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Cash Cow

4/20/2017

A motorist driving by a Texas ranch hit a calf that was crossing
the road. The driver went to the owner of the calf and explained
what had happened. He then asked what the animal was worth.
"Oh, about $200 today, " said the Cowboy. "But
in six years it would have been worth $900. So $900 is what
I'm out." The motorist sat down and wrote out
a check and handed it to the Cowboy. "Here, "
he said, "is the check for $900. It's postdated
six years from now."

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5/3/2017

Good one very funny loved it