Listen! Im not Superman, John F(fucking) Kennedy, Orlando Bloom, Brad Pitt, or Ward Cleaver! On the hand, I'm also not Gilligan or Napolian Dynamite either OK? I'm your typical free spirit, single and unfettered and roaming the Earth at will. I'm the type who's eager to cut to the chase. Pretense is for people with time to waste. But also at the same time- I'm probabley not gonna march right up to a woman and say something like "Hey there! I'm a horny dude. Spare me the philosophy and fuck me silly, already!" I actually use my big head sometimes even for 'thinking'! what a shock comming from a guy right? Yeah- I've always been good at creating an adventure. Commitment-wise, it doesn't have to be serious, so long as we enjoy it. I'm just wondering why I'm doing all the work on dates lately. I want to be wooed a little! When I'm at home alone, I like to zone out and decompress from the day's stress. When I'm out driving I like to see the sights along the backroads. On Sunday afternoons I like to take things easy, getting ready for the work week ahead. I'm not changing my life, I'm just turning up the volume on my leisure time. I look forward to putting a smile on your face. If you contact me I promise to send you home with a smile on your face.

My Ideal Person I'm looking for that woman who isn't trying to change me into something else, but who will inspire me to be better than I was before she came along. If that woman doesn't have any sexual baggage "hangups" thats a plus too, because I'm finished with trying to be a godambed pchyco theripist who is 'expected to fix all of that 'shitbag crap' before he can ever expect to get laid! On a cheerier note I'm not an impossible anul-retentive perfection nut / asshole either! I understand that people are imperfect and most women are people, so I am ok with the fact that your probabley not perfect in every singal fucking way ok? I just don't feel that I'm asking for the moon to have that same favor returned to me 90% of the the time, that other 10% is the shit in all of our lives that needs to be re-examined and more than likley shit-canned anyway right? Atany rate the BOTTOM LINE HERE IS: don't be a bitch & I won't be an asshole- fair enough?