Update:. Sorry fellas but I only feel it's fair to tell you that I have a regular FWB (4-5 times a week 😋) and don't have any desire to add to the roster at this time. I'm leaving my profile active because, well to be frank, I'm a horny demanding bitch! 😂😂😂😂 Just a quick warning fellas, there will be a test at the end. WHAT I'M LOOKING FOR I am looking for a FRIEND with benefits, emphasis on FRIEND. I am looking for a casual dating type of friendship that includes lunch/dinner out or I cook, movies, pool hall, bowling etc. I do not currently desire a serious romantic relationship. I have had two long term relationships (20+ years and 5 years). I am not looking for anything long distance so if you don't live near Big Spring, Texas there is a high probability that I will not reply to your message (Lubbock, Abilene, Midland, San Angelo). ABOUT ME Im 46, 5'7", 175lbs, brown hair and blue eyes. I know this is cliche but I enjoy the simple things in life. I can and have spent the entire day at the lake, swimming, fishing, sleeping on the shore, floating etc. I like to hike and hint, hint, daytime, outdoor sex freaking rocks. I currently work the graveyard shift, 10pm-7am, and keep that same schedule on my days off. This makes meeting without a plan near impossible but trust me I'm worth the hassle. I am very outspoken about my desires and irritations. To that end, the following is just a bit of advice. HOW TO NOT PISS ME OFF 😂 1: Please do not message me until you've read this section in its entirety. 2: Please do not send me a picture of yourself that does not depict your current state of fitness or lack of fitness. I am not going to be a happy woman if I decide to meet you and you weigh considerably more now than you do in your profile picture or any picture that you send me. All of my pictures are current and honest. I don't use Photoshop filters, camera angles etc. 3: Quality often outweighs quantity. I've been with men with big dicks that didn't know what to do with it and I've been with men with average dicks that rocked my world. To that end, if we chat, please don't send me dick pics. A full body shot is appreciated but nudity isn't necessary. 4:. Sadly gentlemen that means you will not be getting any pussy pics from me. The photos on my profile are current, taken January of 2019. 5: I will not meet with you just to fuck. I will not invite you to my home until we've met in public and actually had a conversation. It doesn't matter how nicely or persistently you ask. 6: And now for that test I told you about. If you are brave enough to still message me knowing that I am an opinionated, independent, ball buster of a woman that won't think twice about calling you on your shit start your message with my favorite color, purple.

Alguma vez já fez sexo virtual?:
Já fiz, mas não é o mesmo que o real.

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