DirtyWetAngel 46 / 46 / C
""Welcome to Angels Bar nGrill! Licker in Front,Poker in the Rear! ""
Lincoln, Nebraska, United States
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DirtyWetAngel 46/C
Lincoln, Nebraska
"Hallo-Swing 2017 !" ...Whos Going ??!
FYI ...We aren't determined to Pad our Friend Totals. We Decline ALL Friend Requests,...until youv'e shown you are a Friend ! Simple as that .

"Single Men,.....if you are Not OVER 8 inches, ( Not close enough,..not 7 - is that good enough,...Not Im not over 8 but im told im Thick...etc...) .....And can't convey a message longer than three words,...Please,....Dont Waste Either of Our time !! ...Thank you". ....Angel.
"OK....Who wants to Pretend, Look at pics, Talk a big game, Then do Nothing ? ...Raise Your Hand ! . ....Lets see...... ...... .... 3.....Ok.... All of You - Dont Contact Us ! ...The Rest of You... What are you Waiting For ??!! " ...lol.... - PLEASE...Please..please...Read The Page...it will save us both alot of time...Please...

(I M - says we're On - we're Not..we Don't IM...Except about a Meet...just FYI )

" If We are Anything...We are Direct,Upfront,and Honest...and of Course Alot of Fun !! "

Same Profile,..Different Approach !!! " SINGLE MEN.......IF....WE,...Desire You,...WE...will Get In Touch...Period !!!.. So,...Simple and to the Point,...This - is Now what we are Looking For -

Couples !! ...Bodies Similar to Ours. MEN - You MUST Be at Min - 8 inches!! Preferably Smokers. WE...are Open to you Bringing more Men !!!...IF Possible...lol....( To Cont'...) Not requiring Relationship Building - First. NSA. Good Communicators. ( Its All we have,..and How we determine if youre Real ). Must be ok with sharing Face pics,..we will also. We enjoy pics and vid at a meet,...be very happy to discuss details with you. Keep reading if you are interested,........" Are YOU on here to get FREAKY NAUGHTY ??!" .......Then Respond !!! This isn't Brain Surgery !!...lol....It's Sex !!!....lol..... IF - You know what YOU want,..and it sounds like what WE want...Reply!....Simple as that.and we will go from there .

" If All you can Effort - is a Reply of One Sentence , ..or to simply say - " I wanna Fuck You,..or You're Hot ",...Please - do Not Bother...while Flattering,..it is Un Productive ,...without following it with an Actual Attempt at Respectful Communication.( I LOVE Talking Dirty Too !..LOL...It Gets - me Wet !...but turn me on with Sincerity and Communication...and Effort...First ) ..then Hang On !!..LOL

Married,18 yrs, Not compensating, missing anything, or Bored. Insatiably Hungry for each other...Still !! Because we keep it interesting and Exciting ! Neither are looking for someone New. We Really enjoy sex ! And Wish to experience More, on a Fantasy / Play level. Experiencing that intimate act with others, as Naughty as possible, LOL, was the next logical step. We can be shy, and awkward , like you, hate our bodies, Wish Tits were Bigger, cock Longer,Wonder whether others - even find me/ us attractive,( Sound familiar ? ), LOL, Meet with us for 15 minutes, and you will feel very comfortable, Safe, Relaxed, and Certain , We - are people that are just like you, and that You genuinely Want - to Play with !!

Both Very easy on the eyes ! LOL, IMHO. Slender average to athletic - ish builds, LOL. Very personable.

We have been doing this for a few years, and after dealing with all the same members you've been, we've had alot of time to be certain of a few things.

Been there - done that as far as Fakes. No tolerance for games. We can spot it , so don't waste your time.

We only converse w/ Real members who don't need every aspect of what we are doing on here explained to them, while holding their hand and constantly reassuring them and consoling insecurities. WE - are Secure , Mature , Safe Clean , NSA , and Ready To Play !

