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Ice Cream 24-09-2017
A little old man shuffled slowly into an ice cream parkour.
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Slowly and painfully, he pulled himself up onto a stool.
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The waitress greeted him, asking how can she can help him.
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After catching his breath, he ordered a banana split. <br><br>
The waitress asked kindly, 'Crushed nuts?' <br><br>
'No, ...
3 Reacties, 63 Bezichtigingen,
12 Stemmen
,4.39 Score
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Hot Mamma 24-09-2017
Morris, an 82 year-old man, went to the doctor to get a physical.
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A few days later, the doctor saw Morris walking down the
street with a gorgeous young woman on his arm. <br><br>
A couple of days later, the doctor spoke to Morris and said,
'You're really doing great, aren't you?'
<br><br>
Morris replied, 'Just doing what you said, ...
1 Reacties, 80 Bezichtigingen,
9 Stemmen
,3.64 Score
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Pistol 24-09-2017
A man was having premature ejaculation problems so he went
to the doctor. The doctor said, "When you feel like
you are getting ready to ejaculate, try startling yourself."
That same day the man went to the store and bought himself
a starter pistol and ran home to his wife. That night the
two were having sex and found themselves in the 69 position.
The man felt the urge to ejaculate and ...
2 Reacties, 57 Bezichtigingen,
8 Stemmen
,4.87 Score
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Sex pills 24-09-2017
A lady goes to the doctor and complains that her husband
is losing interest in sex. The doctor gives her a pill, but
warns her that it's still experimental. He tells her
to slip it into his mashed potatoes at dinner, so that night,
she does just that. About a week later, she’s back at the
doctor, where she says, "Doc, the pill worked great!
I put it in the potatoes like you said! It ...
2 Reacties, 47 Bezichtigingen,
7 Stemmen
,4.06 Score
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Blowjob 24-09-2017
Sarah goes to school, and the teacher says, "Today
we are going to learn multi-syllable words, class. Does
anybody have an example of a multi-syllable word?"
Sarah waves her hand, "Me, Miss Rogers, me, me!"
Miss Rogers says, "All right, Sarah, what is your
multi-syllable word?" Sarah says, "Mas-tur-bate."
Miss Rogers smiles and says, "Wow, Sarah, ...
3 Reacties, 50 Bezichtigingen,
6 Stemmen
,3.65 Score
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Garage Door 23-09-2017
Garage Door <br><br>
The boss walked into the office one morning not knowing
his zipper was down and his fly area wide open. <br><br>
His assistant walked up to him and said, 'This morning
when you left your house, did you close your garage door?'
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The boss told her he knew he'd closed the garage door,
and walked into his office puzzled by ...
0 Reacties, 56 Bezichtigingen,
9 Stemmen
,4.71 Score
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Ice cream 22-09-2017
A teacher is teaching a class and she sees that Johnny isn't
paying attention, so she asks him, "If there are three
ducks sitting on a fence, and you shoot one, how many are
left?" Johnny says, "None." The teacher
asks, "Why?" Johnny says, "Because the
shot scared them all off." The teacher says, "No,
two, but I like how you're thinking." ...
1 Reacties, 41 Bezichtigingen,
4 Stemmen
,3.63 Score
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Mountain dew 22-09-2017
Girl: "Can you use 'Mountain Dew' in a sentence?"
Guy: "Yes, can I 'mount-ain dew' you?"
1 Reacties, 11 Bezichtigingen,
1 Stemmen
,2.40 Score
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The Aussie 21-09-2017
An Aussie drover walks into a bar with his pet crocodile
by his side. <br><br>
He puts the crocodile up on the bar. He turns to the astonished
patrons. 'I'll make you a deal. I'll open this crocodile's
mouth and place my manhood inside. Then the croc will close
his mouth for one minute. 'Then he'll open his
mouth and I'll remove my unit unscathed. In ...
1 Reacties, 46 Bezichtigingen,
10 Stemmen
,4.38 Score
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jokes jokes 20-09-2017
Doctor: "I'm sorry but you suffer from a terminal
illness and have only 10 to live." <br><br>
Patient: "What do you mean, 10? 10 what? Months? Weeks?!"
<br><br>
Doctor: "Nine." <br><br>
Check out this really funny jokes: http://AdultFriendFinder.com#ixzz4tDhNPsoL
0 Reacties, 18 Bezichtigingen,
0 Stemmen
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A Vampire’s Nightcap 20-09-2017
What did one thirsty vampire say to the other as they were
passing the morgue? A: Let’s stop in for a cool one!
1 Reacties, 18 Bezichtigingen,
1 Stemmen
,2.40 Score
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Customer Complaints 18-09-2017
A well dressed gentleman is walking through the airport
with 12 . As he is standing at the gate to board, the airline
representative asks "Sir, are these all your ?"
<br><br>
The man say "No. None of these are mine." <br><br>
The airline rep asks "Well then why are they with you?"
<br><br>
The man replies "I work for the ...
