UPDATE: I'm divorced now! I'm a professional on the outside, a sex kitten underneath and I know the difference between the two. Please be LOCAL and SERIOUS. Please be under 45. Please have a sense of humor and be able to put a sentence together. If your email doesn't have an action verb, it will not receive a response. "Wut u doin?" does not constitute a sentence. Please be classy. Intelligence and wit are the most attractive qualities but physical attraction is essential. Be a gentleman (please no more c*ck pics, I prefer faces to start). As for my taste in men, I tend to prefer, tall, dark-haired Caucasian men. Make me laugh. Did I mention tall? And younger? I have short, overweight and humorless at home. This is where I get to pick what I want.

My Ideal Person OMG! REALLY...take lessons from Don Draper.

I mean seriously, what part of younger do you not understand?? If you have a picture of your junk, please be sure to send a face pic. Ugh, and if you're old enough to be my dad, I'm not gonna meet you. Hey, sorry, but at least I'm honest.

I really don't think it's unreasonable to ask that you not waste my time, or yours, by sending me some long-winded theory on how you'll rock my world if you don't meet my "interests", do you? If the physical attraction's not there, it's just not there.

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Cheers!

Tell one of your favorite sexual fantasies. Don't hold back!:
Being the center of attention with two men. Mmmm!

What location do you fantasize about for a sexual encounter?:
A bed, The middle of a park, An airplane, A dark back alley, A movie theatre, The stands at a sporting event, A remote wilderness spot, My desk at work, A swimming pool or hot tub, A store dressing room, An elevator, A hotel room, Anywhere, Under a waterfall? WTF?

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Toys (Vibrators/Dildos/etc.), Threesomes, Mutual Masturbation, Voyeurism, Massage, have a suggesion?, let's give it a shot!

Ever fantasized about having sex with a celebrity? Who? What turns you on about them?:
Don Draper. Yum! Clean cut on the outside but knows how to
seduce women behind closed doors.

Have you ever had cybersex?:
I've tried it, but it's just not the same.

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