No Current Pics ?...Don't Want to Share Any To Establish Attraction..? ( Kind of Important ...LOL )...But Still Want To Play ?...LOLOLOL... Not gonna happen ....lol....Quickest way to show intent to play is legit, sincere, and want to be taken seriously from the start - Send Current Face And Package ( Women - Body ) pics. Whether it is the 1st - or 5th reply, We - do not agree to play with Anyone without them . I'm sure you feel the same way, that's why we offer to return the favor. We never ask anyone to do something we aren't prepared to do also.
FYI : " Have a High Profile position.....and Cant share a face pic ?" - Keep Looking . If youre That concerned with being found out - you shouldnt be here in the first place . ...lol...Ask ANY member on here......they will ALL say they have a high profile position . So do WE . Face pics dont tie you to anything ....." Its a picture of your face ! " ....lol..... Share it in dropbox.... thru email... etc....Figure it out......lol.... In any case.....no face pic ? .....keep looking.( That covers pics, LOL )

NSA !!! That is the way we play. No Reason to Discuss Past 1st meet..Before Meet - has even Happened...lol. if you require this - you Want a Relationship, We want Sex,..Safe , Clean , Naughty , Fantasy Sex. Not Ruling Out FWB,...Lets Just Get Naked and Naughty - First...LOL...( You wouldn't talk Marriage on a First Date ! ?..LOL...Kinda takes the Excitement out of the Evening...Right ? )

We are Not on here for Cam to Cam, To I M all day and just TALK about it , Etc...If your objective is to simply get off by Talking and Not Meeting , Watching video , just viewing Pics , - etc...We are Not what you are looking for. We are on here to Invite , and Accept Invites from people for Physical , Live - Meets. An older child - requires planning on our part for a meet. But - We make it Well worth your time !

We are Normal, small town, respected, and respect - ful , watch movies, go fishing, help w/ school functions, work on cars, enjoy the holidays, etc...Just like you. , LOL. But thats our public life. We aren't freaks, degenerates, Easy, Sluts, No drugs, not into extreme pain, Gross stuff, meeting in dark alleys, LOL, but we do like just about everything Sexual, from anal, DP, rimming, fisting, toys, Strap ons, ( For the ladies, LOL ), Facials, Group play, FF !!!, 69, etc... I can Dress Slutty, biker, classy, shy, dominant, etc... I / WE - are in NO Way Professionals in Any Aspect of this !!..We just REALLY like to make Sex FUN !!!...... I / WE, just Enjoy Sex, Being naughty, and i know what excites people, as i would want the same .It's an Eve. of Imagination and Fantasy - Ours - AND Yours ! It's As Much Your Night - And We Respect Your Input and Wants and Consider Them Equally As Important As Our Own. ( If you aren't willing to do something extra for your playmate / s ,.and just show up to get serviced,We are Not the Couple for You.)

Patrick is as much a part of the eve. as I am .He is STRAIGHT.....LOL... I - Am Not !..LOL...Thin build, Few tattoos, Pierced nipples, and ears, shaved head and manicured goatee, Approx 8 inches, Slightly less in diameter.

We are safe, and condoms are used where / When necessary.

We NEVER , play at Your / Our Personal residence. ( NSA ? - LOL ), Same day meet requests , say you - are cheating, Keep looking , We can not play during the week, Day,..and Never Play Alone !! Personal and Pro. lives Dictate our availability,..and after Years of attempting other ways to meet - we have concluded and are Firm on the Fact that - WE - can ONLY Play on Sat. Eve.'s...Personal lives require planning ahead for a meet, but we make it worth it, We use lincoln, but have to actually travel a bit to get there, so meeting - prior to meeting, (ie) : Multiple meets , Prior to Playing, isn't something we can do, .... If - we agree to meet, We - are coming Prepared to Play !! LOL ( After All - Isn't that how you Approach Going to The Bar on Sat. Night...Or are you looking to just Talk !...LOL )

"We Smoke...if that bothers you, keep looking. We do Not travel ,....both our professions have us on call frequently. If youre over 75 miles away,...unless you can come here....or meet within that range,....keep looking. "

There's SO much we could say, but we don't want to give it all away - right away. so - let me be even More direct. LOLOL...

If you are on here to have NSA, Adult fun, Naughty sex, and be with like minded , Normal people who don't waste time , or play games, want to have Sex, FUN !, Clean and Safe. And are tired of all the losers and fakes on here, - Send us a message, if we hear you being legit with us - we will get back to you !

