not interested in you , and I am sorry but I will not always respond to let you know that .Sorry but that is how it is.~~~~~ We will need to email back and forth a few times .To determine IF we want to even meet at all. I will meet in public ( coffee cocktails etc) for the first meeting. After that we can decide what we want to do... I a not all about sex.. But I do like it .. A LOT If you do email me Be respectful. Do not ask me to fuck you ...don't send me pics of your cock...that all will either happen in good time or it will not.. plain and simple... IF I do not respond I do not need 3 more emails telling me how I did not respond. I know already. If I do not respond I am likely not interested in you , and I am sorry but I will not always respond to let you know that .Sorry but that is how it is.

Ma personne idéale : He smells good. Looks good. Is funny and sarcastic.Will make me almost die laughing.. He wont be over 48.
When he is out with me he dresses as if he cares,he makes an effort to look decent. Hair clean , hands clean..do I REALLY have to explain this? I prefer little to no facial hair... more than a preference really it makes me itchy and get red bumps..and then it just gets bad..no good for sex
Will have photos/cam available ...really it is almost 2017 there is no excuse for no pictures.

Thinks I am special Because I am... Im nowhere near perfect( that is open for debate depending on your idea of perfection)