1 Reacties, 42 Bezichtigingen,
3 Stemmen
,4.90 Score
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ilove to laugh 18-09-2017
well im a jokester and i love to laugh and cut up in front of
everyone
0 Reacties, 3 Bezichtigingen,
1 Stemmen
,1.10 Score
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ilove to laugh 18-09-2017
well im a jokester and i love to laugh and cut up in front of
everyone
0 Reacties, 3 Bezichtigingen,
2 Stemmen
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ilove to laugh 18-09-2017
well im a jokester and i love to laugh and cut up in front of
everyone
0 Reacties, 0 Bezichtigingen,
0 Stemmen
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Little has nightmare 18-09-2017
A five year old boy wakes up from a horrible nightmare, runs
across the hall into his parents room and gets a full view
of they in the act. That is the last thing he needs to see,
so he screams and runs out of the room. Mom and Dad have a little
chuckle. The mom says "put your robe on and find junior.
At least tell him you weren't hurting me." Dad
goes looking for the boy all over ...
0 Reacties, 54 Bezichtigingen,
5 Stemmen
,5.10 Score
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joke 17-09-2017
guess who I saw today ? everyone I looked at
1 Reacties, 5 Bezichtigingen,
3 Stemmen
,1.47 Score
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none 16-09-2017
nothing4
1 Reacties, 4 Bezichtigingen,
1 Stemmen
,2.40 Score
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The Accident 14-09-2017
A man wakes up in the hospital bandaged from head to foot.
The doctor comes in and says, "Ah, I see you've
regained consciousness. Now you probably won't remember,
but you were in a huge pile-up on the freeway. You're
going to be okay, you'll walk again and everything,
however, your penis was severed in the accident and we couldn't
find it" <br><br> ...
1 Reacties, 60 Bezichtigingen,
7 Stemmen
,3.55 Score
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Lucky 5 09-09-2017
A 55-year-old man who was born on May 5, has been married
5 years, has 5 , makes $55, 555.55 a year, and who’s
lucky number is 5, receives a phone call from a friend. <br><br>
The friend informs the man that a named Lucky 5 will
be running in the fifth race at the local track that evening.
<br><br>
Excitedly, the man withdraws $5, 555.00 cash from his
bank account, goes ...
2 Reacties, 76 Bezichtigingen,
9 Stemmen
,5.56 Score
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in a play 09-09-2017
Boy: “Dad, I got a role in the school play, I play a man who’s
been married for 20 years.” <br><br>
Father: “That’s great, . Maybe someday you’ll
get a speaking part.”
0 Reacties, 24 Bezichtigingen,
7 Stemmen
,5.59 Score
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weddings!! 06-09-2017
why do brides wear white at a wedding? <br><br>
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nah, ,, ,, thats not it!!!! <br><br>
hmmmm, try again!!! <br><br>
because it matches the appliances!!!!! 
1 Reacties, 24 Bezichtigingen,
5 Stemmen
,3.80 Score
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The boss 05-09-2017
Definition Of A Boss: "Boss Is A Person Who Thinks
That Nine Women Together Can Produce A Baby In One Month"
0 Reacties, 11 Bezichtigingen,
8 Stemmen
,4.64 Score
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A question 05-09-2017
What do a pizza delivery guy and OBGyn have in common? <br><br>
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They can both smell the goods but can't eat it!!! <br><br>
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I didn't write it, I just posted it!!!
0 Reacties, 10 Bezichtigingen,
4 Stemmen
,3.63 Score
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The Ring 03-09-2017
A balding, white haired man walked into a jeweler store
this past Friday evening with a beautiful much younger
gal at his side. He told the jeweler he was looking for a special
ring for his girlfriend. The jeweler looked through his
stock and brought out a $5, 000 ring. <br><br>
The man said, 'No, I'd like to see something more
special.' <br><br>
At that ...
0 Reacties, 62 Bezichtigingen,
8 Stemmen
,6.26 Score
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Senior Citizen Sex 27-08-2017
Roger is 85 and lives in a Senior Citizens Home. <br><br>
Every night after dinner he goes to a secluded garden behind
the home to sit and ponder his accomplishments and long
life. <br><br>
One evening, Mildred, age 82, wanders into the garden.
They begin to chat and before they know it, several hours
have passed. After a short lull in their conversation,
Roger turns to ...
2 Reacties, 102 Bezichtigingen,
18 Stemmen
,6.13 Score
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A new vino 27-08-2017
A single glass at night could mean a peaceful, uninterrupted
nights sleep. NEW Wine for Seniors I you not... <br><br>
[] California vintners in the Napa Valley area, which primarily produce Pinot Blanc, Pinot Noir, and Pinot
Grigio wines, have developed a new hybrid grapethat acts
as an anti-diuretic. It is expected to reduce the number
of trips older people have to make to the ...
0 Reacties, 42 Bezichtigingen,
4 Stemmen
,2.86 Score
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Cowboy Sex 24-08-2017
Two cowboys are out on the range talking about their favorite
sex positions: One says, "I think I enjoy the rodeo
position the best." <br><br>
"I don't think I have ever heard of that one",
says the other cowboy, "what is it?" <br><br>
"Well, it's where you get your girlfriend down
on all fours, and you mount her from behind, and ...
0 Reacties, 80 Bezichtigingen,
11 Stemmen
,5.41 Score
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fun 23-08-2017
why is she farting alot xD
0 Reacties, 12 Bezichtigingen,
2 Stemmen
,1.73 Score
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fun 23-08-2017
tell me a joke
0 Reacties, 4 Bezichtigingen,
3 Stemmen
,3.43 Score
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