That's all for now, .....DWA . . . . WARNING: Any Institution , Organizations , OR Web Sites using this site or any of its associated sites for studies or projects - " INCLUDING ANY INDIVIDUAL on This or Any Other Site - FOR ANY REASON CONCEIVABLE !! - You do NOT have my permission to use any of my profile or pictures or videos in any form or forum both current and future. If you have or do, it will be considered a serious violation of my privacy and will be subject to legal ramifications. “WHICH WILL BE PURSUED TO THE FULLEST EXTENT OF THE LAW!! It is recommended that other members post a similar notice to this.Sydney University and all other institutions using this or any site or its associated sites for projects - You do not havepermission from me to use any of my profile or pictures in any form or forum both current and future. If you have or do, it will be considered a violation of my privacy and will be subject to legal actionNotice to institutions using this site or any affiliate of this site for studies, projects or any other purpose -- You DO NOT have my permission to use any information from my profile, to include text, images or videos, in any form or forum both current and future. If you have or do, it will be considered a serious violation of my privacy and will be subject to legal ramifications. This includes use by or for a news organization or firm, documentary film, television, print, Internet, or any communication media currently developed or that may in the future be developed. The use of this profile information, images, network lists, etc and all related information or media is at the sole discretion of the account owner and may not be used, recorded, copied or disseminated in any form without express written permission of the account owner

My Ideal Person " Personable, Fun, Attractive, Not the life of the party, but not a wallflower, open minded, freely and willingly wanting to play on an Adult level, Adventurous, someone who understands and appreciates what NSA means, a person who fully expects to give - as much as they intend on receiving, clean !, safe, drug free,Alcohol is Fine,..but if You NEED it for Courage,..can potentially Ruin the Eve. Aggressive is Good,...But Not wanting someone to Take over,..Who Assumes it's All about them,..and Doesn't Respect Boundaries...or just Expects to be Serviced. Someone who Communicates Well !... Find out more when you approach us as a real person.

What are your favorite musicians or bands?:

Tell one of your favorite sexual fantasies. Don't hold back!:
W/O too much boring detail, to be overwhelmed by sexual
partners of both sex at a bar, house, etc...and undressed
and passionately dominated on a pool table, middle of room,
etc...in front of Many onlookers !

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Toys (Vibrators/Dildos/etc.), Rimming, Fetishes, Light Bondage, Spanking, Role Playing, Threesomes, Slave/Master, Mutual Masturbation, Making Home "Movies", Participating in Erotic Photography, Voyeurism, Handcuffs/Shackles, Breast/Nipple Torture, Clamps, etc., Blindfolds, Leather, Fisting, Massage

What factors are most important to you when looking for a sexual partner?:
Sexual experience, Physical attraction, Experience in a certain role (top/bottom; master/slave), Ability to be discreet, Open to ménage à trois and/or orgies, Sexual appetite, Willingness to freely discuss and try anything, Agreeable to a commitment free sexual relationship

Ever fantasized about having sex with a celebrity? Who? What turns you on about them?:
Kurt Russel, ..the whole tough pretty boy thing since
" Escape from New york " !! LOL.

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  • 46/46 / Couple (man/woman)
  • Lincoln, Nebraska, United States
Sexual Orientation:
Straight / Bi-sexual
Looking For:  Men, Women, Couples (man/woman), Groups or Couples (2 women)
Marital Status: Married
Swinger Type: Sex with others
Speaks: English, N/A
Have Children: Yes. We live together.
Want Children: No
Our Trophy Case:
Birthdate: March 20, 1971 July 23, 1971
Relocate?: No No
Height: 6 ft 0 in / 182-185 cm 5 ft 9 in
Body Type: Average Average
Smoking: I'm a light/social smoker I'm a light/social smoker
Drinking: I'm a light/social drinker I'm a light/social drinker
Drugs: I don't use drugs I don't use drugs
Education: High school graduate High school graduate
Occupation: Not Applicable Medical
Race: Caucasian Caucasian
Religion: Not applicable Catholic
Male Endowment: Long/Thick N/A
Circumcised: Yes N/A
Bra Size: N/A 34 / 75 C
Hair Color: Hair? What Hair? Blonde
Hair Length: Shaved Medium
Eye Color: Blue Hazel
Glasses or Contacts: None Contacts